Veeky Forums how would you change your early life if you had the chance to reset?

THIS

oh man, was I autistic.
>go to disneyland for field trip
>this tall korean girl with great tits really liked me because I was the only tall asian at our school
>she leaned on me, held my hand
>I thought I was gonna get mad pussy in highschool so I never advanced on her

and then

>prom night
>I was infuriated that my prom date had a boyfriend and didn't tell me
>my ugly friend had this prom date who I knew since 3rd grade
>that prom date really liked me and sat next to me in the limo, danced with me at prom, and even set me as her profile pic
>after prom she even told me she only went with him because she was afraid no one would ask her

>skip to today
>am a 21 year old kissless virgin
>haven't met any girls in college because engineering major

fucking kill me bros I'm human waste

I would lift earlier, this is number 1
Id give less of a fuck, especially about what people think of me, and focus more on doing what I like
I'd pursue every girl who showed any interest if she wasn't ugly
I wouldn't settle down with a gf so early (22 now,)
I'd get good grades in school because I'm smart enough, and it's not just 'for nerdy losers'
But most of all, I'd start lifting earlier (and eating of course)

by taking school alot more seriously instead of obsessing over diq.

>stop guzzling soy milk as a kid
>stop eating cereal with milk every day as a kid
>be active, lift weights while going through puberty
>refrain from drinking/eating from plastics

God damn I hate estrogen, thanks for the gyno and wide hips

I would've tried harder in swimming and hit the weight room occasionally.

I had the FRAME to be pretty good at swimming, built like a phelps, but my folks made me swim so goddamn frequently and from such an early age I just hated it. My fault, I was undisciplined as a kid. From puberty on I got rebellious, put less effort into workouts and focused on dumb shit like grrls, friends, trying to steal booze from my dad, etc. I swam competitively on clubs and in school through high school and consistently did ok but never really excelled, didn't care at the time.

Some of my more focused peers went on to ivys on athletic scholarships, my life is pretty much on track but I find myself craving the prestige every once in a while.

Like my whole situation is a 8/10, happy with my personal life/professional life/workout balance but if I'd had the focus or drive or whatever I could have nuked professional and personal but been 10/10 athletic.

Anybody relate to this?

why does an engineering major keep you from meeting girls?

Do cardio and calisthenics as a kid, start working out properly at 14 and not eat and drink complete shit for 18 years. Don't give up on rugby, don't be a complete pussy around girls and actually go to parties instead of playing halo and jacking off. Also actually sleep instead of playing video games and only getting 4-6 hours a night between 14 and 18. Maybe get into business/finance as well rather than STEM.

I doubt you would've consumed enough estrogen to cause gyno and wide hips, most likely genetic or bad luck in the epigenetics department.

PS estrogen is a steroid too, absolutely necessary in high volumes for muscle growth and sexual health as a male.

THIS. My dad was a bodybuilder and judoka during his teens and twenties and had a lot of old bodybuilding mags. I remember seeing Arnie, Zane and Reeves and wanting to be like them and the DBZ characters. I was just too afraid to ask for some weights and to try out the BJJ school. And then did kickboxing as well.

>21
>soon to be engineering major

You're definitely gonna make it brah. Keep lifting and when you get a great job you'll get whichever woman you want.

All of this too, especially about others' opinions. Nothing matters if you're bettering yourself and happy.

heres a pic of an actual female in the engineering department.

Fuck man me too
I haven't ever really tried to fix the color yet, is there anyway to make them white again?

I guess what I'm trying to say is why not meet girls outside of your classes/ the engineering building or section of campus

Gotta say wouldn't change a thing I know it's a bit cheesy but who I am today is because of my mistakes and the lessons learnt, even the small things could have had a large effect on Me. And I'm a bit scared of what kind of person I could have been, for example could be still smoking, could've never joined the gym, might not be mates with the friends I have now. All I can hope for is I won't make the same mistakes again

im not the original guy but there are two main reasons i can think of. engineers are generally autists (several guys in my classes who are virgins, several more who have only been with one girl), and spending so much time in the engineering department leaves less time for you to spend outside of it when females are actually attending classes (i took night classes my first semester and literally thought there was a 9/1 male to female ratio).

I would start my business when I was a teen and be fuckin rich. 12 years of work doing what I do now? Shit son...

