Maximum test thread

Her ass is out of control
Even nignogs cant handle that

Low test detected.

Abs on a girl are sexy, she doesn't even have heavily defined abs, they're like cute pre-abs.

She's the real life Korra, sexy as fuck, and if you think she's too thin or whatever, you're probably not capable of handling a real woman who is fit.

I don't like ripped females. Having muscle definition is hot, but they need to have a layer of fat for the padding. That said, I find her hot.

Spoiler alert: shes got a mixed kid and no father in the picture

>2016
>still not knowing what high test means
Consider suicide.

That ass is so fat I my skin turned darker and I started flashing gang signs

scusting.
she clearly has some sort of medical defect

It's called too much test.

good lord

i want to bury my nose as far up her shit hole as i can and take long, deep, lung filling inhales until i experience a mind blowing orgasm.

WE WUZ KANGZ N SHIET MUFUGGA

She's not very ripped in that image, I'm not a fan of this because of the pose and outfit, but she's pretty hot otherwise.

Funny, no one gives a fuck about your opinion.

Why are you even pretending? Just go fuck dudes.

You gave enough of a fuck to reply, dumbass.

>ew abs on a girl are a no no

you sound like a little bitch, kid.

Dudes aren't as pretty bro :/. I'm fine with thin normal girls with small breasts, you know the pixie girl type. But with more buff girls they need a good set of breasts and a nice face.

Just enough to hope you don't post your shitty opinions as if they are a basis of fact.
>yfw you shitpost

So you cared enough to reply while saying no one cares. The only one shit posting is you if that's enough to make you feel triggered.

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Iskra has the perfect female body

prove me wrong: protip you cant

she's got a glandular disease or something. that's aint natural

she took the phat ass meme seriously

>happy that someone's replying to his shitposts, he begins furiously masterbating until he refreshes the page to see another reply, and cums on his keyboard
>shoots himself in the head when he realizes what a piece of shit he is

>prove me wrong
Kinda hard to do when I agree with you.

Man, you're this upset over nothing. For real, how do you function in real life?

>she'll never milk your dick
WHY FUCKING LIVE AT ALL

>ass is basically off camera
a potato could filmed this better

>wakes up in the hospital after failed suicide, decides life is worth it after all and continues to shitpost

>Sees all of this thickness
>Film Harley a spooky skeleton

This why we can't have nice things.

youtube.com/watch?v=ztdZ0R0pLbk

stage 3 lipedema

>women dancing to male oriented hiphop
trash tier, and this is coming from someone who lifts both to Down in the DM and its remix while lifting

DELET THIS

>plus size

Kek

Fashion industy as gay as ever.

more like stage 3 high test

giving up your life for 30 seconds

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Is this porn? I feel like it's porn.

She's got some videos fucking a black guy. I don't now guys but I think my test is not high enough, I don't find her attractive

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girls gaining weight around and below the waist is my number one fetish desu

this joke is so stale and old it makes me think you're a redditor

Takes one to know one, my redditor friend.

yeah

"gaining weight"

What is this ? How much does it last ?

you both are fags how about that

ITT betas justify masturbating to cows by referring to them as "high test"

Not him but I'm gonna roll and dice and guess these are implants.

t. faps to obvious shops

>every high test photo

It's botox.

fat injections or something like that, maybe botox. all the rage with instagram "models"

no idea how long it lasts. I assume quite some time since it costs more than 10k

N O R M A L T E S T

Fat injections. No idea how long it lasts but I don't see why it wouldn't last forever.

Sauce? I'm not sure if I'm going to laugh or vomit.

GOAL GIRLFRIEND right there

If it's botox, it last forever, no? If it's fat injections, I dunno. But by the price it COULD last forever too, I don't see why it wouldn't.

Botox paralyses the muscles. It's only temporary and lasts a couple of months.

Another fake that's regularly posted.

>hey user, come dance with me!
>you... do know how to dance... right..?

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high test is when your testosterone levels reach paleo levels and you start to crave images of fertility, the highest test males in history were the ones who made these figurines to satiate their desires while away from the tribe on migratory hunts of caribou mammoth. That is why we say high test. If you have high testosterone you wouldn't be looking at these infertile and deformed women who destroyed their wombs for "abs".

man, what a fucking shame

Would still fuck just as hard

It's hard to be insecure about your own dancing with a girl who dances like that.

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Looks like some kind of disease

B R E H S
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If it looks that good, I give zero fucks.

I like pancakes, just not on my women

Reminds me of Kate Upton's bovine body.

But, yeah, a lot of shops and obviously surgically enhanced girls get posted in these threads by guys who don't want to be made fun of for being "chubby chasers", when actual high test guys would not only desire high test girls in spite of the common pitfalls of high test girls, but would not actually give a fuck about what anyone thought about what they find attractive.

This randalin chick is an obeast, though. Not high test, just a human-walrus government experiment gone wrong. Or right, maybe, if that's your thing.

i would eat a mile of her shit just to see where it came from

>low test girls get beauty surgery
>transform low test girl into a high test girl
>all ht girls breed with chad
>all ht girls were fake ht, so their children are low test
>number of actual ht girls is declining
Why are women doing this? REEEEEEE

>what do we feed it

Lipedema Type 2

To everyone wondering what the fuck happened to make this exist, it's an actual thing that girls do.

Girls who date ape-as-fuck black dudes get pressured from their gfs/pimps to do this, because works with scarily real effects (as seen with love randalin):
1. They gain a ton of weight. Lots. Enough to blow out those hips and get a huge fat ass and thighs.
2. They get LOTS of liposuction. Yeah, liposuction is still around and it's been developing all this time. These girls get lipo basically everywhere but the space between their knees and their stomach, so that the rest of their body looks as skinny as it used to, with maybe a little extra chub, but they have HUGE hips, ass, and thighs, and not necessarily huge in a good way. Like, huge in a "so heavy it's falling apart under its own weight" way.

>yall niggas
>makin it

you are stupid as fuck dude, what the hell lmao

OBESR

never seen a dumber post tbqh

>taking screenshots of the tv show suits
>using the term tbqh
>calling others dumb
patrician

How much do you need to lift and how much financial success do you need to get with someone this hot ?

I will take your advice seriously.

Doooooood !!!!!

Yes. Lipedema.

It might also be fat injections, but it definitely looks like this disorder.

God dammit. "High test" means that MEN with high test are ATTRACTED to that kind of woman, not that the women themselves have high test. That's the opposite of how it works actually.

I'm sorry guys, my test levels are too low to enjoy this

I don't even anymore

nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnaw

Not for long, she's gonna go full Olivia Jensen in 2 years tops