DFW

How can I achieve David Foster Wallace mode?

Abuse drugs and take advantage of (ie, manspeak for rape) young woman and fans

Memorize phone books and play tennis once in a while.

>manspeak for rape
lel

Is the bandana mandatory?

And x F
But x F
So x F

Write books about being a cuck (broom of the system) and hang yourself from your back porch awning while your ex girlfriend watches your dogs.

Only really feel sympathy for the puppers tbqhwy.

>master I'm home! We can play!
>you smell different master. Why aren't your feet touching the ground?
>why is lady master crying?
>does this mean we can't play fetch later?

be mentally ill, have a breakdown, and work as a rent-a-cop with a bunch of recently released tattooed felons

And but so

You must master the shitpost of Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums, whilst also achieving Olympian physic and knowledge.

tennis

reminder that no one on this board could beat dfw in his prime at tennis.

I like you.

Reddit

>tfw gately gets shot

>you will never be as big as Don Gately

Feelsbadman

Buy some rope.

He used a belt you mong

You mean buy some duct tape

Damn, did everyone else fucking read IJ this summer too? How am I going to stand out and look cool now

Literally no one cares faggot.

underrated post

>this summer
Summer just started. The books would take up to fall to read, minimum. And that's if you don't just shitpost on Veeky Forums, pretending you've read it to the point you believe you have.
>Urine trouble? Urine luck!
Goddamn, weightlifters caught in the recent bans should've taken a page from DFW.

I bought my copy last week. I thought I was being original.

IJ was popular like two summers ago senpai

>Veeky Forumscore AND college-core
>original
Are you, by any chance, in high school?

My school let out in late april. Also, infinite jest does not take a whole season to read--I read it in 6 weeks, and I was reading it at a pretty slow pace. Have you read it?

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