Fat people stories/Fat hate thread

The fat girls will openly admit that they want to fuck you and they have been taught through tumblr you want to fuck them.

The skinny chicks want to publicly date someone who supports all their bullshit and privately want to fuck you.

I have a story that just happened
>At the bus stop cause car told me a not so funny knock knock joke
>Currently about 95ish degrees out
>Suddenly, an endangered ambulocetus wearing clothing two times too small waddles up
>Has hip wings, but oddly small ass
>She must weigh about 350ish
>Now, because it's 95 out and I know better than to touch flaming hot metal, the benches are all empty
>Ambulocetus decides it deserves a well earned break, and manages to wedge her ass in between the bars of the bench (see pic related, looks exactly like it)
>After about five seconds or so, the woman starts screaming "hot! Hot! Hot!"
>She tries to stand up, but her hip wings spill over the bars so she can't get a grip on the bench, and is only pushing down on her fat harder, like she's trying to escape her lard
>She then realizes she can't get out without help, points at me and another bystander, and yells "help me! Help me! Help me!", kinda like Wheatley from portal when you're supposed to catch him but without the charming accent
>The other guy kinda looks at me and wanders off like he didn't hear her
>I hate seeing an animal in pain, so I help
>I go over and pull her arms as hard as I can until she pops off the bench, which made a soft gonging noise when it gave
>She starts waddling away while moaning/crying
>I caught a glimpse of one of her wings and saw a dark blood red mark where the bar was crammed against her
>Got on the bus and noped the fuck out before she could threaten to sue me for helping

At least she wasn't one of those hamplanets that demand all men to look like that.

In general, I could agree with that, but the fat girl who said what I put in green text was either a lesbian or bi with a strong preference for women. She was pretty chill in general, and over the course of the semester, told the class about learning about nutrition and how her fat parents had taught her all wrong. She dropped probably two sizes in the time I saw her on a near daily basis. I can't help but feel a little proud of her for realizing something was wrong and trying to do something about it.

The class sucked, though. Those tiny girls would tell her she was perfect how she was and the only encouragement she got to keep going was from me and this other guy who wanted her to join the club he was in.

The best thing that happened in that class was the way the professor's face just dropped and her shoulders sagged when half the class started snapping their fingers instead of clapping one day.

Man, fuck those people who snap. What kind of "meta" bullshit is this? They're not at some fucking slam poetry reading.

>>At the bus stop cause car told me a not so funny knock knock joke

Kek'd audibly.

then she managed to realize tumblr is a bunch of bullshit. fuck her marry her turn her into a fit republican and go buy a house, for America

I know. It's ridiculous. The teacher seemed pretty disappointed and just stood at the front of the class and said, "really?" a few times like she couldn't believe it. The people who were snapping were trying not to laugh, so I hope it was a joke.

I needed that chuckle. But she's the type of girl who only has a tumblr to show off her drawings and look at gay porn.

...

>this is like some shit out of a dystopian satirical comedy like Idiocracy
>except this is real life

What the fuck does this mean?

>everyone just secretly wants to fuck you
Lol what, no wonder you guys have issues, you're delusional af.

>half the class started snapping their fingers instead of clapping
How the fuck is this real life? Reality and satire has become a terrible The Fly-esque clusterfuck.

She lost a ton of weight in that article.

Why not just ride a bicycle I'd your car is broken? Are you going 50 miles or something ? When I broke my arm I bicycled to my own physical therapy in midday summer heat every few days and still beat the bus.

I FUCKING HATE PICTURES LIKE THIS, HOW IS DYING FOR YOUR FUCKING COUNTRY LESS BRAVE COMPARED TO BEING A FAT FUCKING PIECE OF HUMAN GARBAGE
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I hate pics like that because they're trying too hard to be sexist. Its not like female veterans don't exist. John Oliver's wide is actually an Afghanistan veteran who was a medic. You think a war medic don't see some.shit? And its also not as original whiny emo boys cutting themselves don't exist either. But these.pics always try to make it male v. Female which is a step in.the wrong direction

>everyone

I literally described the people in his class not everyone

reading comprehension is hard isn't user.

In all seriousness it really is. At any point I see someone who is attempting to agree with these irl I just say "You realized the people in these pictures watched their friends die so you could be safe right?" then they try to argue. I hate everyone.

>The other guy kinda looks at me and wanders off like he didn't hear her

Yes.

The vocal minority is always detrimental to whatever cause they've attached themselves to.

They're too extreme and it repels everyone who isn't extreme, to the point that people who might have been willing to listen now take the opposite stance out of sheer spite.

