Anyone else on Veeky Forums go to hookers? Do you get mired?

Anyone gone Rub n Tug? That makes me more nervous than hookers.

When do I raise the hj?

how do you find one when it's illegal? do you just get an escort?

How do escorts even work, bros?

Chances of getting JUST'd by the police?

Do you guys have any cool stories?

w-who is this angel.

Ask what services they provide and pick what you want

Do you guys worry about the law? I wanna see a hooker but I'm worried about the trouble.

holy shite - haven't been on fit for years.

> you faggots don't get laid and browse fit?
> how insecure are you?

> is that why you lift?

this is hilarious! you are betas all the way.

I've got about $600 saved up to get myself a really nice tranny escort when I finally find a job in the city and move there. I browse Eros all the time and there are some reereeally nice ones.

Should be by the end of this year, best case scenario.

stpeach

>tranny
Fucking idiot

>go to different Chinese FOB hookers for a few times in between gfs
>literally FOB, they have to use that translation app on their phone
>apparently I have a "sport body" kek

Backpages you retards. If the listing does not list their rates, think twice. Also reverse image the pictures.

>tfw fell for escort
>tfw i still think about her dem feel doe GG

But did you penetrate them with your sport dick?

7 years ago I could't even bear the thought
as 25 year old virgin I might as well just visit one. I don't see the possibility of me getting laid any other way.

Why do you say that, user?

I was in that thread but that user was doing a Russian. Must have been using the same app to learn english

do you have to wear a condom when you're with a hooker?

How likely is an STD?

Do they even care about herpes?

>ashamed of thoughts of hooker
>not ashamed of thoughts of suicide
You need to sort our your priorities and live your own life. If you wanna live and die for some bitch who don't want you go for it, but I don't think you do. If it's what you want, go fuck a hooked, if it's not then don't, but you gotta decide for yourself, not put of embarrassment, for her or anyone else. Live for yourself. Why are you here in the first place? For yourself almost certainly. For some people, myself included, getting over people is really really fucking difficult. But that's just because we're fucking dumb. Stop being a sad cunt and own your life. You decide. I believe in you user. I believe.

Nigga are you fucking serious.
Wrap that shit up
If a hooker let's you bareback, it is highly likely that she allows EVERYONE to bb

Everyone should visit a hooker once just to understand that sex as an act is the most overrated thing in existnce. It's the fact the girl likes you that gets you off, not penis in vagina. I have been with hookers and normal girls and i can tell you with 100% certainty that beating one off with your hand gives you 10 times the pleasure that sex gives you.

> It's the fact the girl likes you that gets you off, not penis in vagina.
im fairly certain it's mostly about penis in vagina
some guys might be different but generally sticking your dick into things makes you ejaculate

jeez man, either fuck women or fuck men, or get fucked by men. trannies are a fuckin disease

>hookers
>aids
NO thanks jeff

>28
>300 pounds
>haven't been laid in 4 years

Should I just kill myself?

>Tfw I'd still be a hkv if it weren't for hookers
>hkv
>h kissless v
>he kisses hookers
wtf man. look at yourself. jeez, next thing you know someone is gonna pop up itt and say he rawdogs hookers. pathetic desu senpai, zyzz would never approve.

I lost my virginity as a 15 year old to a hooker (legal age here in my country is 15), I was just bustin' my brother's balls to take me there, but I kinda regret it since my expectations were really high. Now I'm 18, very sociable and as soon as I go to college I will be bangin' sloots from bars all day long. I don't think hookers are that bad as long as you don't become a regular and always were rubber. They're not my thing though.

>on Veeky Forums
>300lbs
what

>bulking
not even once my friend.

Hey man, I'm 31 and iktf. I'm scared of STDs the most. Also it would feel like a waste at this point. Either I pull myself together and finally start meeting people or not. If not, oh well. Why waste that intimate moment on a girl who gets fucked few times a day and you're probably not even a human in her eyes.
As I would tell her, lol.