To all my pepes - stop worrying about what you did or didn't do before. You know what you want to do now, that is all that matters.

Nothing is stopping you, except yourself.

NOBODY else is going to push you, so you have to move yourself forward.

You're a top of the fucking food chain human being, with more control over your environment than 99% of species on this planet. Quit watching porn, stop fantasizing about ridiculous possibilities, and get your feet back on the ground. Live in the now. Go out, mingle, do things you like and you'll meet people you like. Keep learning, and keep growing.

Would excercise more and dont eat as much so I didn't become obese and have to handle with loose skin now.
Would've done more for school.
Would've called the cops on my dad everytime he beated the shit out of my sister, brother, mom or me.
Would've beaten the shit out of the the neighbour across the street before he could abuse my sister.
Would'e taken my sisters suicide threaths more seriously and watch out more for her.
Wouldn't let my brother get high or accept it before he becomes a junkie.

you can get crest whitestrips on amazon that work pretty well. And if you're bold you can go to your dentist and they'll blast your mouth with the same shit that's in the strips but more concentrated

I would've told my parents I like drinking tea.
Also that I'm trans.

Similar feels brah
>be me
>11th grade
>get offered a work program at the state's best insurance company
>would have had to leave school for it
>parents wouldn't let me because they thought grade 12 and a degree were more valuable
>in the shit now because of it

I would have my own house and home gym now had they let me do what I wanted, and would have gotten a degree or two anyway. But they just wouldn't fucking listen.

Yeah I've heard it's an intensive degree. So the time spent in classes studying means it's your only pool for new people, and all the people are dudes. Makes sense.

Sorry to original guy, sounds hard maybe you can time manage your way into a free weekend evening and head to one of your colleges bars to meet new people or something

I don't look backwards. I'm glad of where I am now. That said I would've laid off the sweets.

DONT PLUCK YOUR MOUSTACHE IN MIDDLE SCHOOL YOU LITTLE SHIT YOULL BE 23 WITH SHIT FACIAL HAIR

Also start getting into guns earlier and your mom is going to die in a few years you little fag :^)

I would tell myself this

>engineers are generally autists
here's the real problem. it doesn't matter how busy or how many/few girls they see if they can't talk effectively to any of them.

Can't I just have a save point? This route is awesome, but the others might be cool too.

start lifting seriously when younger though for sure

Do they work? If you stop using them do they go back to yellow or are they gonna be good for good?

i would start everything sooner

working out sooner
buying a guitar sooner
really put effort into college sooner
starting dating sooner

just basically everything but sooner

This

Also I would invest into Netflix before it became big.

undiagnosed autist here, its super easy to talk to girls if you have a good reason, but just approaching them randomly just saying some random bs is litterally impossible.

there's like three females in 3rd year civil engineering, and they either have a monobrow or aspergers

this is true. some are fairly decent looking guys and most are pretty bright as well. makes me wonder whats going on to cause this.

this is fairly normal, i think.

im 2nd year and i know of one female. i could probably pull it off but shes fully convinced shes marrying her current boyfriend and im not interested in all that drama.

Actually googled what I needed to do to gain weight/muscle before starting to workout

Googled "RSD" and "oneitus" before high school

Learned how to run a single play before trying out for the high school basketball team as a point guard.

Still hang out with the cool church kids but not taken the whole Christianity thing seriously enough to wait until I was 20 to start trying to lose my virginity.

i would not listen to a single advice concerning women or other kids that my single mum gave me

I feel like she wanted me not to get laid and to be bullied

>dont be cocky user treat every girl with respect, dont be like your father (whom i wont ever let you meet)
>just get out of the way of the kids that bully you honey
>you dont wear the clothes i made you? Why does every male in my family not love me? First your father now you.... Its alright user dont be sorry here just wear this sweater wizh kittens on it that i knitted

srs fuck you mum

>easily done
keep swimming
>not so simple, but could've been done
proper diet
>impossibru tier
being born to different parents, even though I have decent genes

...

Those strips and that procedure really, REALLY fuck the sensitivity of your teeth up. Brush 3 or 4 times a week with baking soda. It has to be one day brushing with it and one day of not brushing with it. Unfortunately, the meme of activated charcoal works. Mix that in, too. This is still damaging after time so only do it to see results.

Stay away from red wines and coffee, famalam.