You can't ostracize the people you want to convert. Causing a divide is stupid and I hate it and I hate it that people don't fucking understand this. I hate vocal minorities and I hate that they smugly ruin everything.

>trying to heal broken arm
>doing an activity that risks re-breaking it

I remember being a part of this faggy meme group on Facebook (like ~5000 members) because my friend added me. It was definitely funny at first, and then the other users started exhibiting logic exactly like in pic related. This fat edgy guy kept saying shit like "fuck veterans, they steal the spotlight with PTSD and distract from other people suffering from it." He was referring to tumblr's PTSD diagnosis. Needless to say, I've never seen my power level increase so much in one day.

> Be me
> Chose the path of Veeky Forums ~1 year ago
> Lost a ton of weight and went from fat neckbeard to healthy BMI, slightly fit mode
> One of my crew got a new gf
> She's >200lb, all flabby, even a good deal bigger than I used to be
> Somehow another guy starts to comment my progress feelsgoodman.jpg
> She goes full fatsplain mode
> "No I would not want to become that skinny"
> "I bet you drink those unhealthy protein shakes as well, they will ruin your testosterone levels you know"
> "Lifting weights will mess up your joints"
> "I'm currently getting in shape myself, I don't eat carbs in the evening"

All those KC hats.. Man I love it here.

I'm not trying to start anything here, so be patient with me.

I deal with PTSD, but will always bow out to a veteran, especially one who has seen a buddy die or lost something in combat. I'm not going to rant about what I went through, but I will say that my adoptive mother liked to burn me when I was a child and on more than one occasion she broke and re-broke my left thumb for her amusement.

What keeps me calm in these scenarios is remembering that everyone has different tolerance levels, and a gentle suggestion goes a lot further than starting an argument. Maybe start with suggesting that the pictures should be flipped, explain how poor access for PTSD (or any medical) treatment is for vets when they come home, explain how things work and try not to get too mad. People who don't experience something often won't even try to understand it.

I actually had a woman in a BMW throw open her parked car door on me in an area that explicitly says no bikes on sidewalks. I called the cops when she asked how I was going to pay for the dent I left in her car door. My arm was 100% fine because it was in a giant cast. My back is what got injured because I landed right on it unable to use my hand to support myself. She was full cray cray but my lawyers handled it. But frankly I've been hit many times broken arm or not, hurts either way. Physical activity is actually recommended to help with recovery and my surgeon said it was fine. Despite having one of the worst breaks that surgeon had seen, my recovery was much higher than his original outlooks for the situation given the destruction. Too many people think injury is an excuse to be last- you should actually be moving as much as possible unless there's a good reason not to

Been going to fit 3 years or so
First six months only for memes
Next two years were start and fail yo-yo bullshit sprinkled with binge drinking
Doctor friend in town, is pretty fit, starts to tease me about my weight, really stands out to him since I was skelly in HS
I try to defend self with excuses and lies
Realize it sounds familiar, pull up fps thread and I sound just like one
This is unacceptable, I get a bike and bike everywhere except work in the burbs, skip breakfast, if I'm out I order the salad now instead of a burger and fries, down 15 lbs
Still struggle with the drinking esp when bored since playing vidya and drink after work is what I did and biking to festivals was my way of meeting people
God I hope I can make it one day

I should clarify that I myself acknowledge that there are plenty of non-veteran cases of PTSD. What really irked me was that he probably didn't give a shit about anyone with PTSD. Rather, he was trying to use it as an opportunity to bash the US military and blame everything that's wrong in the world on American soldiers (he had a history of making edgy comments that implied this view).

I never actually responded though... I just left the group because it clearly wasn't for me. Sorry to hear about your painful childhood though, user. Stay strong.

Keep it up dude. The only other advice id give is to not be afraid of cheat days, but dont actively seek them. So if one day you want to splurge, dont worry about it, do you, but maintain whatever schedule you have and eventually you'll make it, we all will.

>be me 19 year old cashier at Walmart, went from 225lbs to 170lbs since January 5'11
>female supervisor is hambeast a good 300+
>Had to walk around with it doing draws
>starts talking about dieting she said "I only eat 1000 calories a day, and never more than 20 carbs a meal"
> next day at break in break room she is eating popcorn and spraying more spray butter on it after every bite (Kek)
>think she has gotten bigger but keeps tightening stomach belt

I'm and I totally know that feel, I've been there, this is how I made it: I somehow read about that "warrior diet" thing, now of course most if it is...questionable. But one thing that really worked for me was the "Only eat your evening meal" part.
I tried it out and it made me far less "snack cravy" than eating several meals.
At first I got a big yo-yo as well after ~3 Weeks, then I started the same thing again but slowly added things like an Post-Workout shake with some oats or something similar on rest days, while sticking to the main idea of 1 meal a day.
From there somehow a meal became a more conscious decision for me.

