I look like a centaur after doing SS for four months

This is what I look like right now.
My main goal from weightlifting is to not look like shit. The reason I started lifting was because of my pear-shaped body. After doing SS for a few months I evolved from a pear into a centaur.
What kind of routine/diet should I go on to make my upper body larger and my legs smaller?

>legs smaller

Nah, kid. Just focus a lot more heavily on upper body now. Squat less frequently, pump up the chest, back, and arms, and you'll be looking tip top.

>What kind of routine/diet should I go on to make my upper body larger and my legs smaller?

You look fine, embrace it.

>four months

only 14 more to go dipshit

SS claims another victim

Anyway just do a brosplit

So you went from a disgusting fatbody to that in 4 months and you dislike the system?

you didnt do the bench, chins, or overhead press?

You look ok. Post a before pic.

>did a beginner strength routine for aesthetics
This has to be one user reposting this sort of thing daily
I cannot believe that so many people are this dumb

Lol holy shit

not gay but big legs are atheistic as fuark, I wish I had your legs they are the hardest part for me to build because it takes so much food

SS is a meme my man.

hi thomas

what should i do for aesthetics then?

>people still respond to the same old bait threads

a cut

you look good man

>What kind of routine/diet should I go on to make my upper body larger and
>my legs smaller?
>smaller?
You fucking don't.
Squat less frequently, like 2x a week or something.
Make your other workout your accessory day eg.

A
Squat
Overhead Press
Deadlift/Power Clean

B
Front Squat
Bench (well, bench - pec, triceps, lats)
Dips (chest, front delt, triceps, lower traps)
Rows (the whole fucking back, obliques, forearms, rear delts)
Pull-ups/Chin-ups (forearms, back, chinups for biceps and abs)
Maybe even fucking curls or something. (for biceps because why the fuck not)

How fucking new are you?

Yo dawg I got the same bodytype it's just how we do.

Make the upper body large and embrace your space marine mode for the glory of mankind

Dude that's impressive for 4 months
A little homo

why would you listen to Veeky Forums, ever

the autistic faggots here dont even lift

seriously

leave this place if you want to make actual gains

you got a lady body post ass.

>falling for the "rows suck" meme

work lower body once a week only and it can even be sprints or something there is nothing magical about squat if you aren't doing it a a competition lift. can you do pull ups/chin ups. focus on those and start with negatives. also work on or up to dips. both of those movements are vertical though so make sure you also do rowing and horizontal pushing. your bodyfat looks ok as well i think you just need a more developed upper body.

your chest hair looks like a tree

>unironically telling someone to do a brosplit
please bestow me with your wisdom on why hitting your muscle groups once a week is good programming for a natural lifter

I love this thread

Left this one out in

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Kek, look at all you faggots here with your disgusting bodies. Look at yourselves. Now look at me. My body is better than anybody's on this board.
>tfw you jelly
>tfw you're gonna come up with some bullshit
>tfw you're mirin
>tfw your an obese KV
>tfw you will never look as good as me

Do a 3 upper 2 lower split. Problem fixed in 3-6 months.

this is an intriguing type of split. Do you have experience with it yourself? Seems like the volume on upper could get sorta tiring to me. Why not Candito or Greyskull?

You have klinefelters OP

oldfag here, this pic is some bald namefag from 2011. do not believe OPs lies.

You might have the klein.