Tfw you finally made it

thanks for your blog post, we will see you again when she dumped you

Nice she seems a lot more invested than you, she better not be some ltr bullshit though.

Gfs are good for making sure you are getting your cardio, thats for sure

>have exact same conversation with some chick
>im 210 LBS and 6'1
haha, pathetic

>tfw i'm 178 and 6 foot

>being poor

Dude, why are you dating a 14 year old?

Good Androids cost more than your cuck fones

What's it like not being to open webms in your browser?

I wouldn't know, since I'm not an apple cuck.

>all those emotes

Congratulations on your relationship with a normie who WILL cheat on you or dump you in approximately 4 months

KEK

I don't think you understand. Even if Androids are more expensive, they will still be seen as poor people phones by anyone lel. I know girls who see a green text bubble and completely ignore it because it's not Apple. Also is you don't have an IPhone, you're not gonna make it.

I can watch webms. who says you can't?

I wish my gf would say she loves me, she just stopped a while ago

She's seeing Chad.

>you'll never be stupid enough to use an iphone

Tell her you love her now user

she's cheating on ya bro.

this

A lot of these emojies existed on things like MSN messenger and even in the old Nokias before iphones became a thing you fucking millenial retard

>you'll never be stupid enough to realise that's not an iphone

>being such a beta you need an overprice phone just to fit in
you're not gonna make it

I've had this happen

The obscene amount of smilies etc.

Did she just break up with a previous partner by chance?

>not buying things for looks (wealth and power)

it's the point of the board, no?

No, we have been going out 6 months

those in the op are literally iOS emojis though, dad.

My gf told me she loved me for the first time last night when she thought I was asleep. Told her I loved her this morning and she absolutely lit up. Feels good man, congrats OP.

>tfw i don't know this feel

no

and you wonder, why you have no gf

We're all gonna make it, brah.

I remember when i sent texts like this in high school. Won't last buddy.

tfw not OP but I still text my gf like this and we've never been in a better place than we are now. shit is always getting ebtter and better.

>tfw gf says I love you

everytime again tis 10/10

tfw shes german

Woman I am interested in hugged me the other day. It's only because I gave her something she's been looking for, though. I suppose I should be offended at the idea that she is using me, but I don't really care. I just want her to pay attention to me, anyway.

I know I'm a pathetic orbiter with oneitis. Just a total fucking fag. But she is the only woman I've ever been interested in, so I don't make a habit of being a bitch with women.

Yes yes well done op well done

HOWEVERRR

samsung phones > iShit

well my friend, just wait till she cheats on you
this won't last at all

>Talking to girls
Cuck

Lol fucking beta

>samsung

W E W L A D
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Do yourself a favor and break it off.

youtu.be/t9QOQNcpuiA

youtu.be/goyZilrOjOY

>not having a galaxy phone

enjoy your iCrap that has no expandable memory or replacable battery

The fuck are you talking about.
I use a samsung and this is what emojis look like on whatsapp, junior.

Apple may be shit but Samsung is just as bad

nah samsung displays are good

1. You have no idea what "crazy" is if you think OP's girl is crazy
2. "Dont put your dick in crazy" is a meme spouted by virgins as an excuse for why they never fuck anyone. You should put your dick in actual crazy, and just take appropriate steps and safeguards to ensure minimal damage when shit hits the fan. It's the best sex ive ever had by far.

I hope so user... I hope so...

>all that unnecessary shit in the top bar
>that oversized top bar
>literal 0/10 aesthetics

Androids need to fuck off

>sent texts in high school
fucking millennials

I mean if you want to pick up whores and gold diggers go ahead and buy an iShit

Don't worry bro, I stopped saying it to my gf and rarely say it now. I do love her, and I'm not some cheating scum, I just don't say it so much because I'm speaking it in my actions instead now, she knows I love her and I don't really need to tell her.

But then again Idk ur gf.

>read receipts on
>android
>overusing emojis

Shaking my head bro.

>said to her "I love you" like 4 times
>she likes when I say that but never give a solid reply
>just the other day say to her "I love you so much"
>she reply with "I love you too :3"
I'm so fucking happy, thanks /fit

>overpaying for the sake of overpaying

>6 months

Why so long? You should have pumped and dumped her by the end of month 3. Never settle down until you're 30-35. Most women hit their tipping point at age 25. Is her mom good looking? You can usually tell how your gf is going to age by her mother's looks. Pump and dump if you think she'll age like a nasty witch.

>german

Never stick your dick in a Muslim girl.

>6 months
>still talking like that

ha ha no

this

Any relationship post-highschool should not be filled with I love you's and sickly shit like in the OP. You shouldn't need to constantly remind your love that you love them.

>kissing emojis
>saying 'i love you'
>keep messaging after the final "good night"
I remember teenage love as well.
The love itself doesn't last long but the pain stays forever

>didn't have a 3210 in high school

what are you, fucking 40?

That's whatsapp retard

>Paying for shit because it's expensive.

Because I love her user :3
Why would I lie on an anonymous website user some people have happy relationships, its not outside the realm of possibility?

>Goodnight dear
>JEEZ MOM FUCKING CALM DOWN YOU CRAZY BITCH DON'T MAKE ME CALL THE POLICE AGAIN FUCKING CRAZY OLD BAT

I really really like these videos

right in the feels, you bastard

Fuck man it feels like a part of life now

It's been a year now, please tell me it ends.

>overprice phone

value is relative, if you weren't poor you would realise that