talk with boss about lateral raise

> talk with boss about lateral raise
> he gives me a literal raise
> now I'm making twice as much as I used to

anyone had this happen to them?

>Talk about deadlifts with boss
>He sends me to a branch office in a different city in a snap

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>talk to supervisor about skullcrushers
>get 6 months of paid vacation

>Talk to boss about hip thrusts
>My anus hurts

>give my barber tips about curls
>he makes me curls for free

>talk with boss and decline bench
>he insists
>now im out having brunch with him

>talk about calf presses with boss
>sends me a literal calf

>talk to boss about The Press
>he promotes me to new department
>head of PR

>talk with boss about all the squats i do
>he gives me my own private restroom

>talk with boss about squats.
>he thinks I'm squatting in a house because I'm too poor to afford a real home.
>gives me a house.

>mfw I was actually squatting in a house doing squats.

>talk to boss about pullups
>he takes me aside and criticizes my recent performance at work telling me that he understands my preoccupation with my fathers funeral but that i am letting the team down and have had several complaints from patients and that im to pull up my performance or take forced unpaid leave until i do

>talk to boss about how i love dips
>now im out eating fondue with his family

>talk with boss about sprints
>free company phone with sprint wireless

Kek

>talk to boss about cable flys
>boss installs high rope off the top of the roof to a neighboring building

>talking to boss about extensions
>he says if i like extensions so much why dont i extend my working hours
>its now 10pm and im at work still

>talk to boss about doing rows
>sends me an excel spreadsheet instead

> talk to boss about power clean
> because I work at a manufacturer of industrial vaccum cleaners

>talk to the lead mortician about deadlifts
>reverse cowgirl car accident victim

>talk to boss about snatches
>facing sexual harassment lawsuit

>talk to boss about overhead press
>he tells me we have a PR team for that

>talk to boss about clean & jerk
>he gives me lotion and tissues and a porno mag

>talk to boss about good mornings
>we work the night shift and its slowly eating him inside to never see daylight