I wish I hadn't become anorexic and bullimic or work all those jobs while working out and going to high school. Wish I could go back and eat better and not fuck my shit up.

I saw you go for whatever you can at the moment. Make sure you don't catch any feelings and then get confident enough to get new girl outside your circle of intimacy. Seriously, all you need to do is keep an approachable face, keep you chin up, not be a complete creep.

i wouldn't change anything, i reap what i have sewn and it is what it is

>haven't met any girls in college because engineering major
that feel, lol. I had 3 girls on CS. 2 did not pass the first year and the one who did was overweight.

Probably rape myself.

Would that be considered masturbation or incest?

>Veeky Forums how would you change your early life if you had the chance to reset?

Choose a better career path, and get on the ball early. I got my shit together a bit late.

>go back and tell myself to lift in highschool!

yeah no, getting jacked is not high on the priority list.

think it's gay above all else

But is it really? since it's yourself.

Inst that like saying masturbating is pretty gay cause your touching a dick and getting covered in jizz

if you get covered in jizz when you're masturbating you're gay.

Life is strange

I'd probably pick up boxing

Start boxing at 12, not fucking taekwondo. If you must do
Start lifting earlier
Tell 6-11 year old me not to throw food out because youre a shitcunt who read about people not having much to eat and thinking this made you better or noble (srs)
Join the army sooner (2010/11, straight out of school, almost fucking peacetime bro) and apply for the civvie coppers immediately after doing my four
Failing that, start my trade as i did and apply for the reserves in my trade role and do that while doing my apprenticeship, then apply for the MPs
Get with that blonde bitch who was so blatantly hitting on me at that pool/bbq party, fucking autist

Most importantly, either dont get involved with the girl with the flower name, shes gonna die and youll blame yourself. Or do, and actually stop her.

Also, the girl with the other flower name at the clothes store is so blatantly hitting on you, a child could see it. Srs, shes even giggling and twirling her hair you fucking pleb

>the dude
>dude
>not giraffe

never play videogames

play sports and read more

story time?

Not eat fucking pizza rolls, bagel bites, and excessive amounts of cheese and nutella every day. Join a sport or active club of some sort, probably track, soccer, or volleyball. I would have kept perfecting my drawing skills and tried harder to get into those art middle and high schools I didn't get into. I would stop myself from losing my virginity at 14 andand actually save it for marriage with someone important.

Lie to everyone and about everything.

don't live off of 2 litres of coke and a packet of cookies a day through puberty. Its why I have little bitch wrists and hands.

This

Fuck videogames

Instead of playing playstation I could have been developing my athletic skills to become a chad in highschool

I literally had no friends because all the cool kids talked about sports and all the losers talked about videogames

I didn't fit in with the cool kids and I hated the autistic losers

Start lifting and reading earlier, don't spend stupid amounts of money on girls

Stop waiting

start playing guitar at 4.
die drug-related death about... now

DO NOT BUY A PLAYSTATION

NEVER TOUCH VIDEOGAMES

NEVER BUY A COMPUTER

SMASH YOUR TV

DOOOOOO IIIIIIIIT

Jesus dude, that's awful, sorry bout all that

get hgh
start working early
change timing of army
be more social
invest early
keep in contact with my loaded extended family

I would have been born to a different family with better genetics, more wealth, caring, educated, and knowledgeable parents, and superior citizenship.

It's easy to see how the rise of single motherhood correlates with the destruction of masculinity.

be safer playing sports (I fucked my shit up) and play more of them.

care more about school and do my fucking homework

Make sure to take finasteride to keep my hair.

Finish college.

Gone to prom

I would have improved my diet, asking mom abd dad for healthier options. Id also be active in sports, get better grades, and would not have gotten rid if my toys. Alot of the toys I had were collectable, and I highky regret opening them to play with. I also would see if I could get a head start on the hobbies I enjoy now.

>Never stop lifting
>Compete in power lifting when I was handed the opportunity on a silver plate
>Take interest in engineering/mechanics and music earlier/get "proper" hobbies
>Never browse Veeky Forums

He was attracted to her before, why does him being a man change anything?

