Stupid Veeky Forums things

Why is it called bench press? I mean, you're not actually pressing the bench... should it not be "press on bench"?

You have a poor understanding of the English language

It's called a bench press because Mike 'King of Veeky Forums' Patton named it that when he lifted an entire kitchen bench with a chest press. It was 112kg. He was 19.

It's a Press that you do on a Bench

>incline benchpress
>do it anyways

AND WHATS THE DEAL WITH SANDWICHES? THERES NO SAND IN THEM, AND THEY ARENT WITCHES. WHAT AM I, BEACHBOUND MACBETH OVER HERE?

>shrugs
>why not

>deadlift
>not even in snap city

>stupid
Why is it called fag? I mean, you're not actually smoking... should it not be "sucking on penis"?

You mean decline bench press, do none of you read what you write?

Trolled hard.

>sandWICH
>witch
gtfo

>tricep kickbacks
>triceps do not have feet

>deadlift
>not a hearse

>LOL I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED

It's the dude who popularized them, 4th Earl of Sandwich.

>no recognising an obvious subversion of the >decline bench meme
Let me guess, you're pretending to be retarded right now?

i keked

>still hooked on the bait
lmaoing at your life bro

>overhead press
>where's the overhead you're not having a presentation it's a fucking barbell you're pressing

It is you who fell for the bait

You guys are fucking stupid

summer.

>powercleans
>dirty as fuck afterwards

>skullcrushers
>don't have to go to hospital

>Farmers walk
>Didn't know farmers walked like this

>deadlift
>this necromancy shit didn't work

>calf raises
>i don't know how to raise calfs nor do i live on a farm

>Leg extensions
>Still a manlet

>situps
>gotta lay down

>Hammer curls
>Gym does not supply any tools

>ass to grass
>there aint no fuckin grass in here

>Preacher curls
>I'm an atheist

>Clean and jerk
>I usually do it the other way

>French Press
>Accept

>squat bodyweight
>no barbell needed

>bulk and cut
>didn't know fit people were fat emos

>Burpies
>Don't say excuse me

>Jumping Jacks
>My name is John

>can you spot me?
>this isn't "Wheres Waldo?" Tell me where you are.

>i finally benched 1pl8
>there are actually two plates on the barbell

>Dumbell flies
>No they don't

"You're right there" would have been better

...

>powercage
>this is a poorly built cage

Why are they called pullups? You don't even--uh, wait, how...

You are pressing the bench.

You are pressing it away from the bar.

>French press
>Get shot

>bench press
>do it anyway

>squat
>actually own the place

>Goblet Squat
>Not squatting over a goblet

>The press
>I actually feel sad.

>Barbell Shrug
>Don't Surrender

>push ups
>don't get any high fives

Why's it called a 'deadlift' if you aren't lifting a body?

you have to be at least a 5th level cleric to cast Raise Dead