Not op but what about when it gets hot and heavy and the hooker starts kissing you?
I've had this happen very often when I see a hooker(which is weird because you mostly hear that hookers never like to kiss).

after you get really fit after being a fat fuck (I can relate) it's hard to build confidence

years of being treated like shit isnt something you forget easily, it's harder than any lift you can do in the gym more or less.

but it's possible, keep trying.

avoid her I guess, and if she keeps doing that tell her to that. Are you retarded or something? There's a reason the human kind has developed so many languages, it's so we can communicate with each other. If you can ask her to have sex with you, then you sure can ask her to stop doing something you don't like, since it's her fucking job. What if she wanted to peg you faggot? Would you be too beta to tell her "No." ?

however there are so many fit guys that still don't have confidence, even though they were never really fat. You know why? Because they skipped social skills day. Never skip that, user

years of being alone or unpopular will do a number on your psyche, you cant just "be social" easily after being an outcast for so long.

even if you look good, it's difficult not to be bitter. I mean, the only reason people are showing interest now is because you look good.

how do you ignore that everyone is shallow? I know, I am too, but it's still hard to deal with. it's like nothing really matters but your appearance. people are nice to you cause you look good, and ignore you if you dont.

Yep, I make a fool out of myself in the gym for this exact purpose. I workout at the ymca so zero fucks given until I start driving to a gym with more than 1 fucking squat rack.

Just manipulate them..? Seriously girls see your muscles and turn into primal retards and guys get nervous as shit because you have more value (having a nice body makes you more valuable to girls). Just play it to your advantage; becoming detached> becoming adept.

im not a meathead

fit or not, I dont want to be judged for my body alone

Stop being a pussy, it's not that hard to act social. I learned to manipulate people back in highschool.

Just talk about normalfag stuff like sports, movies, TV, etc. and avoid expressing an opinion until they tell you their opinion. Once you gain their trust you can bring out your normal autistic self and then every time you do something weird or awkward they'll just think you're being silly. Make sure you act confident tho, if you do something awkward and they call you on it you gotta OWN that shit and they'll back down.

>how do you ignore that everyone is shallow?
You think about what you stand to gain from the shallow ones and base your interactions around that. If someone is actually interesting you can try to become real friends with them.

a cool guy taught me the ways of picking up girls a summer night back in 2013. He changed my life. He told me to just not think about it, go ahead and:
1) say hi
2) introduce myself
3) ask her about herself
and when things were gettting boring since I was a first timer, he told me to ask for her phone number/facebook (doesn't really matter).
That's all. Empty your fucking mind fatty. If I, a chubby 15 year old with acne managed to get 5 phone numbers in a night, then guess what, anyone fucking CAN. Most of the girls were 16-18 btw, so yeah... Last thing is CONFIDENCE IS EVERYTHING.
this guy most likey thinks he can look like a greek god and the girls will come up to him. that's never going to happen because girls are always more shy than you, ALWAYS.

Btw, watch Lahwf, he's awkward, he has done some pickup videos, he doesn't set up his videos, and even has a video explaining things on that. Hope you don't view me as a PUA loser. Piss guys

How much does she run for?

kek, i read go to hooters

This guy know what's up

Also check out street attraction, simple pickup, RSD and Honest Singals

simple pickup is shit
idk about RSD and HonestSingals, never heard of em never watched em didn't have to. Being social with girls is not something you have to gather knowledge about by watching videos or reading guides, it's something you just do. end of story, not that hard desu senpai. best of luck, love you

I love RSD, great tools if you're genuinely a good person. In my post I'm not saying manipulate people just be able to take a step back, like a normal adult.
I'm not saying either of us are, we're athletes not juicers. But people are going to judge you on 3 things right off the bat:
>you're attitude (can over rule all factors)
>how you look
>body language
Seriously watch videos from RSD, guys will straight up call a Bitch a trashy whore for wanting to sleeping with them and they still hang off the guys like a pullup bar on back & biceps day. Look into something called "charectar mask" if you want to really go down the rabbit hole.

