Hi, I have never posted here, so please try to be kind as I know the internet can be very cruel...

hi, I have never posted here, so please try to be kind as I know the internet can be very cruel. all I want are opinions that don't come from my friends or people I know who will butter me up and tell me what I want to hear.

what would you consider my body type? I am not confident and today I was told I am thick. I figured the fitness section would be the place to go.

Average

>/soc/

>whats my type?

attention whore.

tits or gtfo

Listen here little baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl.

>mfw thinking of you hurting

I bet your daddy fucks you at night

yeah, I am such an attention whore. I posted it there, too, because that's where the guy called me thick. no need to be rude.

answer your phone
cant believe youre posting on 4chin

PPost ass/legs

If they said you're thick, thats most likely where it is. You might also be hiding a belly under those high-waisted jeans shorts.

As long as your face isn't busted you're all good.

Listen here baby. You're gonna get a lot of hurtful and degrading comments, but that ain't what I'm about. Let me just say, you are perfect the way you are. You hear me sugar? PERFECT. Don't ever change. You deserve anything and everything you want. Stay safe for me, baby girl. Mfw thinking of you hurting

dont take thick as obese or "high test"
thick isnt negative
your body type appeals very much to my dick
post ass

Looks pretty nice to me

could tone it up a bit though

sorry, but people who post on /soc/ tend to be one type of person

why do you care what randoms think anyway?

read the sticky

Average body type. Perfectly fine for a female.

please be in london

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Gonna need nudes and time stamp for proper judgment desu

link us to the post you made on /soc/

lol, thanks

yes, his cold rotted corpse rises from the earth. get out.

Hi! Few things to start off =]
1. Yes, I'm replying to you because you're a femanon ('tis an awesome thing to see!)
2. I'm Brian.
3. Don't be intimidated, but I'm not your stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen! xD

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You're not thick. You're not worthy of that label. You're just a run of the mill skinnyfat. Now pic related, that's THICC

Shut the fuck up faggot I'm trying to talk about bread

Average, probably slightly above average waist but that will probably fill with fat as you get older.

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average.

Stop eating bread OP

Fuck you buddy, bread is awesome.

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this dress size is an xs. I was really proud to fit into it and that sparked the thickness debate

/soc/ is filled with ugly people that think they arent ugly. also, for whatever reason, people posting pictures of their nasty, tiny dicks.

stop going there.

Is that shit in the bottom left???

B A I T P O S T

Not ugly or gross but nothing special. Literally average.

You have a nice waist which means you have the potential to look really good if you actually lifted.

Whats height

Awesome pics. Great size. Look thick. Solid. Tight. Keep us all posted on your continued progress with any new progress pics or vid clips. Show us what you got man. Wanna see how freakin' huge, solid, thick and tight you can get. Thanks for the motivation.

you keep giving attention to the cancer that is invading the only place where autistic faggots can be at peace.
fucking losers kys

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Shouldn't Europoors be getting ready for bed?

You need to go back.

Bro, /GoT/urds are spamming /tv/ with their autismal driver. I have nothing better to do than shitpost here.

If I didn't just blow a load to some primo tranny porn I think I could muster milking a couple drops out to your pics into my cumrag

It's a pretty normal body. I wouldn't worry.

5'8

Aren't you a little old for Veeky Forums?

>autismos swoon over her in /soc/
>fit homos blow her the fuck out
pottery

I wonder how many other boards this attentionslut crossposted in.

Average as fuck. I'd still go balls deep, and take responsibility, though. But, I'm a 28 year old virgin, so I'd say that to anything that even looked at me, planet, animal, or vegetable.

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holyshit tats amaazing

Yeah you need to lift

You could be really hot. You're still fuckable but I wouldn't gf you.

You'd throw all those wizard powers away for an average (and not in a good way) skinnyfat?

>the average number of dicks a girl has in her mouth before her 20s

Average skinnyish girl

Not too skinny not thicc

Bread is night what's making her fat , she is fat but it's not from bread, what kind of bread are you eating op???

OP I'm gonna say it.
Get off Veeky Forums if you have body image issues. Seriously, you're hurting yourself. There's nothing wrong with your body. You're not fat.

