When did you realise you was short and average
Me 6ft
> go to cocktail party
> around 150 people
> like maybe 30guys around my height
> I can see 15 dudes who are clearly taller than everyone else
> one guy must be like 6'5 he's towering above everyone
> like 5 girls are taller than me but they were wearing heels
> realise I'm a Manlet and just drink all the free champagne
Tfw imagine being under 6ft
5 10 here
I hold power and respect over the manlets, and can easily blend in with the lanklets
It feels good being truly average
you got trolled
80% of those guys were 5'8-5'11 wearing 2-4 inch lifts
yeah no one is actually above 6ft
WTF are you saying its not a rare trait to be over 6ft
are you fucking retarded?
u srs
>5'7
>ask someone to video my diddledoo
>looks gud
>notice the camera is pointing at a fucking downward angle
>mfw he was filming from chest height
>mfw i have come to terms with my manletism
why would anyone ever go for me? is this what lankloos see?
>Be at uni ; about the same height as everyone else
>Go out with a bunch of people from uni ; everyone towers over me
>Realize it's because I am wearing flat shoes and everyone else is in heels and really fucking thick tall looking boots
>We all go back to campus and get into casual clothing again; everyone is suddenly my height again
lol @ how insecure everyone is, even the fucking guys wear specific shoes to make themselves taller when they go out
i refuse to play this game
>be 6'4
>best m8 is 5'5 tops
>see a pug wearing a superman outfit
>point it out to m8
>he can't see it because there's a wall next to us that he can't see over
I genuinely felt bad. I didn't mean to manlet shame. Not being able to see over obstructions just doesn't occur to me.
check your privelege shitlord
>5'7
>sandnigger
Why even life
Just wanna point out where I am there's these two manlets that are 5'3" and 5'5" that hang out with each other like all the time, and these two lanklets 6'3" and 6'6" that hang out all the time and every day when they pass each other at 8:25 a.m. it looks awkward as fuck lol.
Itt weak willed, dyel lankets that can't even comprehend the idea of people being attracted to something else than height. That's why we have >tfw no gf threads
When did 6' become manlet status? I swear it gets raised weekly. I'm 6', I don't even care but how long before 6'3" and is considered a manlet?
meanwhile all four of them pass you everyday wondering why you're all alone staring at them
5'10 too
>never tallest
>never shortest
imagine having a dick under 7 inches
that would be far worse imo
7x5.5 reporting
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kys
no allahusnackbar when you do it, plz
>be 4 years old
>always have to sit at the bottom corner of class photos
>be 27
>still always at the front row of any group photo
lol
> 6'5
> towering
which asian country?
>6'5"
kek just barely above the cutoff
Unnatural freak cut off?
Yeah niggers im pretty sure a significant portion of population in the US is 6 or over like 15-20%
5'11 here
AMA
I'm just under 5'9 so I just play the game. At my height if I choose not to I'm noticeably short, or I can play it and be average.
I'm 5'9
All my friends are 6'-6'3, so yeah I'm the manlet
Im 6'4.
Sometimes when Im with shorter guys I feel awkward because I feel like the odd one out.
Girls love it though.
Be 6ft, don't give a fuck about height and never think about it.
Mental manlets itt
the original is funnier
Reminder that if you're under 6'5" you should just kill yourselves you disgusting manlets
Okay lanklet
Thank you hungry skeleton
yeah, true men are over 6'5, i guess any adult male below that would be an unnatural freak
> Tfw 6'5", white, with FACE and FRAME
And I work with almost exclusively attractive chinese people.
This is fucking life on easy mode.
>6ft
pffff nigga please try being 5'10''. I don't know if the jews are putting something in the water but latley all women have been the same height if not taller than me like i don't fucking know what's going on.
More like this? I don't mind short guys, we all have a shit to deal with in our lives but when i see manles trying to escape the ground zone i laugh.
5' 11.5 checking in. Am i going to make it?
>be 5'8
>tell people I'm 5'2 when they ask
>tell them that's what my medical says if they press the matter
>that look of panic in the eyes of bros who suddenly think they're not 6'0
>that look of panic in the eyes of bros with similar height who suddenly think they're in turbomanlet territory
>dat feel when some stutter in denial
>that look of smugness in bros who know what I'm doing
>mfw
it's a whole cock of height
how do they not see
5 9 here. same. basically im never the shortest and never the tallest. feels good man.
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By the way everybody it's a meme.
Real statistics:
Average height male in usa: 5 10 for males. 5 6 for female.
Average height in canada: 5 9 for males. 5 5 for females.
again AVERAGE, as in the mean.
inorite
>be me
>6' tall
>literally the only person I know under 6'4"
at least women aren't people
5'7" here. 5'8" if I wear my Doc martens
>tell people im 6'1 cause it sounds better
>actually 6'2 when i stand up straight
>mfw i dont give a fuck
Damn Chinese and Indians bringing the average down
>When did you realise you was short
>5'6"
>Always knew I was shorter than most.
