Vegans

>get to gym bright and early today
>see a guy with a "vegan and proud

> if you can't afford kale

vegans are queers but that doesn't mean you need to make up stories that didn't happen

Frig, I hope this isn't true.

pic or it didn't happen

This is him after he finished with the smith machine.

I thought he looked like shit. I was right.

Kek OP you absolute madman.

Seriously though, that was great. You made my day man.

Vegans, when will they ever learn

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Vegan CHAD eats vegan dominos PIZZA and gets PUSSY while YOU ust your ASS at the GYM!

Next time just go
>fine but if you snap your back and die I call dibs on your meat.

Cool story bro

Holy shit he looks like a skeleton with downs syndrome

>poor posture
>numale getup
Oh I am laffin. The meme is real.

Fuck, I instantly recognized where that face was from. I need to stop saving so much porn.

You did gods work today OP.

Neither have been vegan for over 5 years - VG for just over 3 years and Jon Venus for just over a year. Venus pretends to be a vegan to get more views and sponsorship.

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>80k subs
>3k views
Wonder how much those subs cost him.

That guy looks like he's 4 feet tall.

*drops mic*
*leaves*

Is this boy?

organic kale and organic everything is stupidly priced

Kale is easy to grow anyways

His head is so fucking big.. that's a shoop, right bruh?