Things you can say to your gymbro but not your girlfriend

Things you can say to your gymbro but not your girlfriend.

>tfw no gf

More weight.

Chest is lacking.

Sick bulk, man.

I like it when you tickle my prostrate
>tfw gf isn't into pegging

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Hey buddy, see you at the gym tomorrow.

Thick, solid, tight

MORE SCOOPS CMON

Those deadlifts I did yesterday ruptured a blood vessel in my asshole and now there's a little pulp sticking out of it

You exist

N-no homo

Swipe that sweat off the bench, you pig.

I love you.

tfwnogf...

Lower, faggot.

>tickle
Dicklet gymbro detected

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Do clean and jerks.

You exist

Ass to grass faggot

Minor prolapse deadlifting, congrats u made it user. Now get your gymbro to rub some antiseptic on it. No-homo/homo whatever you want you've earned it

get my dick out your mouth, faggot.

youre looking good

it's time to cut

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nice dick

youre getting big

>you're tighter than my gf

I trust you.

kek THIS

Kek

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Im glad you accompany me in one of my favorite hobbies

Blow me.

"That's it, get it."

> you actually turned up sober and I enjoyed spending time with you.