Reminder to ALWAYS wear a condom/use birth control.
Ask if they are clean. Get tested. Ask them to get tested. Disclose the results.
Only after you have gotten the all clear and have entered monogamy should you consider disregarding a condom.
Don't be an idiot.
Seriously, know who you are dealing with. Get tested. Ask them to get tested or gtfo.
Reminder to ALWAYS wear your bike helmet to the gym unless you want to risk being a vegetable for the rest of your life
lol we're all virgins we don't need this advice
What inspired you to write this, OP?
Meet girl from tinder. 4'10" and incredibly built. Pornstar material. She immediately wants to meet up and fuck. I delay for a couple days. Don't think she is real. We finally meet up, and she is immediately trying to fuck me. I resist (though I play with her boobs). I just got weird vibes.
She was so hot, though...just really crazy. Something was off, but I was interested in seeing her again.
Ask her ~6 times if she is clean/if there is anything I should be concerned about. Ask her a couple times before we get physical, once after a blowjob, and twice after sex. She said I had nothing to worry about.
She is the crazy clingy emotional type. Scary.
I broke it off with her, a week later. She said I was an idiot for not wearing a condom and to enjoy the gift. She then blocked all contact
I've been extremely paranoid. Been tested twice in a 6 week period (starting 10 days after we had sex).
I'm still on edge.
Op here. Long story short, don't trust anyone and don't put yourself through the stress and worry and regret over short-term fun.
Always make sure you are protected and you and your partner get tested.
Probably the same way most people learned. Had a night of fun then it burned when he went to take a piss.
F
All kinds of aids gains bruh .... good luck man
The chance of contracting HIV from penis to vagina sex for the male is nearly nonexistent
RIP in peace bro. You learned the hard way not to stick your dick in crazy.
Many sleepless nights. So much stress and worry. Obsessively inspecting everything with a flashlight. It wasn't worth it at all. Now I'm just in a hermit mode.
RIP
We'll makes diamonds from your ashes
Hsv is my concern. Now I just keep wanting to get tested and keep inspecting myself. It's ridiculous.
Ok...what did you catch bro?
It's amazing how careless people can be. Moving quickly into sex, ignoring safety precautions, etc.
It's best to just go slow or just avoid it all together. Invest in meaningful friendships. Invest in hobbies.
>hsv
Do you mean hpv?
Or you could just not fornicate. That's always an option.
No. Hsv. Specifically type 2. Google
I mentioned that, too
>Chubby chaser
>300 lb black woman
>Tells she she's on BC, I nut in her
>Immediate regret
>Tell her to leave
>Sitting here worried she lied and I got a fat niggeress preggers
I've banged over 15 different girls from tinder, only 4 FORCED me to wear a condom (the others just needed a little convincing) and I've got nothing. worst I got was a scare that turned out to just be a fungal infection.
still gonna keep creampieing tinder sluts and there's nothing you can do to stop me.
Ah, Righto thought it was an autocorrect.
>my bad
Hey man. I've lost count of the partners I've had. I've creampied 90% of the girls I've been with. I can count the number of times I have used a condom on one hand.
It will catch up to us all. This scare has changed my view on things. No more meeting girls online. No more fast, easy sex. No more reckless behavior.
Not your fault. I'm just too paranoid to even say the word, right now
Tbh I'm considering getting a vasectomy. They're reversible, and I don't need to worry about getting trapped by a baby if I do it.
OP I had a herpes scare a few months ago. Not a unique story- took a girl home after a night out and banged her without a jimmy hat. Thought I had herpes when I spotted some red dots, but that was just a fungal infection because of the humidity. Still, it changes a man to see his own vulnerability in terms of health. It's like seeing a gray hair- it dawns on you that you aren't invincible. Still don't have herpes doe.
>making out with girl
>about to fuck
>she asks if I have a condom
>say no
>"you don't have aids, do you?"
>burst out laughing
I don't know why it was so funny to me
She obv said that because she was into you and you weren't into her.
>tl;dr
>don't be a fool, wrap your tool
I just hate condoms way too much for the fear to actually do anything to me
almost everything is treatable anyway
Aye man.
Not gonna lie, you probably got HPV & Herpes Type 2. Maybe oral herpes but everyone has that and there's a good chance you didn't catch it.
HPV either comes with zero symptoms and goes away following 6 months. If it has symptoms it's things you'll see when your older like prostate cancer.
Herpes Type 2 lies dormant especially if she didn't have any symptoms. You could have it and in two years you see bumps, you never know. I'm around 90% sure you got it. You could test for antibodies and even those could be wrong. It's a tricky thing but around 30% of people have it, I'd raise that number for Tinder sloots. It sheds even when there is no visible sores, a lot of girls get it inside the pussy.
