Things you can say to your gymbro but not your girlfriend.
Things you can say to your gymbro but not your girlfriend
>tfw no gf
More weight.
Chest is lacking.
Sick bulk, man.
I like it when you tickle my prostrate
>tfw gf isn't into pegging
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Hey buddy, see you at the gym tomorrow.
Thick, solid, tight
MORE SCOOPS CMON
Those deadlifts I did yesterday ruptured a blood vessel in my asshole and now there's a little pulp sticking out of it
You exist
N-no homo
Swipe that sweat off the bench, you pig.
I love you.
tfwnogf...
Lower, faggot.
>tickle
Dicklet gymbro detected
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Do clean and jerks.
You exist
Ass to grass faggot
Minor prolapse deadlifting, congrats u made it user. Now get your gymbro to rub some antiseptic on it. No-homo/homo whatever you want you've earned it
get my dick out your mouth, faggot.
youre looking good
it's time to cut
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nice dick
youre getting big
>you're tighter than my gf
I trust you.
kek THIS
Kek
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Im glad you accompany me in one of my favorite hobbies
Blow me.
"That's it, get it."
> you actually turned up sober and I enjoyed spending time with you.