How long to unlock David mode natty?

You are an idiot

>that babydick
Kek

Im not sure about the Hercules statue, but its thought that since the statue of David depicts him just before he fights goliath, he's scared shitless, and with the adrenaline response that comes with the fight-or-flight reaction, your blood is shunted elsewhere and your dong becomes more of a ding, until bloodflow and adrenaline levels return to normal.

Says a fat guy, who thinks he could be nice looking, he just does not want to

Or maybe if you knew anything about Renaissance art you'd know they considered large penises to be grotesque and the mark of a simpleton

Actually, he's correct with regards to the David statue.

You're correct in the philosophy of the times, though.

Found the dicklet.

>being grotesque
>having the mark of a simpleton
>not being able to get along with high renaissance society
>forever being a pleb

>having a babydick
>arguing that the statue's dick isn't small
>having a babydick

Run a little bit. Do push-ups. Never touch a weight.

found the guy who has nothing going for himself besides a big dick

>being a dick
>misreading my post and thinking that i was saying the statue didnt have a small dick because your grotesque simpleton dick was in the way of the screen
>being a simpleton

Quiet dicklet. Men are talking.

Kek

6 months lifting, 3 months cutting.

Assuming you start from average skinnyfat dyel.

Fatties would have to cut more.

>your dong becomes more of a ding
Funniest thing I've read from a trip, at least intentionally.

Kek

Yeah I'm sure you'd like the statues more if the artists decided to adorn them with huge erect cocks, you faggot.

Quiet dicklet, men are talking.

Wasn't David about 12 years old when he fought Goliath?

Just because ya'lls dick didn't grow past 12 years old doesn't mean his didn't.

why settle for anything but the most aesthetic physique

Quiet dicklet, men are talking.

reminder that there is literally no point in having a big, grotesque, effeminate dick

Found the dicklet.

fun fact, im that small when not hard and 7x5.5 hard

>what are growers

Tell me, you woman-man, why is it you favor a large penis that is like unto a beast? if you were a man, a human man, you would not think so. Therefore, you are a beast yourself and are of no concern

>tfw only thing comparable to david is the penissize

Girl here. Have never came with anything under 6".

Who Veeky Forumsfa/tg/uy here?

>Therefore, you are a beast yourself and are of no concern

7.5inch here. Pls be in London.

Your orgasm is of no concern to me, or any other thinking man of quality. If you want a gigolo, you're free to find one, you fucking whore

Reddit is this way, cheater.

In ancient times small penises were considered beautiful. Also big penises were considered vulgar - eg. something you would NOT consider good

It's still that way, only black guys and fools want big ugly dicks

why do people think he has a small dick

do you think guys with 7" and above dicks are always at that size?

>what are erections

>T.literal cuckold

Found the dicklets.

nice content free meme posts that only prove you have to be a retard to favor big ugly dicks

My dick is less than 7 and even when cold after seimming it never gets that small.

Not just flaccid, flaccid with shrinkage.

They also thought the earth was flat, the cure for blindness was rubbing dogshit on your eyeballs and you'd run out of blood if you didn't eat enough.

Keep crying, dicklet.

am I suppose to sculpt the penis?

Yes, like this. youtube.com/watch?v=2fJkcsOkRb0

Not even memeing, that is why i added the word literal.

Sorry you get off to having a tiny dick and watching women get fucked by real men with real dicks

Quiet dicklet, men are talking.

You're probably already there

you're retarded and "learned" everything you "know" about "the ancient world" from reddit and cracked

>muh eratosthenes
Shut up, faggot.

Just admit you don't know shit about what you're talking about and you just go "hurr durr it's old therefore it must be bad"

>finally can see myself getting to David mode soon
>will never have those chest insertions

>implying i am the same dude you were talking to before.
We arent all samefagging autists, you cringey bastard

the guy who jumped into a conversation that had nothing to do with him is calling me names? and you think it's samefagging to reply back to someone?

you could have just said you were a fucking retard and I wouldn't have wasted my time

At 6'1 what weight and body fat do I need to be to look like David?
What about Hercules?