I said planet didn't I? She's not a planet, so she's definitely leagues ahead of whatever succubus I'll probably actually find to take my mana.

thanks. that's really the advice I need. this is just doing so much more harm than good. it's pretty evident I'm sensitive so this was a horrible idea.

That wasn't advice it was an opinion you fat shit, and it was a shitty opinion, some people think rosie o donnel is pretty that doesn't make that shit true...

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>Reverse search this
>All I get is some koreans twitter with nothing else and google trying to locate the closest supermarket

Is there anything else or is it the only picture?

pls be in london

I thought coming here I would get some fitness advice on how to tone my body or what I can do to improve it. I don't even eat bread.

It's a dumb meme. Seriously OP get some rest or something. This isn't healthy for you.

>tone
Don't you ever fucking say that word ever again.
Here, now leave.

We've been over this it's not the bread that's making you fat, I love bread I eat it a fuck ton of it, whole grains, bread Stix, cornbread, rye, fuck wheat I can't stand that shit and still don't have weight issues like you, post your stats

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>tone
Fuck you.
Yeah keep spoonfeeding that lame attentionwhore like you're not part of the problem.

Gonna need a rear glute spread to properly evaluate you OP

You can tell by her body frame and skin tone her beef curtains are fucking huge

>tfw you can never wear a bed sheet to the store

Fuck off faggot

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kek

yes cunt. i was just thinking that.

play videogames with me

my stats? all I know is I'm 5'8 or 5'9 and about 140 pounds

OP what you really need to do is cut out all the bread you have been eating.

She's just fat. Enough with this high test meme.

I seriously doubt op is actually the girl in that pic. I doubt op is a girl at all. Still, that is a perfectly fuckable young body. The trick is not turning into a fat cow by the time you hit 30 or after kids. My wife is one of the few women I know personally who has achieved this. Life is good.

marry me pls

>I seriously doubt op is actually the girl in that pic
who even implied that you mongoloid

I guess that's not too bad if you're a burly lesbian, but you should drop about ten lbs, lift while on a cut, desu you aren't jiggly cellulitis fat so 2 months and you could be looking decent, read the sticky you fat faggot

Average. You're not thick. You have a good body type. What's your snap? Add me and I can give you pointers on getting toned or whatever. ChrisTheGreat1997

not sure

And stop bullshit in about the bread fatty you do know sugar topped muffins you take out every morning counts as bread right??? It doesn't just have to be in sandwich form

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I meant I doubt op is actually the girl in op's pic.

Obviously the two pics are not of the same woman you mong.

Also, why has no one posted pic related?

It's a blue board. If she posts tits, the thread gets deleted, and we can't call her fat anymore.

Yo I'm in the springs let's get 2gether and collaborate in the gym senpai. Hmu

Pls god more user

sorry fellow hi test bro, those two are the only I have from that goddess

GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE ATTENTION WHORE THIS PLACE IS FOR FITNESS BEAT IT FAGGOT REEEEREEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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what are you trying to convey with that pic?

Honestly, from the bottom of my heart, you are perfect. If I could have you in my room right now I would sit you down on my bed and start munching on your shaved little pussy straight away, but of course I'd ask for your consent first. I'd do this until you came. Then if you consented and felt comfortable doing so you could stand over me and urinate on my body and maybe in my mouth if you consented to doing so. I know it sounds a bit weird but trust me, you'll love how it feels once you give it a try. After that I'd ask you if you wanted me to lick your asshole, and if you consented I'd get straight down to business. I'd tell you to just let your body relax. If you feel the urge to fart or even the urge to go poo-poo just do so. Don't worry - I'll have a plastic cover down on the floor and bed so there won't be a big mess to clean up. So if feel the need to do a number 2 just do it, I'd love to take it all in my mouth and then clean your nice little asshole for you with my tongue.

By the way, I'm from Canada, so you know I'll always be faithful even if you do need to see other men to get your needs filled (providing they ask for consent first).

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Pls be in London ;_;

Bread is literally Hitler.

idk why but I really dislike this gif