I would beat up my abusive mother, my incompetent and arrogant brother, and the school bullies that I was specifically told by the teachers to not retaliate against because I was the second tallest kid/teen in school and had a strong build.
I regret, I regret, I REGRET each and every punch and kick I didn't throw.

yeah they work

the best fucking investment you can make for your teeth is an electric tooth brush. Shit keeps my teeth looking fucking amazing. Flossing helps too, try to do it couple times a week at least.

Cutting out on pop/sugar helps a lot too for long term.

Yes bro. I was academically perfect until my junior year of high school. I could've easily made the Ivies if I'd kept up my work ethic and actually tried on my applications and done some volunteering. But my shit just slipped and I fell into this self-doubting depression. Somehow I miraculously kept my 4.0 but I let everything else go and now I'm at a state school. It sucks to know I could've done better for myself.

I also hit puberty late in high school and grew from manlet to 6'3" in the space of a year but I had been so skinny and lacking in confidence I didn't even try to go out for sports. If I had just gained 20 lbs or so the football team would've salivated over me but I sat at home and played WoW like a tard.

Life sucks but I guess we learn our lessons.

If you wanna change your past, you're unfit to change your future

This is my #1 fantasy.
The worst part is that every year that passes I wish I could go back even just one year and not fuck up the way I did
>dont be an angry nerd that got guilted by my father into hating fun and girls because I "had to" be a perfect sport kid
>all those girls that I could have had a chance with had i not been a turbo autist and had I put one ounce of care into my appearance
>start lifting at 16 not fucking 22
>dont waste a year of my life in biz school, de facto losing one year to my friends
>actually study CS and not waste 3 other years
I know I'm not gonna make it, just waiting for my parents to die and me to just live by and try and scrap money together

if you dont know how to dance, you didn't miss anything

relate to a spoiled guy that is fit, has a nice job, had luck with girls with an all aroudn great life that still finds something to complain about ?
no

O-oh boy!

>Stand up to every single time I was being bullied
>Join cadets
>Take martial arts classes
>Get more sleep
>Work ass off on grades, get into fucking elite university
>Learn to code, learn a foreign language
>Take public speaking classes

I probably wouldn't even lift if I did all of the above in my youth. Of course, I still can do all of them, but boy if only I had all of these skills already!

>go back to 2008
>read the sticky faggot
>no not just sean9mm retard, the whole sticky
>don't squat on the Smith machine what are you doing
>read the sticky
>also a year from now you'll be hooking up with a friend. Don't GF her.
>or don't do any of this, you'll come back to Veeky Forums in 5 years still a fat fuck

Get it on with Lucia, a hot italian girl i met at dancing lessons 12y ago and never had a clue about all the signals because autism.

No girls in the program and a Fuckton of work so less free time to look for one.
>Get me off this ride

I'd start lifting at 16.
I'd work during my highschool years.
I'd avoid dating the slutty popular girls because I clearly wasn't alpha enough to have them faithful.

You don't want to brush with baking soda it will fuck up the enamel on your teeth

>Have never even been to a dance or on a date with a grill.
>Been making gains all through school year
>Go on field trip with 4 girls
>Talk about "how much they love me"(in joking way)
>Talk with football bro about lifting on ride home
>Break phone
>Get Snapchat to finally work on new replacement phone a week later
>See I got lewd Snapchat from one of the qts the day after the trip
>Its a video of her in bikini in tub
>Try to turn up volume
>Shitty phone spazzes out, says "cannot record video"
>Freak out and wonder if it told them I tried to record the snap, even though I didn't.
>Can't talk to the qt because I don't have her Snapchat, it was off her friends Snapchat she sent this to me.
>School ends
>Quit job with other qts(story for another time)
>Relapse on nofap
>Need to prepare to endure another summer as a lonely kissless virgin.

Fucking why? Is volcel wizardry the true red pill? Does love even exist outside of dreams?

Because you're an over thinking douche.

Simple solution was to tell the bitch what happened and get her to send more

I do not have her Snapchat senpai. As I said, it was from a mutual friends account.

The ratio in my 3rd year class of electrical engineering has like a 10 to 1 male to female ratio. The course load gets ridiculous too so ya get me off this ride.

This

ask the friend for it

Overrated as hell, and I got laid all 5 times I went. I would've gotten laid anyway and wouldn't have spent money and time for an experience that wasn't very fun.

look in your liberal arts general requirement classes. All the women are in english, history, whatever.

t. engineering major with gf in Art history