Mirin Story Thread

I feel this shit

>work at falafel cart
>DL forearms on display, chest and delts really fill in my size L chef's shirt (I normally wear XL but started working here before I got big)
>two thirtysomething women come by late at night
>totally eyefuck ordering their lamb gyros and fries
>watch me make their food really closely
>call me hun a lot saying thanks and giving veggie directions
>tip $3 each on $8 gyro

I would've continued the bantz with them but my(maybe naive?) loyalty to my gf causes me to deflect potential flirting with professionalism.

WHERE IS YOUR FALAFEL CART LOCATED?

a town with lots of bridges

you know me irl?

Damn goth qts are one of my fetishes

no, i want some fucking lamb over rice.

bridges. manhattan.

>at friend's party
>friend's cousin is there
>8/10
>sitting at table with friend drinking, cousin walks over and sits down
>introduce myself
>we talk for a little
>she's smiling at me and laughing at my jokes
>feelsgoodman
>asks if i workout
>"yes"
>she says i should keep up the good work
>say thanks
>don't say anything
>don't really talking again

I want to ask my friend if I can have her number. Why I gotta be too autistic to ask for it in the moment what the fuck

totally wrong side of the world

chick on the right is a 8/10

Stop overestimating 11446

>brunette with sharp features and expensive makeup, clothes, hair

That's just an avg 6/10 with rich parents.

>be me
>working at an ice cream parlor for the summer
>it's shit but I guess it's not too bad for a summer job
>lots of greasy neckbeards come in often to get their ice cream fix, eww
>I have to serve them because it's my job
>new neckbeard comes in today, haven't seen him around before
>he's awkward, when he comes to place his order, fidgetting, looking around, then eyeing me intently
>I force out a smile for him
>he stutters out "one s-softserve pl-ease"
>I assume he just means in a cup
>turn around, I can feel his gaze on me, eww
>turn around, he spins around quickly and awkwardly in a circle for some reason, I can see his moobs bounce through his shirt
>eye him like "wtf?" then turn away quickly disgusted
>I hand him his cup of ice cream
>he awkwardly holds his hand on top of mine for what feels like an eternity, my face goes pale
>he finally lets go and I breathe a sigh of relief, the color comes back to my face
>he doesn't say anything, but pays and leaves. thank god

Definitely not going to work here again.

At least you aren't me mang. 195 bench 445 squat 465 dl :/ I did ss for three months...

kek'd

brisbane?

>be me not you
>leave YMCA with a juicy pump and a tight shirt on
>standing at bus shack beside a road
>car if 2 girls stop beside me waiting for a red light
>qt 8/10 in car says "look at that guy"
>passenger who is 6/10 and driver stare for 2 mins then speed off when it goes green
>go home and fap furiously till my ballsack is drained

>Inb4 she was a minor or somthing lmao.

Implying age matters around here.

youtube.com/watch?v=D_R35ZLNQ8E

>be me
>never really been mired much
>bump the thread anyway

T R E X
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>"hey user, have you been working out? You've definetly gotten more muscular"
>feelsgoodman.jpg

>work as a cashier/deskguy in a gym
>just finished lifts so there's some pump
>bunch of girls go in for their aerobics
>one of them would smile at me often
>an 8/10
>would even bend over in front of me while they do stretches, aerobics, etc
>it's pretty obvious what she's doing but my autistic mind could barely comment on anything nor even try to talk to her still feelsgood getting mired

>be me
>get noticed
>feelsgoodman.jpeg

>be me in gym
>sitting down
>cute girl doing some standing ab cable work
>she has on a shirt that covers her ass
>she looks at me and flops the shirt so it's laying on her ass and start doing the exercise
>my dick gets hard
>immediately horny as fuck
>leave the area and start masturbating
>get caught by the cleaning lady who runs to
the front desk and tells them what I was doing
>get kicked out

You got off easy. 85 b 830 s 1005 d did ss for two weeks.

>go to gym have a huge pump and wear a tight shirt
>leave gym
>chilling with friends
>qt 8.5/10 turkish girl is new in the group
>her boyfriend is a friend of mine
>qt sits next to me
>literally touches my arms and feels me up
>touches my abs
>laughes at all my jokes
>endleds eyes stares
>mention that prom will be in 3 weeks (Here in Germany we call it Abitur Entlassfeier)
>I already finished school, but she is still attending
>Literally asks me if I want to go there with her
>I say 'No I am already going with friends'
>she says ohh..

That was the last time we talked, she stopped following me on instagram and deleted me on her facebook??
Veeky Forums what do ? she is fucking hot

And oh I dont really give a fuck that she has a boyfriend, I will make a little beta bitch of him if it must be

>on SS
>I never the press
???

>be me
>when i read most these stories
>and want to kill myself from the cringe.

