Tfw fell for the le go outside because you need vitamin d meme

>tfw fell for the le go outside because you need vitamin d meme
>sunburnt as fuck
What do Veeky Forums?
The radioactive Jew star is going to rob me of my gains if I can't go to the gym tomorrow

>radioactive Jew star
top kek

Ever heard of sunblock m8?

why can't you go to the gym tomorrow, it's just a little sunburn

granted ive never had one before, but cant you just wear long sleeves and apply moisturizer?

>can literally just take vitamin D pills

Lmfaoing@you retards who go outside

>not squatting through your sunburn

don't be a pussy

>The radioactive Jew star
>Suncreme

The Jews are literally geniuses. They create an expensive solution to a problem they have created.

>jew star
>the sun was made by the jews
There is literally no end to the stupidity of /pol/locks is there

It's just bantz, my hooked nosed ally

>falling for the pill jew
jesus christ just dose the fucking sun properly, it aint that hard

>damage control

nice banter m8s

good thread

>reminder that if you had more melanin in your skin you would be a superior specimen

Jesus was a jew so checkmate.

I wonder who could be behind this post.

Then why are all the most developed countries in the world lacking melanin?

>there are actually people in this world that are too stupid to understand that tanning is a gradual process and must be carefully controlled for maximum life benefit
Might as well just cut off your balls and wear a skirt already lad

go outside on a sunrise, dumbass
not on 12 noon

>Taking more than 10 mins
What the fuck are you doing.
Enjoy your cancer.

its actually fucking horrible, especially with sleeves.

calendula oil/creme
for max skin rehab, mix with aloe and honey and lacquer yourself in the stuff

>screams checkmate
>we're bowling
Fucking autists

Jews invented skin cancer to sell sunscreen

Because they spend all day inside either working on a desk or watching TV.

jews invented the sun to cause skin cancer to sell sunscreen.
get your facts right

>What do Veeky Forums?
FUCK YOU AND YOUR SIMPLETON PROBLEM YOU GODDAMN IDIOT.

YOU REST, HEAL YOUR SKIN AND GO OUT AGAIN. FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK.

IT'S THAT SIMPLE YOU REEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAARD!!!!!!

KILL YOURSELF AND DELETE THIS POINTLESS THREAD.

Jew detected

As a pale dude I am going to give you the only good advice in this thread.

If you get sun burn easily, just avoid sun. A shitty little aesthetic upgrade or extra vitamin D is not worth skin cancer.

I know what I'm talking about. Take care and don't fall for the social pressure to tan.

everything that's not a light sunburn can make your life miserable for days (depending on area sunburnt)

Niggers have most melanin, yet they are the most pathetic, inferior creatures roaming the Earth, beaten only in said aspect by parasites (which they turn into once they migrate to the West).

The irony

TYRONE is sleeping with your WHITE wimmins while you TAN and get BURNT

>tfw father got me god-tier sun resistance genetics
>tfw still not swarthy, but tan like a charm

In my country a lot of them have to get vitamins supplements.

>The radioactive Jew star
I loled.

Question.

I am pale as FUCK. I am the palest person I've ever seen, and living in the UK that's saying something. I tan very well though and evenly (them south european genes), but I don't want skin cancer or to damage my skin and that's what tanning basically is.

I look 30x more attractive with slightly tan skin. What do? Use tanning lotion? That shit looks like a disease once it starts wiping off in patches.

> implying women aren't inferior too
2016+

there is tanning lotion that works by letting your body build melanin and does not have that shitty low-life bronze color in it. Use that in moderate amounts.
Or just be proud of your top-tier genectics, being the non-niggerest person you've ever seen.

any suggestions on tanning lotions user?

I like my paleness in the winter, but in summer it looks ridiculous

kys

true dat, melanoma is manly af

relax

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