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>Physical therapist
>doesn't help my gains at all

Commercial real Estate Aquisitions and dispositions analyst.
Gains goblin on busy weeks

I work the desk at my gym part time. Free $250 per month gym membership and I have a key. Pretty sweet.

Just finishing up general reqs + already have a bachelor's. Need to do shadowing still. Any tips on getting into PT school?

CPA

why do you say that? I'm looking into being a PT is it just all the long hours of working?

I work at a summer camp and as PT Tech which count as my hours of observation in most areas so I feel good. I'm working about 40+ hrs a week which is gonna help since I'll be transferring into a new school and buy me new clothes the summer camp I work at offers me free gym membership and It's a nice place honestly.

Paramedic

>back to back 12h shifts leave no time for gym
>work nights so I can have the whole gym mostly to myself half the time, when I can go

I guess its a wash

House wife.

Its obviously a lot of free time for doing fit stuff and because my husband is a lifter its kinda my job to plan all his meals, macros, routines, and make sure he sticks with it on top of all the normal shit I do, and just being so active in his fit lifestyle forces me to also be fit.

just apply to a ton of different schools

Paralegal. Intellectual property so it's fucking mind numbing.

Hours are super inconsistent so I'm forced to switch between working out at 5am or 7pm on a regular basis, which kind of sucks.

>tfw no employee gym

Programmer for a small tech company in one if those trendy "coworking spaces".

> sick leg gains from biking to the office everyday
> fap my gains away every night thinking of all the QTs in the office

This looks to be where I'm heading. How do you like being in the classroom?

General office bitch. My official title is Section Coordinator. We don't have a company gym but get a steep discount at a super swanky gym. It's pretty gain-neutral but it does start at 9 so plenty of time for morning workouts.

>just apply to a ton of different schools
but but I want to go to the all girls school right by my house with a highly regarded program. It's like 3 guys and 30 females.

Work at a garden store lugging bags of shit and barbecues all day
Totally fucks up my recovery, and I have to eat an enormous amount t of food to bulk (skeleton mode) , and it costs me quite a bit on food

Thinking of finding another job, I know i wouldn't be able to do much better than retail without an education but maybe I'll get lucky

Sucks I didn't get accepted into any university, I really wanted to be an engineer, if I could afford it

Where can I find someone like you?

Filthy gaijin english teacher. I squat and OHP my elementary kids and play soccer with my middle school kids. Shit's great

He found me on the internet over 10 years ago, desu. Met on some shitty forum thats dead now. Its important to note I was a fixer upper. When he talks about it he describes it as finding a fat girl with a 10/10 face and personality who is willing to lose weight with the proper motivation. Which I guess is what he did.

Just find a bitch you like and can talk to about anything, even if it hurts someones feelings or maybe isnt fun to talk about and you're good. Key to long and lasting relationships is just fucking talking. Seriously. If you cant look at your wife and say youre getting pudgey, i dont like it, and her immediate reaction isnt to discuss how to fix that problem with you shes not a keeper. If she cant work on herself, physically, mentally, or w.e else why would she ever bother working on your relationship? Find someone you share a mutual respect and adoration for. Vice versa for the women here I know are lurking, too. Lifes too short for shit relationships, and theres a lot of women out there, and more than one will be a perfect match for you. Improve yourself and learn to be compassionate and caring and a good partner so when you find her you can give her the best.

Also I apologize for the rambling post. My husband says I have to stop coming on fit and nagging the kids here but I really cant help myself. I have so much motherly attention to give but he wont give me babies yet. ;_;

i just got approved to start giving Lyft rides so i guess ill start that. anyone have any advice for me?

i also kinda just wanna do some temp jobs right now and make money just so i can go travel. or do some one off labor gigs. like, if i end up going somewhere and having a long-ish stay, something i can just go do for a few days. suggestions?

Massage Therapist,
Using my hands all day is starting to give me juicier forearms
>tfw a qt milf is groaning while you work her levator scapula , and then comments how strong your arms are.
Truly worth it.

th-thanks for the sage advice
BTW were you fat before marriage?, and later got fit?

What's your back round?

In NYC?

Army. Our gym is shit compared to one you pay for and is full of retards. We're forced into injury inducing pt everyday. I've lost so much fitness while I've been in. If I'm not broken when I get out, I'll get it back.

>Security Officer
>Mix running and walking for my 10 miles of rounds a day
>Only do bodyweight and cardio
>No one there during my shift so I do whatever I want

Helps a lot with gains, as that's what I only want.

I'm a supervisor at a call center. It's unfulfilling, but I get to work a late shift in a semi-professional environment which gives me an empty late-night gym.

