Going after girls who are under 5'9

karlie kloss

>implying im trying to get every girl pregnant

sometimes I just want someone to succ

Lanky looking giraffe ass bitch. Womanlets are better for fucking.

You wouldn't be short if you just hit the gym fuckn nerd.

I'm not missing out on someone great because of their height, nigger.
I'll just make sure my children have a healthy diet and are at a proper weight not being too thin or overweight and won't feed them shit with hormones in it instead buying organic meat.

>Mfw 6'6 and gf 5'4

Petite girls are just better desu

Nah m8 in 6'2 and the wife is 5'11

Haha your son will be 5ft7 and you will be sad inside

My dad was 5'7 and my mom was 5'5. Le epic cuck meme, but I got a paternity check and it all matches up. Maybe REAL FOOD (TM) and living an active life from the start is the key to leaving manlet mode, just maybe.

>tfw she might be tall enough to kiss me on the chin
Who is she?!

>tfw you are 6'6''
>tfw you would look great together, her in that sundress and you with a pair of slack and a blazer, driving a Mazeratti convertible
>tfw ywn ever ever be with Karlie Kloss
>tfw you don't even know how to spell Maserati

It's more likely his sons would be around 6'1.

Kek why does fit always use shopped pictures of women
This bitch is already huge but she's not 9 feet tall

>make out while inside them easier.

Really?

Me on the right

i want a tall gf i love tall girls!!!!
breeding the master race brah

>make out while you're inside easier
if there's a big height difference it'll actually be harder as you'll have to do the awkward neck bend. but if you're like a similar height you should be good

Karlie Kloss
my wife

What do my lifts need to be to unlock her as a playable gf?

when get get kids i'm sending them to the netherlands to infuse them with superior dutch GH infused milk to make them become "average dutch hight"

Iktftbqh fambalmioso

mfw parents are 6'4 and 5'5 and i'm 6'1

my grandma is 5′1, granddad is 6′2, dad is 6′5, mom is 5′6, I am 6′1...I dont know man

>be 6'1 manlet
>in her heels wife is only slightly shorter than me
It's tough to get used to but also incredibly sexy. She's blonde with blue eyes and all and I'm a filthy fucking shitskin mudslime so knowing I'm corrupting the white gene pool by impregnating her is satisfying

Unless the girl is really short I don't think it matters. My mother is kind of short and my father is 1.80m and I'am 1.86m.

same here, short mom, dad about 10cm smaller than me. i'm 1.87

the son might not even be that tall if I'm 5'10 myself

Maserati is new money garbage. Asian import rich kid student who couldn't make it into good Chinese university.

>corruping the white gene pool
>implying your 90 Iq half shitskin monsters are going to enter back into the white genepool.

>caring about sons

as if anyone from Veeky Forums will procreate

lol

all the people who talk shit on this board are going to have daughters that get turned out by black guys

I guarantee it.

Im 6 ft 3
Gf is 6 ft.

Our children will be fuckkn giants.

I know a guy that had FOUR daughters in a row.

you are going to be so sad when you dont have a son.

I won't be a bad parent
That is the def of a bad parent

you realize you cant stop it regardless how good of a parent you are, right?

your daughter is going to suck dick, it's inevitable

>mfw surrounded by nothing but womanlets

I'm never going to be able to pass on my genes.

You've obviously only lived around bad parents. I lived around a lot of Muslims and their girls weren't sluts, at least in comparison to ethnically Swedish girls.

>only thing that can stop woman from wearing heels is her height
pretty sad desu

Hit the gym fatass

>tfw dad was 5'7, mom 5'4. Did swimming, basketball and rugby etc

all kinds of sports since child.

>mfw at 5'10 at 19 years old

Here's hoping i grow another inch so i can estat and tell people im 6 ft

Get ready for the shitstorm

Solid banter mate

you know, im convinced most people here dont lift and just shitpost about height all day

why dont you guys actually care about a measurement that is relevant...

dick size

imagine being 6 foot with a penis smaller than 7 inches, id probably kill myself.

My mom is 5'5", my dad is 5'8".

I am 6'0" and my brother is 6'2".

Just fuck who you want to fuck for christs sake, life is too short for manlet memes.

your mom banged the milk man

>having children

no tks

Lmao, subtle burn brah

Manlet detected. By the time a girl sees your dick, the size is irrelevant 99% of the time. Height on the other hand affects you on a daily basis and how others see you.

I'm 6'0 and I would never date a girl over 5'10. If my son doesn't get his height from me, he never deserved it in the first place.

If genes work properly a person is supposed to be parent's median height plus 6".

6' girl is the perfect height.

not over 6'1 tho, and not less than 5'8

tinydick detected, post pics you little faggot

girls who are taller than 5'8 have janky ass feet, it is fucking disgusting

lol she's in flats even.

>its really that simple guys believe it!

and your size is irrelevant 100% of the time cause it's too small, you needle dick faggot.

Height, given proper diet and health during development, is almost exclusively genetic.

>please tell me you dont do this. do you actually want your sons to be manlets???
Actually yes. I'm 6'2 and it's not worth it. Too mmuch eating and in the future I have higher risk of back issues. I want my sons to be 6'0 manlets.

dubs confirm this statement

> parents median height
> median

how many parents do you have??

It is.
Mom 5'5"
Dad 5'5"

Me 5'11"

Pardon my poor choice of words. I think mid-parental height is what I was going for.

im half chinese half british

my mom (chinese) is 5'2, and my dad (british) is 5'10

everyone bar my dad in my family is sub 5'8.

I'm 6'2

>genetics

UGH 2/10 WOULD NOT BANG THIS HAMPLANET YOU HIGH TEST GUYS ARE CHUBBY CHASERS

>the current year
>being a subhuman footfag

Short women are a cancer that is stopping the rebirth of giants in a society that is perfect for them.

my ex was 5'10 I miss her so much brehs it was like power fucking every day it was amazing

How tall is the postman?

>I got a paternity check

How did you even explain that one to your dad?

hahah im so poor and have that much baggage my soul just laughs when they come after me

This is what lanklets want

desu it might be worth it just to have a masculine child

>31

lol womanlankets are truly pathetic

shortstack girls are the best

shortstack become obese easy

Marly Marfan

My dad is 6'3 and my mom 5'10. I'm the shortest in my family at 5'7 and I hate it. I hate being a non-Amazonian woman.

Clearly you haven't read Galton's Regression Towards Mediocrity in Hereditary Stature. Pic related.

Your child's height is almost guaranteed to be between parental height and average height (5'10"). That means they will be shorter than tall parents, and taller than short parents.

post feet

So you think. Statistically children and offspring work there way towards average. hence why this hasn't happened
>5'6 and 5'5 have 6 foot children
>6 and 5'10 have 6'6 foot children
>6'6 and 6'4 have 7 foot children
>repeat

Dad is 5'11 and mom is 5'5
i am 6'3

Karlie Kloss. Shes listed as 6'2 but she is closer to 6'1.
The OP image is photoshopped.

autism

5'5 here. How do I get a gf like this?

More like realism.

...

5'11" why.....ohhhh
:_(

Isn't this photo a part of the "Death by snu snu" meme
Hundreds of these subtly photoshops

>dad is 5'6
>mom is 5'4"
>I'm 5'7"
If only

>Dat arch
Size 8?

Post lanky legs

Fucking lold