While gaming I used tomatoes and apples to satisfy my boredom snacking.

Oh, I see. Those kind of people bother me, too. I may not always agree with military intervention, but one can't blame the men and women in uniform for the decision some suit made.

Good on you for not engaging, and thank you.

My big thing that helped was to never accept later. When I was failing I would say shit hole, I will eat what I want now and do better later, or go to the gym tomorrow. Now is the only time, and if I eat that salad now I find I don't even want the fatty alternative.
Problem for me still is booze.
I make that right decision to drive past the liquor store on the way home and lift, but then when I get home I get the impulse to drink, so I ignore it but that craving stays constant.
With food if I cram myself to the brim with spinach and water the hunger leaves.
I need a way to scratch that itch for booze without all the calories.
Maybe stay busy, but vidya reminds me too much.
What do normies do for fun besides gym and vidya?

>having to explain to fat patients that it's actually cheaper to eat healthy than to go out to mcdonalds and eat
>fatties never believe it and argue every single time that that's not true and it's impossible to eat healthy
I'm thinking about making fucking pamphlets comparing prices of healthier foods and mcdonalds just to shut down their fucking stupid arguments and excuses. My god, the excuses people come up with.

you should have looked in her direction and laughed audibly
not too loud or obnoxiously, more of a chuckle
and then shake your head

if she starts flipping out, mission accomplished, you now have an excuse to lay the smack into her
if not, she's now hanging her head in shame

Eh, that's not always true. Depending on location, the cheapest fresh food might be 3 times the price one would expect due to shipping costs, while processed foods remain cheap. But I doubt you live in a place like that, so point stands.

why the fuck are people applauding in class
americans i swear...

I've heard that Sprite helps get rid of alcohol cravings, so maybe see if you can find some Sprite zero and have a bottle of that when you get a craving? Be sure to drink the same amount of water afterward, though.

I read and draw for fun and, on a fairly regular basis, I have long debates with friends over the phone while pacing because I haven't been able to sit still while on the phone since we got cordless models when I was eight.

>that's not always true
There are very few exceptions. That said, it's almost always more likely that getting healthier foods is cheaper than getting shitty processed/mcdonalds foods.
I mean, I doubt there are many places where a 10lb bag of rice is actually more expensive than an equally nutritious processed food alternative.

He looks to be in physical pain

Rest assured user. She cries herself to sleep at night.

>I'm thinking about making fucking pamphlets comparing prices of healthier foods and mcdonalds just to shut down their fucking stupid arguments and excuses

if you're in the health industry that's actually a great idea and exactly the type of thing the government should be doing to combat obesity

>cheapest fresh food might be 3 times the price

so buy frozen veggies
"fresh" is pretty much a meme

he also looks like steve-o

The only thing stopping me is how fucking stubborn these people are. I'm a jaded man, user.

>"fresh" is pretty much a meme
dude no

properly prepared frozen veggies has a minimal difference with fresh veggies

in a way they are "fresher" than "fresh" veggies, since they are immediately frozen on harvest instead of sitting in transport and on display for a day or more

Well, we clap for guest speakers, at the end of movies and when we get let out early.

>8 years prior service
>REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWE

Also that one with the girl and the razor is straight attention whoring. Didn't know attention whoring was bravery.

I'll help I got hospital connections brah

It is a meme, unless you're discussing meats. Then there's some room to debate.

that is absolutely retarded.

>But no I said none of this
So this is a beta thread?

Or maybe bubbly mineral water since I'm not an aspartame fan?
The eating right same so easy and now all my pants are loose, I know I could really kick this shit into high gear if I could cut out that 1200 Cal worth of beer five days a week and add morning cardio since no hangover.
Everyone else on fit trying to leave humanity behind, and I struggle to regain mine

It was autism watching her talk to someone and getting upset about a picture on her phone. It would be full blown assburgers to actually say it out loud

dont knock it till you try it

You could try that. The firends I talked to about it said it had something about how it burned on the way down helping and something about it feeling the same way alcohol did, sitting in their stomach. Maybe try lemon juice in water?

