average about 2-3 poos daily

> average about 2-3 poos daily

>average 50 pees a day

me too thanks

Fuck your life. One shit a week club. Always have a clean ass. Feels good.

> not literally feeling the weight drop from your body three times a day
> not enjoying multiple times a day that delightful sensation of doing a nice big poo that comes out cleanly in one piece

I fart so god damn much. And they smell.

Why.

> not using them to bask in your own scent

>eat so much fibre every day
>only poop once a day
>it's a fucking truck load of ass

my poor toilet

> the poo is so big it blocks the toilet

Me and my friend give ourselves "the respirators" when we fart in our palms and then cover each other's noses with the delightful handful of our gases. It's especially fun when one of us is driving. Makes travelling on highways less dull.

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>eat 4 servings of leafy, fibrous vegetables a day
>farts are gamma level radiation toxic
>no one bothers me during my workout

>driving with friend
>he lets out and enormous fart
>cups it in his hand and shoves it against my face
>I choke and lose sight of the road
>crash and die

That's just part of the fun.
The adventure.
The adrenaline.
Sometimes you lose your mind for a while when the fragrance hits your nostrils.
That's what life's about.

Thats a shitty life, friendo. Next time keep it to yourself

Inspirational. We should all strive for that kind of friendship.

Too much protein

Dude are you not eating? I used to be shitting once a week when I didn't eat shit as a kid. I poo like once every day or two.

Happens to me 80% of the time bro.

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Nah I eat heaps, I've just trained my body to hold the poo.

It's not normal to poo once a week

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> average about 12 loads of cum a day

Feels good

>cutting on 1K deficit
>poop like every 3 days
brehs...

Will try this during foreplay with my bf.

Thanks mang

this, i see a future containing bowel cancer and colostomy bags

be careful m8, i once held up for a week and got way too backed up. didnt dump for almost a month, terrible stomach pain and I didnt even realize until I thought “farrr i havent a poo in a while”. that drop after the enema was glorious tho

4/10 would not recommend

yeah but that must have been so fucking satisfying.. i am sorta enticed to try this now.

>Cutting and drinking shitloads between meals
>tfw piss bottle because I don't want my roommates to think I'm weird for going to the toilet so often

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one time when I was 11 my friends and I were playing with a few plastic syringes (not the needle ones) and we got the idea to suck up our farts and spray them in each other's faces

the smell is way stronger than a normal fart, because with a normal fart the smell has to travel from ass level to your nose level, so it dissipates somewhat, but with the syringe it's straight undiluted fart gas

> tfw eat like 8 snickers in 1 go
> weigh 2kg heavier because constipated
> finally cleared after 1 week
> feels good