New gymbrah

I dont get it, whats the problem with wanting a gymbro more or less the same strength as me?

How does him lifting as much as you going to help you in any way?

We can push eachother, no way a weaklet with sub 2pl8 for 5 reps can yell at me if i am about to give up, and we wont have to keep reloading the bar because he is such a weak fuck.

And jesus christ i dont even know what he benches yet, based on his weak squat though i can only assume he's a curlbro retard with a bench more or less the same as his bench.

More or less the same as his squat*

How did you even get a gymbro in the first place? You sound unbearable

Why? because i dislike undedicated people?

That's where I started too, fuck of homo.

It's called motivation whoever it's coming from. Sounds like you just want a bigger guy that can dominate in the gym and in the showers.

you just sound like a dick

Why?

>been working out solo for three years
>lots of people in the gym talk to me and I can always find a spot if I need one so I don't really care
>it's 'P' day on my PHUL routine
>dudebro asks to workout with me
>what's the worst that can happen?
>weaker than me on every lift
>doesn't listen to advice on form
>asks to be my workout partner
>sure, tomorrow is a leg day
>dudebro skips gym to play basketball instead
>shows up for 'U' day
>wants to modify the routine to basically just be a bunch of calisthenic shit
>add some calisthenic stuff to the end of the day so he'll shut up
>total waste of time, but it leaves him exhausted
>next week he brings in a friend
>friend thinks we're maxing out bench at lmao1plaet
>friend is actually pretty chill and receptive of advice
>never see friend again
>tfw I'd rather be working out alone but too nice to tell dudbro otherwise
>tfw both of them look better than I do but struggle to keep up with me

Sounds like your "friend" has chronic fuckarounditis

Summer fags out pls

Gymbros not necessary. Idk why you'd get one unless you were both on the same routine. Don't compromise your own goals cause they don't follow through. Draining them gains

Not a part of the greentext, but the part actually bothers me more is that he's always going on and on about how strong he used to be.

>user, let's do OHP
>claims he used to OHP 185 lbs
>tell him that's extremely strong and impressive
>add in after some pretty exhausting benching, so I don't expect to do too well
>time to do THE PRESS
>warmup with 45 lbs, 95 lbs, 115 lbs
>put on 135 lbs
>dudebro fails immediately
>press 135 for a set of 8
>dudebro thinks I'm trying to show off
>dudebro never wants to OHP again

Fortunately he's moving in a month and he only shows up for my upper body days (and leaves mid-routine). It's not as bad as I'm making it out to be.

>he isn't squatting add much as I am
>obviously it's because he isn't dedicated, no other possible factors here

Fucking lmao, id call him out on that

the thought of asking someone if he wants to start working out together regulary after one exercise blows my mind.

If I can have a girl for gym partner, who makes me focus and push myself to the limit then you can do the same with a guy you fucking idiot.

He said HOW you inbred fuck. Learn to read.

nice autism

Jesus christ... you learn to read first pal, he said i sound unbearable and i asked "Why?"

You fucking idiot

>workout partners

I really really really dislike working out with another person. To me, lifting is a solo experience where I get to listen to music, relieve some stress, and think about things

you're one insufferable cunt...

No need to be a bitchass nigga

Oh sorry. I just thought you already knew you were a cunt.

>Tfw fit girls doing squats in front of you.
>Instant motivation. Instant erection gains.

Can we turn this into a gym bro thread?

>just starting out
>SL in neighbors rack for a month watching their house
>join a gym an old college buddy goes to
>everyone is super nice
>college gym bro friend benches 2pl8 sets of 5
>I'm not even at 1pl8 on squat
>he motivates me
>shows me good form
>other friendly gym people help because I'm friendly and already in with a regular
>making constant progress
>gym is small enough to where we can shoot the shit between sets but still do different routines

Feels good man.

lmao @ all these weaklets fearing the same rejection that the faggot in OPs post had to face.

>Not getting satisfaction from guiding young grasshopper

Let's make this a high test thread

Of course he doesn't. Deep down he's an insecure piece of shit.

>I could help them, but what if they eventually start lifting more than me?!?!

I'll take two, please.

High t

Agreed

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This.
Plus kys.

Ffffffffffff.....

Ghetto ass bitches

This

Well wait, I do see where OP is coming from desu.

Then again, I am gay irl

I think the real autism would be asking a dude to train you after benching with him once, faggot