Why is it called bench press? I mean, you're not actually pressing the bench... should it not be "press on bench"?
Stupid Veeky Forums things
You have a poor understanding of the English language
It's called a bench press because Mike 'King of Veeky Forums' Patton named it that when he lifted an entire kitchen bench with a chest press. It was 112kg. He was 19.
It's a Press that you do on a Bench
>incline benchpress
>do it anyways
AND WHATS THE DEAL WITH SANDWICHES? THERES NO SAND IN THEM, AND THEY ARENT WITCHES. WHAT AM I, BEACHBOUND MACBETH OVER HERE?
>shrugs
>why not
>deadlift
>not even in snap city
>stupid
Why is it called fag? I mean, you're not actually smoking... should it not be "sucking on penis"?
You mean decline bench press, do none of you read what you write?
Trolled hard.
>sandWICH
>witch
gtfo
>tricep kickbacks
>triceps do not have feet
>deadlift
>not a hearse
>LOL I WAS ONLY PRETENDING TO BE RETARDED
It's the dude who popularized them, 4th Earl of Sandwich.
>no recognising an obvious subversion of the >decline bench meme
Let me guess, you're pretending to be retarded right now?
i keked
>still hooked on the bait
lmaoing at your life bro
>overhead press
>where's the overhead you're not having a presentation it's a fucking barbell you're pressing
It is you who fell for the bait
You guys are fucking stupid
summer.
>powercleans
>dirty as fuck afterwards
>skullcrushers
>don't have to go to hospital
>Farmers walk
>Didn't know farmers walked like this
>deadlift
>this necromancy shit didn't work
>calf raises
>i don't know how to raise calfs nor do i live on a farm
>Leg extensions
>Still a manlet
>situps
>gotta lay down
>Hammer curls
>Gym does not supply any tools
>ass to grass
>there aint no fuckin grass in here
>Preacher curls
>I'm an atheist
>Clean and jerk
>I usually do it the other way
>French Press
>Accept
>squat bodyweight
>no barbell needed
>bulk and cut
>didn't know fit people were fat emos
>Burpies
>Don't say excuse me
>Jumping Jacks
>My name is John
>can you spot me?
>this isn't "Wheres Waldo?" Tell me where you are.
>i finally benched 1pl8
>there are actually two plates on the barbell
>Dumbell flies
>No they don't
"You're right there" would have been better
...
>powercage
>this is a poorly built cage
Why are they called pullups? You don't even--uh, wait, how...
You are pressing the bench.
You are pressing it away from the bar.
>French press
>Get shot
>bench press
>do it anyway
>squat
>actually own the place
>Goblet Squat
>Not squatting over a goblet
>The press
>I actually feel sad.
>Barbell Shrug
>Don't Surrender
>push ups
>don't get any high fives
Why's it called a 'deadlift' if you aren't lifting a body?
you have to be at least a 5th level cleric to cast Raise Dead