This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass at the gym, what do you do?

This guy slaps your girlfriend's ass at the gym, what do you do?

Assume brushing the back of my left hand was just a mistake because contact in a crowded place like the gym is to be expected.

Tell Rich I love him

poke him with a needle and watch him deflate

Complain to the management so he gets banned for life.

whatever it takes

>thank him for the high five

Ask him for more scoops

Underrated and updooted

ask the management to ring the lunk alarm for me

Honestly I'd pretend I didn't see it and if she says anything I'd like reassure her it was am accident. I'd then be filled with shame and disgust that my workout wout be 10x better and I'd probably get mad and yell at my gf over something petty so I can feel some sort of control over my life once again.

Tell his wife right babe?

start doing pause reps

too real lmao

Tell my girlfriends boyfriend. He's a big guy and could better deal with it.

I probably wouldn't even worry.
My girlfriend isn't into beastiality.

Once she came back down?

Push my gf out of the way and begin making out with him

Slap box him.

trips checked

KEK

Ask him to join me for a round of slapboxing
get melon of yootoob views afterwards

Thank him for confusing her glutes, that way they don't get too used to my hands and I can arouse her more when I do it

Do the best haka dance impression to strike fear

Motorboat his wife

ask him to slap box for like 5 second to make us even

jesus christ m80s

how long until this man dies?
honestly

order 66 his candy ass

Smack her ass even harder to assert my dominance. We progressively smack harder and harder, smacking and smacking and smacking again, all through the night in an effort to see who the true alpha male is. When day breaks, we shake hands as equals and walk out of the club, aloha hand in alpha hand, into the sunrise as my gf lies on the ground, dying of internal rectal bleeding caused by severe blunt force trauma .

He's fucking ugly

She dead

this question is false. i don't have a girlfriend.

Underrated

Ask him to slap mine

Challenge him to a slap box to death,s summoning jason genova as the referee

Also

>Left or right?

S l a p b o x

right ofc

pull out my hrt syringe and tell him to fuck off

I meant left what the fuck

Slap his gfs tits. Seriously those are nice tits. Id say hey rich, I'll let you fuck my gf if u let me fuck ur wife. Then we have a bro down after we cum

I swing my lethal left hook right on his enormous chin

cum in his face