Bang gf for first time

>bang gf for first time
>turn her around for doggy
>theres shit in her crack omg literally pieces of diarrea
>lose erection immediately
What do fit? I wanna get rid of her but she's under the impression I got ED because I lost my erection
Help me please

Tell her straight up.

>datgirlenters.avi
>OH SHIT WADDUP
>BAD NEWS POO BEAR

180 switch flip her out the door.

Just say
"I want to be be honost with you...''
Then continue to tell what happened
Don't make yourself feel bad because she doesn't wipe her ass properly, makes no sence
She will feel embarressed so make sure the next time you fuck, you fuck her good

Tell her to wash her nasty ass or fuck her in the shower if you're a pussy.

>tfw when bench 270 but I really cant do this.

>caring about a woman's feelings right before you dump them cuz of poopy butt

HAHAHHAAHHA FUCKING DISGUSTING M8 GET FUCKED.

Amazing. How the hell can anyone be so careless as to leave turds in their ass crack? I take 3 or 4 perfectly clean dumps every day, and clean well with a washcloth in the shower at least once a day. People are strange man.

But really OP, just tell her. I wouldn't be super blunt or insensitive but find a way to tell her nicely and not make her feel bad

>problems only americans have

Europe, also shes a lovely pretty girl. I never expected this I hoped it was just a bad dream

stop dating gypsies dude

Shes not. I think she might have some disease/problem with her guts?

doggy style is a meme sex position

even without literal shit still there, you will always get whiffs of her ass and it fucking smells

What kind of women are you fucking? I've never smelt ass during doggy style

how much does she weigh?

Shes 60kg(135lbs) at 1,73 (5"8 orso)

shes fat as fuck dude

>meet girl
>shes cute as fuck
>ask her out
>shes really cool, tomoka-chan level but not aspie
>we go on a couple more dates
>really want to gf her
>eventually she comes over to my place
>strip her clothes off, extremely good body and exactly my type
>we start havin sex from missionary
>eventually switch to doggy
>just slip it in right away and start pounding her cunny
>really love her ass, my hands are all over it
>slapping it, squeezing it, then i pull her bungcheeks apart to watch my cock slide in and out
>nightmare.jpg
>she shaved her pussy, her inner thighs, everything but inbetween her ass cheeks
>when i pulled them apart i got a handful of hair
>fake orgasm and rollover immediately


i ended up dating her actually, i still banged her doggy but never pulled her cheeks apart (couldnt tell otherwise). eventually i brought it up to her after months of dating and she started taking care of it.

Better hair than poopoo

> can't see the hair without pulling cheeks

Confirmed fatty gf

sge's prolly taller than you

lolno she was like 5'4 and 120lbs with wide as fk hips/booty. what she lacked in chest she made up for in ass

kek

i'm 1.86m tall dude, fuck off with your projecting

>tfw my girlfriend doesnt shave or wax her butthole
>staring at those hairs when fucking her from behind

wat do

kek, sure friend. sure.

Hah, manlet.

My current gf used to also have this problem, and my best advice is to just be straight forward "hey sweetie, please shave your butt crack; it's better for hygiene."

If you're too autistic to bring it up, just buy some shaving cream, a girly razor, wet wipes, baby powder, and lay a towel on your bed the next time you have her over. Then, when she is on your bed expecting sex, flip her over and shave-rape her butt, wipe with the wet ones, and then put on baby powder (you can also have sex with her after)

m8 it's not even that hard
You want to bench as much as you can
You don't want to feel bad for something you shouldn't
You want to have great sex with your gf
Give yourself a reason and stop overthinking things
Just be open towards your gf about how you feel about certain things however don't disregard her feelings
Or she can't see the real you and love the real you
Also read more, challenge yourself and allow yourself to be amazed by yourself

>doggy style is a meme sex position
t. virgin

what kind of craigslist tier sluts are you people dating that they cant wipe their ass

disgusting

then again this is Veeky Forums so you are probably 5/10 to begin with

Sometimed to be a pussy slayer you have to get some mud on your tires and some times you even have to get your blood wings


Are you low test or something?

>yo you gonna learn how to wipe your ass sweetheart it was covered in shit.

how hard is that?

135 at 5'8 is skinny as shit... lmao

Not if you're with a woman who actually washes.

Post-shower sex is best sex.

>he thinks 270 is a lot

Who the fuck shits 4 times a day? I shit like once every 3 days.

DYES?

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