120 Euro for one hour. Blowjob without a condom, you can cum as many times you can in this hour, you'll get a massage, french kissing. The whole girlfriend experience.
You could book some extras like anal for example, this would cost another 50 Euro.

fucking whores has destroyed my psyche. I also had a hooker fall in love with me, but I can't for the life of me fine a normie girl. fml.

pic related, the spinner who fell for me. Odd thing is, she let me bareback her from the get go. I've been with 20+ hookers and only one other let me bareback her. She was ok with me cumming inside her. I haven't seen her, because it fucks with my head knowing she's getting fucked by random dudes every day.

Character mask, huh? Tell me more.

That'd fuck with every guys head. Props for going through with a relationship with a hooker.

en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Character_mask
Its about detaching yourself, enlightenment and ego death. I do a lot of psychedelics, self proclaimed pyschonaut. You should just read the article. Allan watts on YouTube is also great for this. Basically just not developing personal attachment and simply being aware is ego death. Meditation+real LSD is a lovely evening for me, gonna delve into DMT at one point. Might have a shaman for that one. Love my shroomies to, but they can come with a lot more "growing pains".

>tfw no hooker gf to save

>props
that's like being in a relationship with a pornstar. I mean, it's her job to fuck other guys, but she still fucks other guys. If she agrees tho that you don't have to bang only her and you can bang others too, now that's another story, but I don't think many girls, even hookers, would be down with that.

captain save a ho to the rescue

The thing is, I used to be a normie. I don't know what happened. How I fell so far.

I did a few free sessions with her, but I stopped after that. I haven't seen a hooker in 3 months. Trying to break this habit so I can attempt to bang a normie girl.

Pic related, I hooker who toyed with my emotions, who I then exposed. Bitch told me her real name, phone number, and facebook. She was 20 y/o goodie girl who said she loved me, but it was a ruse. She's the only other girl that let me bare back her and cum inside her.

Reading no gf threads, I think most western women are deceitful whores. Be it Stacy in college or Tina the hooker.

a nigger once said
>don't save her, she don't wanna be saved
literally can't trust these hoes man, it's a bad idea

If you're a pothead/psychonaut/whatever, how's your fitness level like?

>calling j.cole a nigger
hello whitey
youtube.com/watch?v=k-VcA7C6meg
>not leaving humanity behind
user LEAVE THESE WOMEN BEHIND

No hookers because no one takes blacks so I've settled for AMPs which is quite better, not even fox and grapes-ing. I get a quick 5-10 minute massage then FS all for cheaper than any escort..Much cheaper if the girl looks pretty old.

At my regular AMP I'll probably shell out $100-120 or so total or $250-300 for certain girls.

I exclusively fuck pornstar escorts in vegas, LA, san diego and sometimes manhattan. Can't tell you how many of the popular pornstars I've fucked.

Drop some names. Let's see what you come up with.

Its a common thinng mayte

How do you guys deal with the potential felony from doing this?
Are the cops lax about escorts or is 1 in 5 escort ads an entrapment?

how much do you usually pay? i heard gianna michaels is $1500/hr

Escortion is not illegal mate prostitution is its only illegal if you verbally agree to exchange money for sexual favors. Your only paying for tyme try keep up mayte.

how? how do you leave these women behind? I need love brah, I need to love somebody that's not getting fucked by other people on the reg.

I've fucked more B-list, and lesser known pornstars but the "big names" I've fucked in the last year have been Dillion Harper, Riley Steele, Emma Starr, Kennedy Leigh and Eva Ellington

I wish I knew where to fuck Gianna for $1500 an hour. All the girls I listed about ranged from $1500 to $1800

>I need love
then stop going to fucking whores

A. Stop fucking caring about women
B. Go meet women IN A NORMAL ENVIROMENT

I recommend A to get rid of the gains goblins

>Dillion Harper
goddamnit I love hair forehead.

