Starting Strength

>Starting Strength
>i'm actually pretty weak

>Strong Lifts
>Can barely diddly lmao2pl8

>PPL
>my peepee is more like a J

my sides

>isolation exercises
>can't even squat 150 kg to begin with

>overhead press
>i fully understand it

> isolation exercises
> gym is full of people

>Jefferson Deadlift

>bench press
>bench won't answer my questions

kek

>bar curls
>bartender is bald

>Isolation exercise
>the gym is crowded

>compound exercise
>I am getting better at them

>chest flies
>chest remains exactly where it is

>hip thrusts
>tfw no gf

>rows
>this is a gym not a math class

>feels
>i feel nothing inside

>Leg extensions
>I'm still a manlet

>stationery bike
>someone took all the pencils and erasers

>smith machine
>can't even do any forging

>deadlift
>still alive when I wake up the next morning

>good mornings
>it's never a good morning

>skullcrushers
>brain still in tact

>pull-ups
>can't pull myself out of this spiraling depression

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>Weighted Dips
>

oh wait

>chin ups
>shuffle from place to place with my hands in my pockets, staring at the ground so as to avoid making eye contact

Quality kek senpai

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>using Dumbbells
>they're actually smart

>someone recommends you sumo deadlifts
>no dead sumos to lift

>lifting
>still on the ground

>Military press
Not a single sandnigger is dead

>Shoot a red barrel
>it explores

>chin ups
>my chin looks exactly the same

>squatting
>but I have my own home

made my day

>microfibers
>not a manlet

>lunges
>no thanks I haven't had breakfast yet

>lunge
>bud habend had bekfasd

haha keked

You gave me 2 (you) for 1, that made my day user

KEK

this was good

>curls
>don't assume fetal position

Kek

kek, based

>suicide grip
>can't even kill self

>decline press
>do it anyways

>rows
>boat doesn't move

>wrist rolls
>wrist not actually rolling

>Deadlift
>Plates were never alive anyways

>Upright row
>Not how you row a boat

>Romanian deadlifts
>I'm Italian

>Spot for friend
>Don't see anything weird

>dirty bulk
>I'm actually clean

>Clean cut
>I have a beard

>Glute bridges
>fall into crack on the way over

HA

>deadlift
>don't work as a priest in europe around 1350

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