It was a slow process. I think during the actual marriage I was 3/4 down. I started losing about 2 years in to the relationship because I wanted rougher sex and also maybe some rape play, but I still havent reached my goal body since originally I wanted to be more high test but I think my husband is close to asking me to go loli, which means losing 20 lbs and not getting my boob job, which royally fucks up my future body goals but whatever hes the boss. Sorry Im just ranting now..

I'm a scientist, it's an okay job
I usully walk more than 12000 steps per day
hours are 9 to 5, but nobody cares. usually I come and leave later and work more hours then I'm paid for
it's pretty laid back

Nice roleplay faggot. Try /cgl/

ayy what degree do you have
trying to get work with a bachelor's and its miserable

Scientist.

No influence on my gainz really

not that user but

>bachelor's

do your master's faget

thinking of doing an MPH t b h
or maybe a PhD in something I like

Ive actually been meaning to go there since I actually only come to fit and sometimes ck or out but everything I hear say its full of cunts or something? Regardless I do like to sew. Also its kinda shit that there are literally so many men that pretend to be women online that if I come on and mention Im one Im looked at with suspicion. How sad. And pathetic, desu. This is why I spent my first 2 years on fit pretending to be my husband when I asked for advice or said anything.

chef. 13 hour days, no time off, no time to eat.

lifting at all makes you the biggest guy in the room, it's a cool job, chicks dig it, gorgeous young hostesses

it kills gains but it is the most fun job in the world

web dev at a small friendly company. pays a lot and gives me pretty regular hours so my lifting routine stays consistent most of the time. pretty cool job desu

Buy/sell stocks

thinking about being a firefighter. anyone have any experience?

How many days a week? I could do 13 hours a day if I only do 4 days a week or the job is just really fucking enjoyable.

six, usually. its not easy work

How'd you get the job?

Ah yeah, fuck that. Job sounds great but I hate being told what to do and my patience is limited to about 60 hours a week. Love to cook, tho. My grandmother owned a restraunt and my mother was a chef before motherhood. She always said she loved it.

I've got a Veeky Forums m8 who tried to join but got rekt on the physical requirements. Dunno what the requirements are like in burgerstan though

Scientist, and also a reserve in the royal air force.

I lift for her, Veeky Forums

this a dude, don't believe this shit

Personal Trainer at a independent gym in the UK.

I spend easily 20 hours a month unpaid helping them make the gym the best in the area so the owners are pretty thankful on my part, I don't pay rent on PTing so everything I charge I keep.

I really enjoy it, but the long hours are pretty soul destroying at times. You have to realise that to get clients you need to be on the gym floor at least 12 hours a day.

PhD student in theoretical condensed matter. Flexible hours and high stress. Gym is my only outlet.

>24
>police officer
I work in a very large city in Texas, only have 8 hour shifts, helps because I get paid to clock into the gym for a max of 7 hours per week.

I know exactly how you feel. I busted my ankle at the end of our deployment back in 11' and when we got back we did nothing but run for like 6 God damned months. And log PT, just stupid shit that made me broken but give me no shape or strength.

Eh. You dont have to believe me.

On a side note I was going to post a progress photo in one of the progress threads here sometime soonish, so I guess when all of a sudden you start seeing a middle aged women in there its me, and that will kind of prove it? Not that it matters I guess.

Software dev, sql and javascript. Who /sqlserver/ here?

transistor jockey in silicon valley

Small Business Owner
I swear to god 1/3rd of my business is lifting 50 lbs boxes. It helps, barely.

I do valet while going to school.

Cardio gainz

almost finished with my PhD, but I have a masters degree and an engineer degree

broke ass student. that doesn't help much. uni gym is cheap so not everything is bad I guess.

>boring ass office job
Pay is okay and working hours are pretty humane so that doesn't hinder in working out. The only shit thing is tight fucking hip flexors from sitting all fucking day and potential carpal tunnel.

>Key to long and lasting relationships is just fucking talking
while it is a facilitating factor, it is not everything

I'm seriously considering dumping my gf because I don't really feel too much for her anymore, even if we can talk all day long.

I dont care if this is bait or not, but holy fuck that was motivating

I'm the assistant manager of an IT firm connected to a large distributions center in Alaska.

The most important aspect of my job is probably ensuring the delivery of Frito Lays to stores in the state.

I'm studying for my CCNA because fuck this job.

True, I guess I should have mentioned that generally falling out of love does happen. I was talking more about couples who break up over differences, but you are very correct, it can happen. Sorry youre going through that btw. Not sure if you guys have super intertwined lives or not but its always such a hard step to go from being comfortable to being in a new place in life, and I hope whatever you do you live a happy life, and you end up with someone you love and adore and that feels the same way about you. Good luck, and remember even if its shit when shes gone theres always better ones out there and you deserve the best.

