How can I achieve David Foster Wallace mode?
DFW
Abuse drugs and take advantage of (ie, manspeak for rape) young woman and fans
Memorize phone books and play tennis once in a while.
>manspeak for rape
lel
Is the bandana mandatory?
And x F
But x F
So x F
Write books about being a cuck (broom of the system) and hang yourself from your back porch awning while your ex girlfriend watches your dogs.
Only really feel sympathy for the puppers tbqhwy.
>master I'm home! We can play!
>you smell different master. Why aren't your feet touching the ground?
>why is lady master crying?
>does this mean we can't play fetch later?
be mentally ill, have a breakdown, and work as a rent-a-cop with a bunch of recently released tattooed felons
And but so
You must master the shitpost of Veeky Forums and Veeky Forums, whilst also achieving Olympian physic and knowledge.
tennis
reminder that no one on this board could beat dfw in his prime at tennis.
I like you.
>tfw gately gets shot
>you will never be as big as Don Gately
Feelsbadman
Buy some rope.
He used a belt you mong
You mean buy some duct tape
Damn, did everyone else fucking read IJ this summer too? How am I going to stand out and look cool now
Literally no one cares faggot.
underrated post
>this summer
Summer just started. The books would take up to fall to read, minimum. And that's if you don't just shitpost on Veeky Forums, pretending you've read it to the point you believe you have.
>Urine trouble? Urine luck!
Goddamn, weightlifters caught in the recent bans should've taken a page from DFW.
I bought my copy last week. I thought I was being original.
IJ was popular like two summers ago senpai
>Veeky Forumscore AND college-core
>original
Are you, by any chance, in high school?
My school let out in late april. Also, infinite jest does not take a whole season to read--I read it in 6 weeks, and I was reading it at a pretty slow pace. Have you read it?
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