You guys are fucking lucky. I longtermed it with a girl. We got tested, everything was great till I heard she kissed a dude at a party. Wrapped my shit up from there on out and been scared I got HSV 2, only signs are small bruise type rashes around my pubes.
I fucked a tinder sloot twice, amazing head, she asked for a condom. Those thegirls u wanna fuck.
>Fucking strangers without a condom
Are you fucking serious?
Op here. That's pretty much where I have been for the past 6 weeks. Every time I have an itch, every little twitch. It all makes me nervous. Like I said, I have been obsessively searching myself.
It really has changed me, like you said. The vulnerability and realization that I'm not invincible and life isn't a game that plays out in my favor.
Did you ever get tested?
>Regular user: Fucking bitches man manipulative whores they got no honor and cheat on everyone
>Sloot: You can fuck me without a condom, I'm clean and on birth control
>user: I BELIEVE YOU
I mean fucking seriously?
I've done the full work up and blood test for antibodies.
The bruise type discoloration could just be from hot/humid conditions/chaffing
It still scares me for the sake of my future
When the alternative is fucking through a condom that makes me feel literally nothing and makes me unable to cum in under an hour then yeah, I'm gonna say fuck it and fuck them bitches raw.
My only actual fear is pregnancy, but I don't give tinder sluts my full name anyway... and if they do find me, I'm sure I could just flee the country
You think Darwin was just joking around? Robots are not fit to survive.
I feel it bro. When I started seeing shit I at first thought I had HIV because of WHO she kissed, plus more shit happened. It took me months of trying to get over the fear of living with that shit, turned out to be fun and I was fucking glad i didn't have it.
Herpes got me because my fucking kids would have to suffer . After all the search though, it's not the end of the world. You could take olive leaf extract w good diet and it won't even be present in your blood.
>Gotta choose between potentially ruining my life or have some not optimal sex for momentary pleasure
>Hmmm
>CMON GO RAW
>CMOOOON
Yeah and dont drink/smoke either, niqqa people are gonna spend their time how they want. Some people are fully aware amd dont want to invest time in their future
Who needs to think about the future man? Future me can deal with my shitty decisions. Man I can't wait to see his face when he sees how badly I fucked his life up.
>Tfw I constantly prank my future self by leaving cryptic notes with oddly meaningful messages in hidden places to find them years later and start wondering what my past self knew
>tfw condom slipped off after I busted and pulled out of gf
She got plan b this morning but still nervous brehs, she should be getting her period in 4 days, hope she isn't preggers because I dont want another little elliot rodgers running around
If you actually had your penis inside of a woman you're just a elliot poseur
>She got plan b this morning but still nervous brehs,
If you don't call them the day after when they are all puking and pissed they won't ever call you again.
instead of STD phobia, pregnancy phobia story
>be me, 17 y.o strongfat kid a decade ago
>go to the Dominican Republic with family
>they have hot black MILFy maids who clean my bungalow
>one of their friends gives me a note written in bad english saying they love me and want to kiss my beautiful fat face
>beautiful fat face
>sex no condom, cum inside
>the others must have heard of this
>by the end of the 10 days I've had sex with about a half dozen of them of them all bareback when my parents are out at the beach
>There is probably a basketball team of mulattoes right now that I caused.
>with last ex girlfriend
>pillow talk turns to early sexual experiences
>I tell this story
>she breaks up with me the next day by text
never got any diseases though!
I probably have like a half dozen
I do this
Have lost pussy over it and will probably continue to but I just figure those were all the ones with aids
No I msant I dknt want a kid, im white and she is a high test qt3.14 asian
Lol @ immoral animals too beta to control their urges until they're ready to have children.
too bad natural selection favors that because they have tons of kids.
Oh, you are so fucked dude. Don't ever do that again.
>not getting married young to a fit, nationalist qt
Natural selection favours us greatly.
>fucking through a condom that makes me feel literally nothing and makes me unable to cum in under an hour then yeah
Sounds like you're the problem, not the condom.
>>I tell this story
>>she breaks up with me the next day by text
kek, clever girl
Yolo das it mang
now pay extra to go bareback and give the world the gift
ehh, I never wear a condom, sometimes pull out. Life is for living OP.
Ehhh, maybe too fat to get pregnant.
Wait you guys actually use condoms?
Wait, normal people has sex so easily and are that stupid?
>the current year
>trusting vagina owners to be on birth control at any point in a relationship
>not getting a vasectomy and never having to worry about the boat anchor that is child support...