Hey thanks! Its funny because I always joke with my family and friends that I should just nag and motivate for a living because its all I love doing. Glad you got something from my rant, atleast, and I hope it serves you well. Not sure if you have a gf or are just waiting for the right one but I hope you find what youre looking for and live the happy fulfilling life thats awaiting you.

Lifestyle manager for two hardware developers.

I basically do grocery shopping (with a huge budget), organize diets and workout schedules/programs, drive them to and from their office, do coffee runs, and keep the place tidy. Helps that I love doing all that stuff already, and that the two guys are some of my closest friends. Doesn't hurt that high quality groceries and a sweet pad are included in the deal.

Well, thanks. I'm not sure if I deserve the best but I guess I should be with someone I really feel connected with.

The best for you doesnt mean the best out of everyone on the planet. It just means someone you love and cherish and care for. Someone who you can sit and laugh at supid shit with for hours and share all your embarrassing stories without the fear of being judged. And you do deserve that. Everyone deserves happiness if theyre willing to work for it. So better yourself and shell come along.

What the hell gym do you work for that charges $250 per month?

Chef.

r8

I sell air purifiers. They're really good products, worth having and all that bullshit, but the owners have jacked up the price about 20% over the last 3 years to almost four thousand dollars without any commission increase, just for their own pockets, while the local economy has gone to shit. Dumb fucks are all "Why is this location doing worse?" while a revolving door of salesmen come and go. I'm cashing out as soon as I get hired elsewhere. Oh, also, because everyone is hostile to at home sales they deliberately mislead people so they are literally 0% prepared for any kind of purchase.

It's also shit for my gains because we work six days a week, start work at about noon, and finish work anywhere between 9pm and fuckin 1-2am. Between that and my girlfriend, I can't plan meals for dick or plan workouts for shit. For the last two months I've been eating McDonald's while I drive from place to place and doing half-ass home workouts my with 20lb kettlebell.

Trust me, i fell for the nursong school meme.

They are all either ugly, old, taken, or CHAD EATS HER PUSSY WHILE YOU JERK IT TO TRAPPY

Industrial Electrician
>4 on 4 off
>6 - 6
>hate where I work so much I loose motivation to do anything, but it was great for gainz before I started hating it

Call Center. Kills my gains because I work from home, so I have a 10 foot walk anywhere I need to go.

How do i get this job

Sounds scary, any good stories?

I translate Japanese porn on the internet for various paysites.

I actually felt bad mentioning my income to my therapist, since she went "You earn more than my supervisor". I'm pretty much a NEET and I get more than a medical professional.

More like baby from amd

Like how much

I get 500-700 per week depending on the amount of new material, I work an hour or two per day.

The factor that contributes the most to it being great is that it's on the internet and I get paid through online services, so 0% of what I earn is taxed, while everyone else's pay is docked 40% in this damn country.

Thats only 2800 a month

Interesting
Didn't know that it would pay that much.

translate how? subtitles?

You think it's a low amount for someone who works from home 10 hours a week without any superior education?

I could hold a real job on top of that and double my income, but I value being a pseudo-NEET above getting more income I won't use. My living expenses are so sparse that I end up with half my earnings left over every month.

It's a lot of money compared to most.

Even 35000 seems like a ridiculous yearly salary to most Americans. And if you include the hours worked, it's even more ridiculous to them.

Many Americans work 70 hours a week to achieve the same wage.

No, I translate the printed stuff.
My job is just writing in a .doc or .txt file what's been said it every bubble, actually putting that onto the image is someone else's job.

Oh fuck maybe I should just translate korean porn into english then.

I work in supply chain management. I find new sources and check the quality of the products and see how the people running the factories and such are.
It's pretty relaxing just usually on the phone or travelling around the country finding new shit.
Also when you become their customer they feed and get you drunk and take you to party to make sure they keep your business.

that's not bad if you live a low maint. lifestyle

Software Developer

I work from home, so I got myself some weight and work out at home.

It doesn't help my gains, but my gains helped to get rid of that back pain from sitting all day.

Why is it burgenese always come out with remarks like this, what is the average wage over there? That's above average earnings for the UK and the user is only working 10 hours a week. I'm assuming it was euros since he mentioned 40% tax.

The Students must love you

I'm an engineer at Google and it definitely pays very well, but it also hinders my cut because I am constantly surrounded with free gourmet food, ice cream, cake and candy 24/7. They have a great gym though and I go there daily in work hours.

where do you live and how did you get into it, pls help ive wanted try supply chain or I have to go back to uni to do masters