TFW mom bought no-name brand Chicken burgers

>TFW mom bought no-name brand Chicken burgers
>TFW they have Soy protein in them(as filler I guess)

Fuckkk lads, am I going to get Gyno?

Help

Assuming she didn't buy a year's supply, I'm sure you'll be fine. Thank your mother, she means well.

They taste pretty bad and I don't want to consume soy.

I sperged out a few times when she microwaved my food in plastic

>mom buys me a gym membership
>tfw do GOMAD and eat at 2000 calories surplus
>tfw get fat and do starter strength for 3 weeks
>mom tells me im getting fatter and now shes getting worried that shes wasted money on the membership and im not going
>threatens to cancel gym membership
>forces my dad to coach me
>now i have to do meme dad machine lifts

Lmao

ahahahahahaaaaaaa

ayy

I wouldn't worry. You already sound like a huge pussy.

what a big man talking all that shit over the computer

yes, might as well just start wearing a skirt right away and sell your boipvcci on the docks

Big man

>starter strength

under age ban

No but the meat is gonna give you gyno

>Ask mom to pick up some brown rice
>Buys a 2kg bag of parboiled white rice
>"Its the same thing user"

well there goes my gains, or at least my smooth shits

Iktfb

what's wrong with parboiled rice?

>have intelligent mum
>buys me organic fruits and veg
>buys me organic chicken and grass fed beef
>understands vital importance of nutrition for an athlete

Feels good lads.

> have well off mom.
Fixed that for you.

You'll be fine. She is probably on a budget and is trying her best. As some other user said, she means well.

>be adult
>buy my own groceries

4u

>intelligent
>organic

This, falling for the organic jew

There are people literally starving to death. Your fucking MOM bring food right in fron of your bitch face like a you are a fucking retarded imbesil. And yet you fucking complain. You are not man, you are nothing.

>Getting this bent out of shape over a troll thread

top kek dude calm down