So, does this mean that cops don't do entrapment on escort ads?
Or that they do, but that one should be careful about the language we say and hear when we do the transaction with the escort?
I mean, I assume there is some risk of being caught by cops, how do you deal with it? Tips?

yeah bro she's 10x hotter in real life than in pics and vids. She's sweet and nice as fuck too. No one, I repeat, NO ONE rides a dick like her.

Fuck this shit Veeky Forums
I am this close to losing it

> be unifag
> really want to get laid
> get Veeky Forums, get the confidence to wear tighter shirts
> notice that a lot of girls are staring at me
> complement my gains frequently
> problem is, it's a conservative country
> fucking asd everywhere

Should I just cave in and get a hooker?

Also, how do I relieve rotator cuff pain so I can lift these feels off asap.

I reported this thread since it isnt fitness related
It will be deleted as soon as the mod see's my report notifiction lol

>plan to get a hooker
>jerk off to pics on backpage and blow a geyser size load all over myself
>no longer have any desire to get one

Probably should, it wouldn't be bad to practice fucking.

The amount of newfagging by you is overwhelming ok lets see. Cops do pose as escorts and can arrest you if you agree to exchange money for sexx. So how do you tell if its not a cop? Well usually when you walk in she would tell you to grab her titty or lick it to make sure your not a cop then thats when you know shes not a cop because there not alowed to do that etc. Unless you have seen her before you can skip the hippy process and go for the funn right away.

I haven't seen a hooker in over three months. I stopped. It's left some lasting psychological damage, though.

wtf is a normal environment?

So, by what you're telling me the one thing that one has to worry about is about the language said during the transaction. If she or you mention sex, then it's grounds for charges. I don't know if using your thing of grabbing titties at the moment of meeting is a good litmus test for checking if she's an undercover or not, since my guess would be that even legit escorts are not accustomed to groping at first sight. Are there other things one can do to minimize the risk?

Hookers and Veeky Forums have raised my self-steem.

Before hookers and Veeky Forums:

> Kinda awkward.
> Shy + Introvert.
> Social anxiety whenver a chick showed the lightest interest in me.
> Performance anxiety with normie girls.

Before hookers:

> Not so awkward.
> Introvert. Peers' social perception changed from "he's shy" to "he's a quiet guy".
> Social anxiety whenver a chick showed the lightest interest in me: "I'm not up to the standard she's imagining".
> Performance anxiety: "Is this what she imagined it'd be like with me?"

After hookers and Veeky Forums:

> Not so awkward.
> Introvert. Peers' social perception changed from "he's shy" to "he's a quiet guy".
> No social anxiety with chicks.
> Messing with chicks: they get frustrated when their womanly arts to get free shit/attention/simpathy from me don't work.
> Performance anxiety is gone: the hookers have turned out to be a beneficial proving ground.
> Learned some tricks from the hookers.
> Got things done (and did things) normie girls don't dare (muh dignity).
> The normies are generally blown by the tricks/stamina/body developed thanks to hookers and Veeky Forums.
> No STDs acquired as per last month's check-up.

I've spent quite a bit in expensive hookers, or reputable escorts, so that probably explains that I have been unscathed so far.

Thank you all.

>had a hooker fall in love with me
>She was ok with me cumming inside her.

dude

She would tell you to grope her u usually just walk in hand her the money and yall start but there is no verball agreement for sex

Tell us about the tricks you learned bro

>paying to fuck a he-she
What would your father say man

>go on backpage
>tons of azn escorts
>all use fake pics

Anybody had experiences with them? How legit/hot are they? Is the experience worth it?

Don't care desu, I live for myself

Those are all fake/scams. No real pics and have not been reviewed= avoiding that shit. If you don't get mugged/robbed you'll likely be disappointed.