Autistic reasons you started lifting

absolutely based

>autistic
>friends

Not the reason i started lifting, but the reason i started getting in shape

>be a sheltered kid my whole life
>a few friends
>always nervous around new people tho
>face would blush the second a girl would talk to me
>in 8th grade
>really hot girl in my gym class
>these guys find out i like her
>for some reason they didnt like me and told me they were gonna beat me up tmrw
>For some autistic reason i decide to force myself to run 3 miles that night because i thought id be in shape afterwards and ready to fight
>sore the next day
>they dont fight me
>they dont even remember it

>be me
>don't lift weights
>short fuse
>be me
>lift weights
>slightly longer fuse

makes me look better too init

kek'd

I bought some sweet as fuck Pink round aviator glasses and I want my face to look less fat in them.

That is literally it.

Fucking perfect

so I could post shit like this on twitter.

>Be 16
>Lanket, 6'0 135 pounds
>Have a class called weight training that I was forced into.
>Skinniest kid in class
>Start taking it seriously
>4 months later, 175 lbs and still pretty lean
>6 months 190, and teachers were concerned that I was sterons.

Funny when you get big, nobody fucks with you anymore. I always used to get smacked and chirped, in a kind of degrading way. When I actually got big, not one person talked shit to me, they all just sucked my dick.

you literally cannot put on 25kg of lean mass in 6 months. thats over a kilo of lean mass per week.

Well I did lmao. I was on those natty puberty roids. Sorry for your beta genetics.

I'm literally an overcompensating manlet

This. Kids back in highscool called me "roids" because i was short and put on alot of mass over the previous summer. Could never snag a qt still so some good that did

sounded fun

>I practiced drawing over the summer
>I still can't write a book so some good that did

you had a head start and you still flopped.

Im also attractive as fuark tho. Albeit autistic i still talked to girls daily. Height ruins it though

Happy 4 u user

Glorious

It's not too late. Lurk bars but only drink straight whiskey for low calories. Just make sure they sign a consent waiver before penetration.

Doubt it was all lean

glorius

I have a receding hairline so i'd rather be fit and bald than fat and bald

Forsen did this

I know that feel, I'm the same way about a girl at work and it sucks in more ways than one

Guys what if there are girls who wonder where we are when we dont show up even though we dont talk to them

i started lifting because literally over one million refugess came into my country and i didnt feel good about it.. probably should have started with some self defence, but i wanted to get fit and not be a fatass if it comes to riots or so.. and now its a cool hobby

Same here user, started receding at 16

That's called fantasy

Its possible though right

same here but i didn't realize what was happening til it was really bad. took me a while to come to terms with it I still feel kinda wierd going outside without a hat on. now i just shave my head as short as possible

Probably,we use to think way to low about ourselves, when sometimes it's not even that bad , we make so many paranoic thoughts about ourselves that's actually hilarious that's the reason we are so autistic.
I really think there are girls at the gym who give us a look when we don't even think about something like that will ever happen , so yea maybe you are right.

Feels all around man. I got so much shit for it, still haven't shaved it all though

shavings the best way to hide it imo

I pretty much wanted to be the son Big Boss never had. Liquid was perfect in every way but fucked up in the head, blinded with revenge. Solid was inspiring in every way, but has the brains of a pea pod and couldn't realize he was being used as a pawn the whole time.

I want to be the son BB and the boss never had. A person who can live a normal life outside of his own personal hell and for once enjoy whatever time he has on earth. All while being the best person I can be.

So yes, I lift for boss. My real life boss snake inspiration has to be Brad pitt

kys

>Really like breaking stuff since I was a kid
>find One Punch Man
>Know that his routine will do literally nothing for me
>Join gym
>Been lifting for 6 months to this day
>Hella gains
>Hella posture correction
>Get complimented by every person I know
>Get mired more
>Still cannot punch through bedroom door.

I have failed in my journey.

I didnt think Id see a legitimately autistic reason on here but Im pretty sure you are medically autistic.

>I didnt think Id see a legitimately autistic reason on here but Im pretty sure you are medically autistic
Sarcasm in posts aren't obvious

If you couldn't tell, I want to be as ripped as Brad Pitt because he reminded me of Liquid. That's pretty much it

In the hopes there will be a bizaare accident and I'll die through no fault of my own.

To become a fit [spoiler]Ganguro[/spoiler]

Maybe there are but then again maybe they're landwhales

...

This is a thing.

What if theyre not

>skipping a gym session

>not having at least one rest day

>not using GHB to train 2x a day

Then we would be attractive enough not to care, since if one attractive girl would think about us, so would others, and at least some of them would make it known

>mentally burning yourself out

Stop u dip

>having a weak mind
sure smells beta in here

kek

>she explains how she was just too afraid of dating in general
bullshit
>and that I'd be her first
bullshit
>so she wasn't sure what to do
she knew exactly what she was doing

don't kid yourself, she's shallow as fuck. i hope that doesn't bother you. all the best user.

Same here bro. Remember it took Saitama 3 years.

>projecting this hard

>in hs freshmen
>get crush on 10/10 girl (not exaggerating; imagine a young lisa ann with acne)
>be dyel tho
>self conscious and confident af
>months go by, i accidentally drop obvious signs that im into her
>she fucking gives me a shot
>panicmode.jpg
>she starts making moves, holding my arm and saying how we should be together
>ignore her for the rest of the year
>start lifting sphmore year, dont see her at all but cant stop think about her
>junior year we have gym together (co-ed)
>made some good gains
>one day lift room, she mirin
>cannot look at her in the eye
>ignore still 4 rest of junior year
>senior year nothing happens
>tfw when i still think about her

I enjoy your company. We shall both make it.

