How does Veeky Forums prefer their egg?

How does Veeky Forums prefer their egg?

fucking 2 masterrace

over easy, none of this boiled egg shit.

I'm an eight guy as I typically eat them as a snack and don't want to get yolk everywhere

objectively 4

without the yolks/heart disease

Tbh senpai passed ten lol

I always boil eggs for fucking ever and the yolk turns green and yellow

Like testicles: in my mouth

You're only punishing yourself user.

Das gay mayne

Cooking them on a skillet like a normal fucking person

scrambled... wtf who would boil an egg what a retarded thing to do

This desu senpai

Scrambled takes literally seconds too

Four is orgasm.
Five is nice too desu.

>eating the yolk

never gonna make it

15

what is this bullshit

>pot 2 in a electric water boiling pot
>come back 10 minutes later
>slice eggs onto tuna salad
who wouldnt?

I know your trolling but I love yolks. Wide array of micros and tasty af. I also eat less than a dozen a week and eat 70+g of fiber a day so I'm okay

4

>tuna fookin' salad

6 master race

>eggs

Current year

I eat 2 of these per morning because Im too fucking lazy and it takes me 5 seconds to sprinkle them with black pepper and eat them

4 and upwards.
But I rarely boil my eggs, I cook them on a pan. What do you britbongs call that btw? I don't want to sound like a retard. Is it fried egg?

Anything above 4 is shit tier. You tasteless fucks enjoy eating rubber?

2 to 4 is the only way to eat boiled or poached eggs

Yes, fried egg.

fucking retard.

>get a carton of eggs next time you go shopping
>hard boil all of them
>put the carton back in the fridge
>PROFIT

>tfw I eat a dozen in two days

5

Whatever number your post ends with is how much you have to cook your next egg

Rolling

This, my 5-6 looks like the 4 in the image.
There are different egg sizes, I always buy the big "L" ones.

peeling them takes like 20 minutes no thanks

and yes I add baking soda to the water it makes like no difference

how about dousing them in cold water right after boiling?

when i was a kid i used to eat only the yolk because i thought the white was fucking disgusting

2 so I can dip my bread fingers in there :3

4-5

2 or 4

>he fell for le yolks r bad meme
Kill yourself, champ.

>saturated fat and cholesterol
>not bad
Broscience intensifies

Kek. I used to eat obly the white because the yolk was disgusting

>only 2 eggs

Put egg in a glass, fill glass about halfway full of water, put hand over glass, shake.

You just peeled an egg in 20 seconds.

cooked

Why is the image counting by twos

tfw love eggs so much that can eat them in any range sans raw and enjoy the taste

>sans
Mcfucking kill yourself.

Do you peel them after then out them back in fridge or peel before eating? I got 20 eggs here I'm gonna boil soon

Let them age, they peel easier then.

"2"

and by "2" I mean I forget I'm boilling eggs and come back 15 minutes later.

not him but what the fuck is wrong with sans?
its a pretty common word.

Fucking this, scrambled > all other ways of preparing eggs

His tiny animal brain is threatened by things he can't understand.

fried both sides to the point the yolk isnt runny

>not eating the whole egg raw for superior joints.

It's as if you're all trying not to make it.

the betas in this thread don't want to look like a TMNT

Your brain is 50% cholesterol. Well, maybe not YOUR brain...

yeah i read somewhere that cholesterol lowering medication can give you alzheimer's.

anything over two eggs is raising your cholesterol

maybe not considerably but it is raising it
dont know if any one gives a shit about what i just said

Fuck off.

as an omelette. put some fuckin veggies and goat cheese in that shit. maybe some smoked salmon too, that really makes it nice

I don't eat eggs I drink 4 eggs a day bloody fucking raw because I can