Hey guise, I chose one of your topics from the thread yesterday. I chose, "how to make friends in the gym and out"...

fuuuark

1.) height and weight?

2.) What mode boyfriend do you want?

>that smile at :35

She's a qt desu senpai

Who is she?

youtube.com/watch?v=iWZXKpJL-6Q

Lol.

just lmao @ your autism

No, you can't be my gf.

i want to fugg her personality

Yes! This.

She's got a bf breh

5'11, 200 (cutting)
and pic related for bf

Gayyyyyyyyy

>mfw thinking of you hurting

Gary busey's daughter

>ask him about his cycle

What if he gets agitated and tries to stick me with a roid needle? This advice is pure DANGER

free gainzzzz

She's mine, now fuck off.

Your next video should be a Q & A where you exclusively answer my questions.

1) How did you discover Veeky Forums?
2) Why is Big Mike the King of Veeky Forums?
3) How can I be more like Big Mike?
4) What is the best Gary Busey movie and why is it Hider in the House?
5) Do you even lift?
6) Does anyone on Veeky Forums even lift?
7) Who is the Queen of Veeky Forums?
8) Are you straight, a lesbian or something else?
8) Why does the number 8 appear in this list of questions twice rather than 9?
10) Is this really question 9 or is it ten?
11) Are traps really women or are they mentally ill men? And why can't they be mentally ill AND women?

She says she's a girl in the video, user. Also, Gary's real daughter is older than Jake, who was born in 1971.

If you're going to attention whore at least put some effort into it, I don't know, fix your hair a little, don't be sweaty as fuck, use good lighting and good camera work instead of being in the shadows with 80% of your face cropped out of the frame

I feel so special

Thanks OP im gonna try make lots of gym buddies now

how do I into autism mode?
my pals laugh at me for making friends in the gym
but I can't for the love of god stop human interaction
there's always someone I haven't seen in ages or people that share the same bike route as me and we start chatting
how the fuck do I unnormie myself

Lmao what the fuck... your autism levels are off the charts

Solid boyfriend choice.

Saving for potential use.

Good lord I want a gf like you. Like, how many girls are like you?

I agree with the lighting and camera work, breh. But I did it right after cardio when I had that sort of "energy".

Let's see that ass baby

Solid questions, bump for having these answered.

(here's a picture of Big Mike celebrating his first 50 consecutive muscle ups)

m8 I'll fucking fight you.

>11) Are traps really women or are they mentally ill men? And why can't they be mentally ill AND women?
Kek.

>not "Is liking traps gay"

Come on.

post results

Fuck off summer, go back to instagram

Seconding for ass, in a thong

okay, chad!

Every time I see one of your videos I get that song from the intro stuck in my head

Some probably post on Veeky Forums

I'm priming you

Yes sir it'll be coming up in the next vid

God only made one that went to Veeky Forums instead of tumblr

Thirding for ass

In the next video you should discuss BLACKED

>cuck

But ill never find them!

F-for what?

Take your cuck magazine trash outta ere m8

This

>focused entirely on the politics of the water mark
>not once looking at dat ass
You seem lost, let me direct you to the correct board for your kind

to accept autists, the kind that speak almost entirely in memes but do not shoot up schools

Youre a female, the only shots you take are on your chest and face

>the only shots you take are on your chest
She aint got no tits breh

>tfw no autistic fit gf to mumble with and play vidya with

...

5.9 % of my views are from girls so there's a chance

Are you a virgin?

this picture hits too close to home

also uploaded real lifting video
youtube.com/watch?v=nabv13puqiM

Sex tape when?!

You could be more original, maybe show some more emotion

Also this isn't how you make friends. Just point out a similar interest you share then blam

>demoneete of slannesh hair
So the succubi meme really is true

Your butt coming up early could be the reason for the back rounding.

She's autismo breh

I love how youre so introverted that you dont know how to even answer these dirty comments you get asked bats

If you just mind your own biz and lift away you'll naturally attract friends.

Thoughts on Chad?
youtu.be/E1LKYI5gMVA

Goal body right there.

I can only speak in memes and can't find a proper meme that lines up

3 sets of heresy until failure

Cheekie plz go
Youre in the presence of white woman master race

Thanks, I'm working on it.

>I can only speak in memes
You belong here

Irrelevant, she's attractive. Therefore there's hope

What a rare sight, an autistic female

It's extremely uncommon to find, you should all be documenting this for future records

Personally this is only the second autistic female I've met

I think Cheekie is pretty autistic herself though

Everyone on fit is autistic you autist.

>tfw calling someone autistic is a compliment

Well t b h senpai everyone knows autistic girls are the superior choice.

Calm down virgin

Warm, affectionate, loving autistic? Yes.
Typical self-centered, vapid, prudish autistic (90% of western women). No, fuck no. No.

Good anime

youtube.com/watch?v=K9O1TMJyhmw

"part 2! how to make friends outside of the gym! i would say... dont."

xfd will you marry me?

batsinthebarbell watchs animu

Lmao only if you do it with a face cam

example?

>>>redit

Have you ever seen "reaction" videos? Sort of like that. You watch it, have a camera recording you watching it, you can talk and give commentary IF YOU WANT TO.
Then edit the video with what you were watching playing amd your face cam in the corner. There's litterally thousands of examples of this all over youtube.

Whoops ment to reply to this, not my own post

youtube.com/watch?v=TQSzGdxhWTY

>vore

Great taste Bats.

Like this guy?
youtube.com/watch?v=-OBRuMiOut0

Kind of but none of that fake reaction shit. Only a DAMNED good actor can make fake shit look genuine. Its not hard at all to tell when someone is faking unless they are masters of their craft.

God you're beautiful, on the inside and out.

Holy shit!! I never fathomed a man could look so aesthetic!!

!!!!1

God you need to get laid and stop idolizing internet pussy
she's actually lame as fuck which makes her a fellow autismo breh

Stfu bats you arent fooling anyone

Getting laid is not the issue, it's finding some one that I actually like.

This is nice but this guy
is right. And that's not be hating myself. It's just true and it's not bad and if you knew me irl you would not think anything like that and that's how I want it desu.

I have a solution for you