>tfw want to go to the gym but don't want to walk 5 miles to get there and back
Tfw want to go to the gym but don't want to walk 5 miles to get there and back
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Try cycling.
It's a big ass hill
5 miles total? Isn't that an hour of walking? Why don't you walk the first half, work out, and run/walk your way back?
ya thats not that bad bro itll probably help your presumably fat ass
>not running it
pre work out run faggot, do it.
How does one run up a big hill without their calves burning
>tfw my gym is 40 minutes away by bike
>tfw there's a nice comfy gym opening 2 minutes away from me
I cannot fucking wait
>tfw want to go to the gym but partial distal bicep tear
Fuck off OP.
The more you do it the easier it gets.
You can do it user. I believe in you.
Do it for me and ryobi
I just gotta get the proper attires
I walk there fully clothed til I get to the gym to change. Because it's very windy outside in summer weather
Use your glutes
But how do I use buttcheeks muscles
Good thing bikes have a thing called gears
>gears
iggers would like to have a word with you
>tfw want to become the gym's meat toilet for the month but don't have the time
do it faggot, imagine the protein you'll get
If only meat toilets get paid
tips brah
5 miles, thats it?
Just the tip tho
You seem to know a lot about this meat toilet business user.
I got that tight boipucci ;) [spoiler] no homo [/spoiler]
>experienced as meat toilet
>tight
Pick one
Just gotta work out the hole, it's a lot of effort but it's worth it for the tips.
Tell me more
basically always clench your anus for maximum anal gainz, get tons of protein (sperm is a pretty good source) contrary to what porn states, you don't want a buttplug up your ass the entire time. While I may be experienced I learned everything from my mentor. Do all of these and you'll be as successful as my mentor AKA OP.
>5 miles total
>being this lame
I walk 2 miles to run 4 miles and then 2 miles back home, Then I lift. Just walk it, after a while it'll be light work (baby).
If Ryobi were real she wouldn't go out, let alone talk, to a fat loser neet like you
Go work out