>Didn't bother me in the slightest.
>Try my hand at online dating.
>Find plenty of otherwise cool women that apparently aren't interested in anyone less than 6'2".
>Decide those women aren't terribly nice people after all.
>Still sucks though.
>Still don't care how short I am.
>tfw I am one of those indians bringing it down
Can I lift away my race?
5'8. I felt like the hobbit among my freshman uni friends who were 5'10, 6'1, 6'1, 6'0.
I'm not Veeky Forums at all yet, but I hope to get started on that. And I've accepted I will never be first pick. But hey I had a few women (real low, like 4/10s) actually crush on me when I was too oblivious to notice it so at least I have something going for me. I don't know what it is, maybe women with a fetish for dwarfs.
>I'm not Veeky Forums at all yet
then what the fuck are you doing here?
>be 6'2
>live in Netherlands
>manlet forever
Manlets thinking they're human nowadays..when will they learn
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I'm 5'6 and I have come to terms with it. I know I'll usually be shortest guy in my group, not like I'm the only manlet though some have it worse some have it better. But from what I've seen there's a 6:1 ratio of manlets so rejoice brothers our time is coming.
>Be 6'1
>Inches away from demigod status
>Contemplate reasons to live everyday
How do you hobbits even go on?
Where do I buy one of these? Asking for a friend. Thx
i feel you, im 5'6" too, real reason i began gym is because im like a 6/10 and short, so i needed to have a good body at least.
i try to escape it but it's hard mane
was always short, usually one of the shortest kids in all of my classes
didn't really think about it though until i started meeting people for the first time that i talked to online and their reaction was always "wow you're a lot shorter than i thought you'd be" or "you're so small" or "how tall are you like 5'5"?"
>i'm 5'7
sometimes i feel like a normal height when i'm a crowd mixed of all races, but usually around white people i pretty much always look short
>be 6'9"
>still get decent gains
feels alpha brah
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Note how much separation there is between the manlet and the girl, and how close TWO girls are hugging the manmore.
Did that kid cuck you on prom night or something?
>9gag
that kid is me, user
5"6
im 5'7
but it makes my 7x5.5 dick look huge so its ok
hehe 7.1x6 here eat shiiit
yeah but proportions
if you are tall 7 looks tiny or average at best
except it doesnt matter if it looks small or not, the only way it looks small is if you're dmitriy muserskiy. What matters is how it feels and any girl would love 7x6. its the perfect size
I'm 5'8 or close enough that it doesn't matter. Lots of people taller than me. Seems like more than I remember growing up but I do have awful posture
Yeah, I'm 6' and 27 and a surprising number of the next gen. and high schooler are 6'ish.
I'm happy for them, desu.
6' court jester of manlets reporting in
5/11 im cool with being average as long as i can still grab the pickle jar on the top shelf then im fine
wait...you dont keep your jar of pickles in the fridge..?
5'4 asian.
So, how do I kill myself?
jump off of a street curb
We're pretty much dick brothers. Seems to satisfy most women.
KEKd
Personally I like manlets.
Most of my friends are manlets and they make me feel better about myself. When we take photos I lean down a little bit so my manlet friends don't feel so bad.
6'4'' 205 lbs. Feels great walking in a room and feeling it change due to my physical presence. People just notice and I can tell.
you keep your pickles in the fridge?
yes i do actually
So do I
bunch of freaks around here
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6'3" but it doesn't mean shit as I'm from Australia
>tfw when average
>tfw can't wait to travel the Asian isles and be a behemoth
>> 5 10
that is manlet
you fucking mong
Its a manlet holding a regular sniggers
fgt
>be me
>5'11"
King of Manlets and Gatekeeper of Aesthetic Heights
Dawgs, I know that feel. But short girls are where it's at anyway. That's the key.
have a loosely related greentext tale
>be me selling bike through kijiji
>meet lil guy buying the bike
>him: "looks like it'll be a good fit, I'm 5'11"
>I'm actually 5'11, he's at least 4 inches shorter than me
>me holding back laughter: "yeah the seat is adjustable..."
How can someone be so deluded, it was just sad.
aloha snack bar
>I don't believe you, user. Can I see your driver's license?
>be 183cm/6'
>be born in tallest country in the world (Bosnia) where the average male is 6'1''.
Do math. Average height in US is 177cm/5'9''. If you're a manlet under 6' in the US that means manlet is anyone shorter than ~103% of the average. So anyone over here under 189cm/6'2'' is a manlet.
Fuck. Also:
>average dick here is largest in Europe: 6.6''.
>I'm 6.2''.
I swear I'm moving to the US just for your tiny dicks.
>no homo.
>there are people who give a shit about their height
Why? Can't you just be happy about what you were given? I'm 5ft 7, and I honestly have never given a shit about being shorter than most people I meet. Even if I am shorter, it's only by like 1 or 2 inches on average. I just don't see the point in losing sleep about it.
But short girls still go for taller guys...
You manlets just can't get a break.
5'5