>being this new
>thinking this is plebbit
>thinks whole thread should revolve around him autistically ranting at one other person, about a topic that has nothing to do with the topic
>literally thinks all of Veeky Forums should cater to his autism
Wew lad. Allow me to "Jump into the conversation" and say that you are a tremendous faggot, who needs to go back to your shitty hugbox

>you posted just to call me names? That means you're retarded!
Cry more, just because the bantz hurt your wittle fee fees

TL;DR you've already demonstrated how stupid you are, the rest is just damage control. Bye bye

>This fucking guy

Quiet dicklet, men are talking.

well memed

>6 months lifting, 3 months cutting
I did 6 months of cutting and then 6 months of split before this pic

>mocking me for my autism is just d-damage control

>he doesn't know what TL;DR means
and here I thought you were useless, but you managed to get me to chortle. it's rare to meet such a literal fucking newfag

>split
Found your problem.
One third the frequency, one third the progressive overload, one third the gains.

No, I've read enough history books and taken enough classes to know what I'm talking about.

Granted, the "running out of blood" thing was a 17th century idea and mostly contained in France, not an ancient world idea, but then again I'm not an idiot.

Holy fuck, go back to plebbit immediately.

looking fantastic mang

>Found your problem
Good luck repeating my progress on SS in 6 month

then you're just plain unintelligent. my condolences. stick to video games would be my advice

there's no need for you to type out your inner monologues

>says bye bye
>wont fuck off
>thinks he is "winning"
>is literally just displaying that this is his first time ever posting on Veeky Forums

you realize I'm not reading your posts, right? I'm giving zero thought to you. you are an insect

Can you not fucking read.
>split
>problem

Ss is not a fucking split you retard.

that is like 4 months of ss, tops

Just plain unintelligent? What have I said that is factually wrong?

Yeah you did dicklet.

excuse me, but are you fucking serious? you don't even know what blood is

it's funny that I called you an insect and now you continue to make the same insignificant sounds like a cricket

Oh this'll be good. What did I say wrong about blood? That some idiot Frenchmen used to think you could run out of it by getting hungry?

How did that make you think I didn't know what blood is?

He said that the split was my problem. And I assumed he means that any strength routine would give a skelly more muscle definition withing the same amount of time.
I ended split after that pic and abandoned lifting for a while. Now I'm back on track, but doing 5x5 and I can't say it gives me more proportionate definitions. Although it's not a correct comparison, because I already had some base made on split.

>being this triggered about his babydick
Rofl...Festering in anger over your keyboard, beads of sweat formulating over your brow as you struggle to articulate your infantile emotions. Clearly my feelings on the subject matter to you judging from the gravity of your response. You are so weak. I dismiss you, peasant. Lmao don't bother replying I'm exiting out of the thread as soon as I post this.

[ ] x gon give it to ya
[ ] x is giving it to ya
[X] x gave it to ya

[X] Served
[ ] Not served

oh my god you really don't know what you're talking about do you. I hope you didn't pay money for those classes you took

hows it feel to waste all that time typing something just for me to ignore it?

Not him but I think he already left the thread dicklet.

So, you're this mad someone made fun of your babydick?

Now, either tell me what I said wrong about blood or fuck off back to plebbit.

keep repeating the same chirp chirps. you're still insignificant, I'm still not giving you any thought

your post is useless and you're probably stupid

You're getting bald though. Hairlets need not apply as greek sculptures

>You're getting bald
Nah, it's my shitty genes. I had such hairline since I was a kid

Is it still possible to report shitposters?

>You will never get this upset over the size of your penis
Feels good man.

>that gyno
>natty
Pick one

another post I can ignore

good luck he's paid to disrupt threads

I have had literal cock measuring contests, that I was the victor of, that haven't made me feel this good about the size of my penis.

>implying
6 months here as well, I think you look fucking tiny