To prep for my inevitable divorce.

>10/10
>acne

No.

>broke up with gf
>"i can easily hook up again"
>a year passes, i'm 15kg up and no gf, she is already with an old friend of ours
>well shit, i shoul do somenthing
>on and off of gym 2 years, go like a month
>see qt3.14 in school
>will lift to make her mire
>a year later i got good gains
>Hey user meet my girlfriend, we have been going out for a while, says my friend

and here i am

>lisa ann
>10

More like 1

>acne
>10

no

The shorter my hair gets the wider my face gets

its okay. just remember that you are not that person anymore. start taking chances.

Can you confirm this?

No 7/10+ girl would ever come right out and express these sort of feels in any way. Fuck, you'd be lucky to even get hints that she thought this way. Society has programmed women into believing the only acceptable way to meet someone is for the man to initiate it. Good luck finding the 1 in 10^6 girl that will break this programming AND is interested in your inuit tusk carving black market discussion board browsing ass.

Unless you are like over 100th percentile attractive or a celebrity of course, but then you wouldn't be in this thread.

>Preparing for inevitable shitstorm

Smart.

Sup bro

Same

People say they like my hair, and I don't care enough to shave yet

My gf initiated with me. Been with her for 1yr now. It's sold 8/10

Big Boss thought the best person in the world was a soldier that lived to fight and nothing else. Having a normal life is the contrary of what Big Boss wanted

>implying he'd get big enough for it to matter in her decision in just a few months

>be me senior year of hs
>6'1'' 155lbs soaking wet
>but dgaf girls liked me anyways
>signed up by teacher for music class I dont want to be in
>lie and tell her I can't do it b/c I'm going to take weight training at that time instead
>she says okay
>get my new schedule at the beginning of the next semester
>she thought she was doing me a favor and signed me up for it
>could barely do 3 chin ups
>could bench like 115 probably

three years later i'm competing in powerlifting totalling in the low 1200s

>350lbs
>Don't care if I live, don't really want to die.
>Army sounds cool
>150lbs later, singlemindedly focusing only on one thing
>Basic in a month.

War soon brothers. Hopefully.

why i lift

I relate to that picture but it is a future I loathe and wish I could avoid
>The neo-leftists have made it an inevitability

MODS MODS MODS

UNDERAGE B&

>14, freshman year
>mandatory PE credit
>Do lifting
>Im a massive weeb, though I rock climbed so I had some muscle
>paired up with a 5'3 kid who hung out with the jarhead squad
>I just do all of the lifts the coach tells me to do
>afraid the "meatheads" will make fun of me
>I was like 6'2 back then (6'4 now) so I was decently strong compared to the other kids
>I benched like 105 for 5
>Put 2 plate on the lat pulldown
>Super manlet marine kid turns to me as were racking the lat pulldown and says "wow user, youre strong as hell. Im having trouble just lifting the weights to rack it!"
>From there, I got a new outlook
>"meatheads" were nicer and less competitive than nerds
>Football players taught me their bro magic
>Benching with spotter grabbing bar at all times
>Quarter squatting
>Trap bar deadlifts
>Bouncing cleans off the floor
>I do this for a little while
>Already browse B, r9k, and a, decide to check out Veeky Forums
>Sticky enlightens me
>Start lifting right
>My lifts all go down a lot because Im doing them properly now
>Keep lifting
>Within 6 months im benching 225 and outlifting senior football players
>Took a 4 month break to focus on building a cardio base
>After a year of lifting (not counting break) I was benching 290
>Hop on dbol and test right after I turn 16
>Other people roided at my school, but they took oral test, no pct, no cycle, and other stupid shit.
>I had fraud and reddit steroids behind me
>Benched 350 junior year, strongest kid in school by far
>Senior year just ended
>It all started with a turbomanlet giving me a compliment
>I dont even remember his name.
Makes me feel. Truly. If I never started lifting I would have killed myself by now.
Thanks buddy. You have no idea how much I owe you.

The Jews time is coming to an end brother, we shall avenge the fallen!

Sorry about your country Hans, maybe one day you can take it back.

DEUS VULT

Sorry you got fat.

you're making it sound really unlikely user, quite a few of my friends (not chads with godlike aesthetics, quite a few dyels and even a dude with marfans syndrome) have been approached by girls and dated them before they auts'd out and ignored them

I actually laughed friendo

Fix whatever the fuck your problem is, find a qt blue-eyed blonde and impregnate her. Multiple times.

You have a duty to the aryan race to create more blue-eyed blondes. And if any are female you also have a duty to keep them the fuck away from nigs.

Someone on this board said I had the proportions of a certain anime character and it turned out that I really liked their design/physique. I also listen to seiyuu or ikemen songs when I work out, they make me work much harder than regular music.

If I didn't exercise I'd probably be a fat nerd shut-in so it's better this way.

That's a pretty unique goal.

Working to live up to what the boss wanted, ultimate goals.

Phone's been in repair for a week, and my oneitis instagram's me this 'You dont have whatsap ??'...does she miss me?

I mean ive only ever been with one guy, and he was chinese, so i mean id let you wreck my pert booty. Idk what her problem is after all this time on this board i honestly think people who go here are on average more attractive than anyone else.

I started lifting for my health/strength. And I am strong and I am healthy. But ever since my ex left me I've been basically in limbo. And it's been just over a year now. For the first time in my life I'm going to lift for aesthetics. I'm even considering getting on gear. Lifting is just as mall part of what I need to do, but at 23, and after spending 6 years planning my life with someone I can't let her win. I know it sounds dumb, but I refuse to let her be better than me in the long run.