>be me
>meet a girl one night
>start flirting it up hardcore
>there's a sick ass french bulldog for some reason
>start playing with the doggo and tuning everything else out
>start rubbing its fat little belly
>wake up
>lie there as existential dread sets in having dreamt about playing with a pupper
>really want a french bulldog

just get a damn doggo friend

>at best friend's wedding
>hug the bride and congratulate her
>she blatantly feels up my lats and down to my lowerback then biceps
>holds on way too long, like a minute straight while molesting my muscles
>groom gives me wtf look
>gf gives me wtf look
>she's angry, so im stuck sleeping on the couch that night
>get bombed on adderall and play vidya games all night instead

losing a friend because you wanted to fuck their girl isn't worth it

>first day at new job
>Walk into office after leaving gold's
>Large black lady working the front desk
>"You the new guy?"
>"Yup"
>"Mm mmm, you a big boy"
>"For you"
>5 second silence
>Run out with hands in pockets, drive home crying
>Quit job

m8 I think you left some spaghetti in the office.

sounds like she took a severe beating for her social media and is about to be shipped to south-east turkey for arranged marriage to a mid-50 y/o ISIS warlord
you could've saved her user

So the point of these stories is to show that, when we have reached our goal and girls start noticing us we find out we are gay?

>when we have reached our goal
nobody reaches their goal
anyways, welcome to Veeky Forums

>last week go to a club with a gym bro
>big line to enter
>manlet in front is asked for ID
>he is taking to long and bouncer movers him aside while he find the ID on his wallet
>line keeps moving and bouncer tell him to get in the line while he is searching
>he tells him to fuck himself
>drunk bitch start laughing at it
>he gets in the line behind a black tall buff mother fucker
>as the nigger moves to get in he elbow the manlet in the nose and knocks him out in the ground
>bouncer seems to be friends with the nigger and smiles
>after few mines people try to help the manlet whose got his bloody nose smashed in

After seen this, I turned back and went home. I am disgusted by how uneducated people can be. Stay safe fags

who was mired in this story? the black guy?

Fuck mang you're lucky as shit I did SS once and got to 50/920/9001 like just kill me

Wait. Did you not realize that she wanted the pipe or what are you saying?

No chicks at the gym when I go at midnight. Dudes are starting to tell me that I lost a lot of weight and that i'm looking good. Not really mirin I guess, but makes me feel good. Down from 297 to 260.

Always see mire threads but completely forgot about this
>Be on vacation in Italy almost a year ago
>Lifting for about half a year at that point
>Barely out of dyel skeletor mode (complete dyel by fit standards)
>7/10 Italian woman somewhere in her thirties works at the place we stay at
>I'm basicly always walking around without a shirt since there's a pool nearby where I spent most of my time
>At one point I'm outside shirtless trying to look for some figs to eat from a tree
>Woman walks by and catch here staring at me, looks up to me and smiles
>Few days later when we leave we say goodbye and as I'm the last one to say goodbye to her she gives me a kiss on the cheeck and says "beautiful boy"

Felt bretty good

shoulda fucked her

>At work
>Regular comes in to buy some stuff, tells me I've gotten a lot bigger
>Says "You're not cheating are you"

I told him I'm not.

I am though, but it still feels good to know I'm getting bigger.

I fucking hate life so much, I have everything going for me except my social autism which leave me forever alone what the fuck man. Might as well forget women altogether and focus on my career.

Are you by chance american?

Not really possible because family and friends were around 24/7
Dutch, though we were with American friends. Why?

Good job
now keep going and meet your goals man

>morning run took longer than expected
>going to be late for class if I shower
>just grab my shit and go
>self conscious about smelling like sweat and my musty running clothes
>class ends, walking down the hall
>hear couple of qts from class say "oh my god, look at his calves"

Made me cocky as fuck for at least a week.

Because that's typical behaviour in Southern Europe and Slavia so it's normally only surprising to our burger friends. The kiss, I mean.

>sitting with m8 who also lifts
>wew, nice forearms user
>cheers
>he gets girl sitting nearby to look
>what do you think
>ugh, they're too veiny
kek i'm like 15%, feelsgood

Once a girl actually smiled at me

>visit senpai
>cousin (15) exclaims "pecs" and feels my chest for 10-20 seconds
>asks if I've been working out
>flex arm "you tell me"
>"oh my god"
>holds my arm as we walk along the street with her friend later that day
>touches my abs at dinner
>"solid"

Yeah I have been to southeren Europe many times before, so the kiss wasn't really a surprise

You know that cashiers are told to smile at people?

Arounds blacks never relax

>be me
>see girl I haven't spoken to in 7 years who I was obsessed with at school
>I've put on like 25kg over 4 years of training
>was a skelly before
>she was looking at her phone
>she never saw me

The end

...

This

>be at school with friends, see skinny ass calves
>say to friend "oh my gosh, look at his calves"

No

...

>be me
>working as cashier at ice cream place
>autist weirdo comes in
>he is pretending to look at pics on the wall, but is always turning back towards the counter to stare at me
>i try not to maintain eye contact with this weirdo
>give him ice cream
>he grabs the ice cream awkwardly, he's not really holding on to it
>i don't want the ice cream to fall, so i'm holding the ice cream for 5-10 seconds, waiting for him to take it
>all the while he is smiling at me
what a creep

Creep Story Thread?

