Fistpill me on Human Growth Hormone

Fistpill me on Human Growth Hormone

It's a hormone which makes humans grow

I need some. Where can I find it?

In humans, I guess.

It causes all muscle/tissue to grow, including organs.

Suddenly you get the ridiculous stomach bulge because your intestines are larger then the space meant to fit them. Welcome to hernia-ville.

Abduct boys who're mid puberty and harvest their blood and pineal gland.

Have a condition which induces malnutrition and necessitates hgh to compensate (crohn's disease for example)

I'm 21. Can it make me taller? That's all i want

For the first month you will be drowsy/groggy so I highly recommend you to do it before bed. You'll be able to keep your gains so well, but it gets really pricy though.

When will they learn?

do the tablets work or do I need to inject it?

pituitary gland not pineal gland

pineal gland makes dmt and connects you to god.
And according to the usa gov your pineal gland doesn't exist so take that as you will.

Is it true that NFL players and John Cena use it to recover from injuries in half the time?

I inject it, I think which ever works.

It's basically like estrogen, but instead of making your tits grow, it makes your abdomen wierdly long and distended

there's a surgery where THEY BREAK YOUR FUCKING LEGS and they PULL THEM APART BEFORE STICKING MOTHERFUCKING METAL NEEDLES IN YOUR LEG which holds the bones in place and it heals longer than it was to start.

it can't make you grow taller once your growth plates have fused

should have taken hgh during puberty

I'm 21

>21
Exactly..
21 is way past puberty you fuck

yes, your growth plates are closed. again, should have taken hgh during puberty

you have hit your peak height. nothing will ever make you actually grow taller besides surgery.

you may be able to get an inch or two from fixing your posture if it's fucked. otherwise, it's time to get some lifts.

how'd you contest go?

Also, anyone have any ideas what the guys in the golden age were on? Like Frank Zane, what was he cycling?

>Can it make me taller?

sleep will make you taller
but you need to be hitting 10+ hrs per day, more if you can
the body grows under sleep, and the lack of gravity acting longitudinally makes you bones grow

got that top 5 out of 20. Qualified for provincials! I am excited