You're on a cut

You're on a cut

This woman appears in your bed:
>Eat these fries and I'm yours forever

What do you do?

Eat the fries, since getting a girl like that is really the only reason I'm cutting in the first place.

Call the police. some random stranger is in my house

>I already have a girlfriend

/thread

Refuse,as bitches love a man who sticks to his principles.
Then I eat the fries anyway

Eat the fries and sell her into slavery

Don't lie to us
Everyone is gay on this board
>N-No homi

No thanks, I prefer men.

eat fries, fuck off calories

Seems like a pretty good deal, fries are like $2 anyways so it's like a free $2 and money ain't cheap these days

Excuse me miss, but you better not get salt and grease on my bed

>Eat these fries and I'm yours forever

Yeah, but she's a woman so she's probably lying

She's 7/10 at best, and that's being generous. She doesn't work out and it shows. She's going to grow to be flabby. Her facial genetics aren't impressive with tired eyes and a weird nose. Her eyes are brown which is a step down from my blue ones, considering our future children that's a gamble I'm not willing to take. To top it all of she's trying to drag me down to her hedonistic ways, most likely to feel better about herself. She reeks of lack of self-control and -respect, both of which are the very corner stones of a functioning human being

I've got greatness to achieve and she's nothing but one of the many obstacles

...

I'm homo brah, but will eat them fries.

Eat the damn fries and then go full PSMF+IF+HIIT+LISS+ECA+DNP suicide cut for at least the next week

end the fries

and then her butt

eat fries
burn calories by sex


win win

sweet fucking autism

I'm Loving It

(You)
There you go.
Hope it made your day

I would use her as my healer in MMOs.

That's like, what, 150 kcals?
And get the fuck out of my house before I call the cops!

> Eeeh how about we just fuck and I'll eat the fries afterward.
>Fuck her into oblivion.
>"Yeah i'm not eating those fries."
>????
>Profit

Dietfags are the worst. Just eat the fries you pussies.

Goddammit, now you've made me actually believe that all I need to do to get a gf is eat French fries.

You I'll think I would ruin my Ramadan for some affection provided by a beautiful woman who's ready to be mine forever?

[spoiler]I'd do it.[/spoiler]

IIFYM

question her motives

>eat them off of her seductively
>throw them back up onto her
>tell her to get the fuck off of my bed and out of my house for trying to fuck up my cut

Hey that's the snapchat girl
Lvplastic or whatever her username is

YOu would blow yourself up for a bunch of imaginary virgins m8.

ofc you would

I don't want her forever, what if I hate her guts?
Can I just keep her around for a few bangs?

>image of a girl
>there's always something like someone's hand/dick in the way or fries in this case

It's not funny when people do this but sauce on her anyway?

Slap the fries off of her and make her homemade potato wedges.

Maybe if you just eat half the fries?

What the fuck

What size is that, a medium? I think I can do that, those fries are p good
McGangbang + fries = godly

Google it u spastic

Snap: lvplastic

>>>>>>>>>>>>

>stale fries
>pasty low test cumskin whore

360 degrees and walk away

The only real answer

eat the fries and do some cardio u lazy fuck face

you're actually gay and that makes me angry, just admit you like men fag boy

MY FUCKING DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK

Reminder that this is the kind of guy that girls like her date

Eat the fries, because fuck cutting.
I dunno what I'd do with her, though.

>all girls only like one type of guy

>ignoring the "girls like her" qualifier

Couldn't do it.

My Mother fed me nothing but McDonald's french fries as a toddler - which was the start of my dreamer bulk up to 325 pounds at age THIRTEEN.

The thought of McDonalds makes me sick.

TACO'D
A
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Stop being a fag and eat it

Wow, googled her

She looks weird as fuck, like some kind of ayylien.

Don't have a dick?
Then get out quick.
no homo

>tfw I get to eat french fries and obtain a 10/10 gf for life while user suffers the terrible irony of being a genetic dead end in search of his impossible standards
Loling at you user

This is real right?

You reek of underage, try to hide it better

I would give literally anything just to touch her cheek and tell her how beautiful she is

Is that OC that's hilarious.

"You Cringe You Lose" threads are that way

What are girls like her? Attractive?
OK how about
>all attractive girls like the same type if guy

Holy fuck that makes me mad
Shit like that should be qualified as child abuse

The only thing unique about that dude is he has a big dick

yeah she's lvplastic or cum-angel I think. Also, she batshit fucking insane and a vegan (which go hand in hand)

she looks trashy af

would bang but still

fit the fries into my macros you stupid faggot

>360 degrees and walk away

Youd literally still be facing her you dumbass

FAS
A
S

Eat the girl, fuck the fries

hello summerfriend

Go eat Chad's pizza and become Chad's forever

Eat the girl and keep the fries forever.

keep the fries bitch, I just need you for one night

As long as her penis is feminine

You lurk harda

Fucking this user gets it. Not even have to be about being white, but being particular with their genetic line.

This is a man of principles.

>pointy elbows 2/10 would not bang

Every
Time

Well, I'm still 300 calories under for today, so I guess I'm eatin' dem fries, senpai.

scort her out of my house

...

Eat the fries, fuck her silly, go back to cutting the next day, and continue fucking her silly.

Tell her to fuck off because I don't care about a dumb slut willing to fuck any guy who eats fries off her naked body while her genitals swell with SuperAIDS and the semen of the last fat cuck she nymphed out on.

>le summerman meme

I give her the McD

Eat the fries, then eat that pussy like a mad man to burn off those empty calories.

But then you can end with a salty cunt.

DONT GET MY FUCKING SHEETS GREASY!!!!
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE

True, very true.

BTW, don't go down on your girl after a plate of camperones a la diablas. She will not appreciate it.

Kill Ronald McDonald, powder his bone marrow and snort it like coke. Give the chick surprise anal and do chin ups with her still attached to my penises.

choke the bitch out in my transatlantic cable thighs

eat the fries

go find a high test black chick

>cumskin
I'd call you a nigger but if you stick to your own race your fine by me poop skin :^)

>eat fries
>have really good sex
>burn calories.

Win win

free fries and a cute girl to forever be mine. Is this a serious fucking question? Has the whole board gone gay in my absence?

Yes, I would eat the McDonald's french fries.

see, now this makes sense.

some Veeky Forumsizens have gone too far down the rabbit hole

>This is a man of principles.

this is a man who will die alone or kill himself first.

Eat the fries, then eat her ass.

...

You're trying too hard. Cease.

>have a ton of sex
>eat carb-laden fries to make up for deficit

wow this is the perfect woman