>Go to a new gym for the summer
>Starting to know the regulars
>They are all nice, mainly foreign guys trying to get ripped if you know the type. None really know what they are doing
>Apart from one guy, I am the strongest in the gym by far
>Go in on Friday to squat
>Guy is in the power rack doing 85 lbs squats
>kek whatever I can wait
>I put my stuff in the bag area
>Guy squat in the rack sees me and immediately unracks his weight and starts squatting in the smith machine
>He knows who the boss is
>Pump out 365 lbs squats for reps as I look over my domicile

>At a party yesterday
>Some people I know from a few years ago are there
>Every person is commenting on my body and how often I workout
>Not even being discrete asking me if I workout, just straight asking how often I go to the gym
>Hooked up with some kinda attractive chick who was feeling me up
>Got her # and said I would call
>I won't because she isn't really my type
>DEVILISH

why u gotta do this?

don't worry user, they were complimenting your calves, not mocking them...

not really a bully

>be me
>get rejected at the end of high school
>decide to leave humanity behind
>enter cocoon mode
>don't get out of my house for 5 years except for uni, train 6 days a week on my home gym
>one day my mom is sick so i have to go buy the groceries
>go to the shop 200m from home
>see the sunlight
>run to the shop, get my shit, step at the back of the line
>see the girl that rejected me in high school walk into the shop
>she's pregnant and fat
>she's behind me in line
>asks me to hand her the ice cream on one of the top shelves
>give it to her
>she holds my hand for about 5-10 seconds
>eyefucks me the whole way
>y-y-ou are-... t-thanky-y-you a-a-user

you are welcome.

ended up fucking her without a condom

>pregnant and fat
>fucked her without a condom
...that's not a good thing m8

fucking excellent desu, kekk'ed

>be fat
>women look at me with disgust
>lose weight
>women lock eye contact
>not used to the attention at all
>tfw no confidence because of loose skin
end me

>hands in pocket
kek

what's that black shit supposed to be?

nice

>fat
>pregnat
why would you do that you fucking caveman

Have you tried expanding the image?

...

Feels

fucking faggot, at least take responsibility for being a little bitch

lmao

>be 6'6" 155lbs when I meet a girl
>don't see her for almost 2 years because reasons
>finally see her again
>I'm 6'6" 238lbs now
>"Wow user..."
>Here come the mires that I've worked so hard for
>"Did you get braces? Your smile looks really nice now"
Fuck you bitch. My teeth are the exact same as they were the last time I saw you.

>dad talking to his friends
> all spics who haven't seen me since I was 8
>I'm 18 now
>I come home from gym and see them
>"oye, añon. Have chu bin warking out"
>dad tells them "yeah he goes at least 4 times a week"
>"does it reely wark hefe?"
>"well when I see user, I see that it does, when I see his brother, not so much"
>start treating my older brother as a lesser because of this.

Other time
>at school few months ago
>wore captain America shirt that is tight around chest and arms
>class mate yells "damn user, what steroids do you use?"
>"The good kind"
>Everyone laughs

Feels good because i used to be a loner and my dad used to barely acknwledge me

>losing a friend over a dirty fucking turkroach
How fucking lonely must you be?

why does everyone pretend to have such high standards.
Face it bois if it gets to be long enough we'd fuck a doorknob

>be at club
>decide to go get jacket and leave
>bouncer says "finally someone that lifts" and smirks
>say that I don't lift for shits and giggles
>your arms are revealing
>good genetics
>smirk and leave

Guy was quite huge and very lean, probs about 10%, felt nice.

Its important to maintain your true self during times of happiness.
Actions made in arrogance will haunt you for a very long time believe me brother.

this actually hurt to read

Oh, alright I see it now
LOL

I wonder if this is physically possible. If you did nothing but squats would your bench increase anyway? Rip believes in growth hormone release from compounds, but I'm not convinced.

Never been mire'd, still way too DYEL, but what people notice more than size is "change in size" I think.

>gym bro A stops going for like 8 months
>just a few days ago
>he's in
>im talking to gym guy B
>B has lifted with me before in that 8 months
>A comes in
>greetings
>I walk away to get weight
>I over hear A to B
>"Christ, B, user's fucking doubled in size since I last saw him"

Felt good, even if it's just the once.

>be me yesterday
>working up to a max reps deadlift set with 96%
>get 3 reps at 515
>guy comes over and tells me that he was impressed
>asks me some questions and is pretty friendly
felt pretty good

This is wisdom.

>2013, the greatest bro year of all time
>Go to theater with gym bros
>Pain & Gain: A Veeky Forums Story to Live By is playing
>Fuck yea
>Family sits behind us
>Movie finishes, me and gym bros stand up
>"Whoa dad, they're bigger than the guys in the movie!"

Not actually bigger than the Rock, but still, felt good.