Best of luck!

i never really understood the aspartame hate, purely from a molecular standpoint it shouldn't do anything bad for you, it divides in amino acids and a miniscule amount of methanol, way beyond the amount you'd get by natural sources, at least as far as i know

>Comes back from war
>Expects to see his beautiful wife again
>Becomes a fat fuck
What Am I fighting For!

Read up on its affects on gut micro biota. Linked to insulin resistance in very small study. Case study where fat woman who drank lits of it gave fecal transplant to thin woman who did not alter diet but gained weight.
Personal story (not worth shit) but it gives me diarrhea
Sorry no links on phone at work

>Sperging out in public

Fuck off autist

She turned her phone to the people around her. None of them we're even talking to her. The only person she was talking to was the female bartender

>Be obese woman (260lbs at 5'3)
>Decided to lose weight recently
>Brexit today
>Posted this on facebook as a joke
>138 fucking likes
>ony have 220 friends from the last 10 years
>most of them never spoken to me ever

What the fuck?
Why does the world let fatties do this?

>Lego is hard for fat children to play with
Kek
I don't understand how they didn't realise it was a ruse

you can try making your own kumis.
the people of Kazakhstan have a tradition of horse milk alcohol, one way they make it is by putting it in a thick leather bag hung by their door, every time someone passes it, they punch it to prevent it from curdling.

it may be a low alcohol content drink, but making it yourself one bag at a time you can use it as a reward system as long as that is all you drink, plus you get bag work. then use the low alcohol content as a way to wean yourself of alcohol

If you don't have access to horse milk you could put some sugar into cows milk.

Th-thanks

Spanx is not exclusively for fucking fatties, they're actually pretty small and tight.

Nah man, even in Canada buying healthy food is way cheaper than fast food, a meal at mcdonalds is like $10 and you get some nuggets and fries

>a fatty telling other people "I hope you all choke"

remember, horse milk is roughly 5% sugar content, make sure you sterilize everything you plan on using

This shit is my job, and he is basically correct. The nutrient diff. between fresh and frozen is miniscule. IQF vegetables are a great food.

>who all together don't weigh as much as I do?

>she is eating popcorn and spraying more spray butter on it after every bite

>Clapping for movies when none of the actors are present

Wow, degenerate

youtu.be/I4nXZZqjhBI
> zewo calowies

Why haven't you started drinking monster?

Not all of us do this just the mongs... we just have a 50% mong rate us all
At new xmen movie at mall of America
Redguard rolls in late with plastic bag of popcorn, loudly rustles it during quiet parts
When gene goes Phoenix mode he loudly whispered"das da Phoenix" no less than 3 times.
I'll never be able to see that movie without him saying that in my head

NO

YOU FUCKING CUNT

I HAVEN'T SEEN THE MOVIE YET

FUCK YOU

>t. I'm a huge fatty that's addicted to shitty food that I'm unable to coo with basic staples and make awesome, delicious meals.
Fuck off, fatty. Maybe you shoud stop buying exotic foods in your locale like limes.

>going to Cinemas
>complaining
I stopped doing going over 10 years ago. Fuck the inbred audience, fuck the disgusting chairs, fuck the overpriced food/drinks, fuck the redicilously high volume, fuck not being able to determine when it starts and not being able to pause, fuck the forced intermission, fuck the dirty toilets and fuck sitting at a different angle to the screen every time.

The series has been around since before you were alive and that's what she does, I didn't say anything specific, it's like saying Tony Stark uses a suit in a movie or that hulk will get mad in Thor 3

You mean like how the scarlet witch has reality warping powers?

Or how Hank McCoy is a young man who built Ultron by himself?

No wait this is an alternate retelling of the series and none of those things happen in the movies.

It's almost like they're going in a different direction than the comics.

Damn nigga. That shit's pretty legit. You want to meet up one day and crucify your adoptive mother?

>Forced intermission
I think we passed that being a thing a long time ago

>go to the movies to watch Zootopia
>kids are fucking everywhere
>OH SHIT I forgot Zootopia is a kids movie
>this is going to fucking suuuuuck
>go into the theater
>half empty
>exclusively 20somethings
>not one single child
>mfw

Except your examples are comic one offs that only happen there, while mine are character central points that happen in all the cartoons the 90s version that stupid newer one, every movie and the comics

The real article is about her loosing 100 pounds though

fox2now.com/2014/03/17/military-wife-drops-more-than-100-pounds-to-surprise-husband/

Very nice

>Thinking Italy isn't full of fat shaming shitlords

KCMO reporting. Lifts at RIver market gym at 4

>wolverine
>cyclops