>fuck random grill without condom and nut in her
>insist on making her breakfast the next morning
>make extra sure she loves it
>stray two morning after pills in the breakfast that i bought on the darknet
Done this for 2 years now, works breddy gud
?? not even this user but i thought that was normal
it is for me
good goy throw the white genes OUT
also, spend your 40's and 50's caring for retarded adoptive children and blame your shit life on white men loudly because you'll have some free time and left over frustration for that
This. I hated condoms until i found out i needed magnums.
everyone that I know that uses no condom has a fucking kid, I always use a condom. I was talking to my friend and his wife she was like he said he likes no comdom so he can nut hard. I was like you retards are gonna get pregnant. 6 months later... miscarriage, good now your life is easy again.
They sell morning after over the counter at CVS and I'm in Georgia, USA.
I fucked a girl for about 5 months who had genital herpes. She eventually told me. I'm clean so I got lucky but I was amazed by it. She never showed signs. Anyways that was a wake up call. Stay safe bros.
40s and 50s
>2030 and 2040
Pretty sure user could get it easily reversed by then
Enjoy paying for child support my nigga. But you got dubs going for you, which is nice.
says the guy who is PLANNING on doing this. Everything is great when you are young and can talk about how great your future is going to be.
Life will get you too guy
she's fucking with you idiot.
you showed your insecurity by asking if she was clean 10 fucking times then dumped her. so she said "fuck you i gave you an STD" to freak you out cause she's pissed
Im gonna get a vasectomy desu
>he doesn't know about Africa
you might want to sit down for this...
>herpes
not even that bad, Ive had that shit since I was 5 or 6 and I get like 1 coldsore every year
i knocked up a milf 10 years older than me and she flat out refused to have an abortion for almost a month. worst month of my life. i was so fucking depressed, thought my life was over. she ended up aborting. wear a rubber, lads.
This is why I will probably die as virgin.
I mean, 20% of gay men who are fucking around got HIV!
Zyzz cant help you now
>girl in class wanted the D
>over the course of a few weeks she shows up with those mouth pimples/sores
>happened like 3 times already
That's herpes right?
good double, buddy
you can have meaningful friendships and hobbies and also enjoy casual sex.
That's impossibly lucky. My friend had a similar situation. How he walked away clean is beyond me.
That's what everyone has said, but she did seem slutty, and I'm a pessimist and don't believe in luck.
Knocked up 2 girls at the same time. The stubborn one miscarried. Forced the other to abort.
I'm just done with these games. Done with random hookups and meaningless sex with strangers. Done with not being safe
i've had chlamydia for months, i just keep fucking sluts raw so don't see the point of getting rid of it yet
It's few percent. I wouldn't disregard few percent of certain death just to make my peepee wet.
No worries, you're probably already sterile from not getting it treated.
I'm afraid you're gonna burn in hell.
which is fine with me, too many people in this world, don't need anymore
>tfw I got my girlfriend pregnant because it felt too good
>tfw she kinda wants to have the baby
...
>Chad friend bin fukkin without a condom for years
>clean
>I had sex for a total of 3 times in my life and used a condom every time
>genital warts
>Ask if they are clean.
Waste of time 2bh. If they aren't, they aren't going to tell you, and if they are, they're going to think that's a weird creepo question.
Run
Yeah. It's bullshit. I know guys that have fucked hundreds of ratchet sluts without protection in drunken states .
I know guys that just picked the wrong girl to lose their virginity to, after taking it slow.
how did you force her to have an abortion?
you're very lucky with the miscarriage.
Apparently 1 out of 3 people have some form of herpes and even HIV patients live to 80yo nowadays so it's only really the social stigma that sucks about getting an STD.
Those are certainly not the only important STD. The 1 in 3 herpes number is also misleading. There are many different forms of herpes (as you somewhat alluded to), but the bulk of them are of no significance.
The US is seeing a very upsetting spike in syphilis cases, which can be very serious if it goes untreated for too long. And other 'less concerning' STD can still have serious health affects, especially for women.
Even things that aren't normally thought of as STD can be prevented by condom use. Recurring yeast infections have been strongly linked to unprotected sex. Men can carry many forms of UTI without symptoms because of their longer urethra, which they can then pass to their partners.
>Those are certainly not the only important STD
Didn't say they were
>many different forms of herpes
>some form of herpes
lrn2read
Everyone knows there are health risks and yes you should always have safe sex when you don't really know the other person but scaring people from sex with risks and diseases is just a douche thing to do.
>lrn2read
If you'd read beyond that text you chose to copy, I did acknowledge your statement. But given that most people are probably not aware of diverse nature of herpes simplex infections, I feel that just stating '1 in 3 have some form of herpes' misleads many readers into believing that the genital forms are far more prevalent, and less concerning than they actually are.