Mirin' Thread, Making It Edition

Alright boys, share your mires
>be me just finished high school
>arrange a class picnic
>was a hot as shit day so was shirtless most of the time, even took a dive in the nearby freezing cold lake with some bros
>there are only a few qts in my class but I caught them mirin’ several times
>one qt, let’s call her Stacy, was commenting on my physique the whole time
>”OMG user, your chest is so big! When did you get so buff?”
>”yea, try not to be jealous that mine are bigger than yours haha”
>it was quite strange coming from her, in the 4 years that we were class mates, I don’t think we’ve ever had a conversation longer than a minute
>later that night we were all getting a bit tipsy, not too drunk since we only had beer
>Stacy was getting incredibly touchy feely with me
>she was groping my chest for a solid 30 seconds and commented on my arms
>trying not to sperg out at this moment
>since I was a bit drunk, I decided to do some pullups on a nearby beam (I always do pushups or something when I drink for some reason)
>started busting them out like nothing, near comes Stacy and puts her hand on my abs while I go up and down, basically stroking my entire torso
>feelsgoodmang.jpg
>after that, we sat down and were touching one another under the table
>couple of drinks later, we made out, but it was late so we all started to head home
Shame we had to go, she’s a huge slut, another hour and I would’ve probably ended up fucking her in the bushes
We're all gonna make it brahs

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Quite proud of this.

>be 6'4 near on bear mode
>strong silent type
>(read great big shy teddy bear)
>go to bar with workmate after work we both wearing all our gear still and covered in mud and sweaty and minging
>start playing pool
>opposite is an absolutely gorgeous 19 year old qt with big green eyes and a lovely smile
>shes with her boyfriend, hes a proper emo, who even knew they existed
>friend nudges me amd says "mate she will not stop eyefucking you"
>Go even more shy
>boyfriend has cottoned on to me glancing at her, stands up and comes over, he comes up to my chest trying to be cool
>"hey bud we got next game yeah?"
>just smile and nod because autistic
>catch qt giggling to herself
>lean over to take shot, looking right down the cue
>glance up at her
>wink
>she breaks into biggest smile ever
>boyf looks like he wants to rape my skull

Later she came up and asked if id be in the next day and squeezed my shoulders

Not even that cool but I felt like a proper stud

>Be me
>Got laid
>Feels good brah

What are you, like 7? I probably totally coulda completely nailed this chick! You know who does situps and pushups in front of people when they get drunk? Try hard insecure fagguettes. 4/10

>another hour and I would’ve probably ended up fucking her in the bushes
>another hour ... probably ended up fucking
>huge slut

Come on dude, leave the guy alone, why are you so pissy anyway?
Who hurt you user?

How yall met?
Did you bust inside?

I feel great. Knowing people like this are walking around puts me on cloud 9 negro. But lucky for me I was never autistic before I decided to get fit. Don't forget, all the muscled in the world don't fix a broken inside.

>me meeting friends after 1 year of getting Veeky Forums
>some of them I haven't seen for a long time
>walk in, say hello
>girl looks at me with large shocked eyes and goes "Fuck user, you look awesome!"

The complete unadulterated shock and surprise in her voice just made my day

>pop cherry of socially awkward asian GRAD student
>go to sleep
>pillow talk in the morning
>last night afterwards when you got up I thought you look like an ani-mul
>flex arms and do penis helicopter
>cute giggles

life is alright sometimes

wat

you've never done the penis helicopter? It's like the second funniest thing to do with your dick and balls outside of the "cats brain"

No matter what the bf looks like, don't try to steal his girl. Be better than that.

Wat

Low test faggot detected. He can fuck whoever he wants.

>this is how you get stabbed/shot one day by a fucking psychotic

Careful user, plenty of crazies and you have no guarantee who her bf is.

Seriously, picking up a random guys girl friend at a bar or party is rolling the dice for "am I gonna get my ass beat".

It doesn't matter if he's dyel if he's got 6 friends with him.

It's pretty pathetic huh. His trust is betrayed, yet it's the one who she betrayed his trust for is the villain. It's incredibly misogynist to treat women like they have no control over themselves.

A self respecting man would thank him for outing her as a slut and move onto greener pastures.

>meet a girl in a bar I frequent who's on a first date with some russian dude
>girl is super into me, the russian is talking to some other people
>leave with her and fugg
>56 missed calls in the morning
>be afraid to go to my home bar for the next few weeks because I was told that the guy was looking for me

Wasn't even fit back then

This /euphoric/ idea is not how real life works at all nigger.

A self respecting man is going to see you as challenging him because inside his brain he owns that woman and you're taking his shit so he wants to fuck you up.

Imagine being that guy. God knows how he managed to get her if she's as pretty as the guy described but I imagine he's on cloud 9 because of it.

user can fuck another girl and get the same joy, or he can fuck that girl and permanently damage that other dude's self-esteem.

Bros before hoes, even if he's not your bro.

Post pic of yourself.

short dick dude detected

Fighting other guys because your girl is a disloyal slut and you're not attractive enough to maintain her loyalty is nigger tier.
If she's as pretty as her description, that would be a feather in his cap to fuck her. You only owe your loyalty to your family and inner circle.

>You only owe your loyalty to your family and inner circle

But you don't have to go out of your way to ruin other people's lives. That's just being an asshole.

You guys either never get laid or are just total shitbags.

>be me
>wake at 7 a.m and go down to eat my full breakfast
>as I'm eating see mum and dad struggling to open a pickle jar
>literally 20 minutes after they're still trying
>get up, wash my plate
>take the jar from my father's hands
>open it up with ease
>silently and confidently say "squats and oats"
>they're both flabbergasted as I leave the kitchen

Feels good makin' it

But it's not going out of your way. The opportunity presented itself with minimal effort.

You're not far off. Most mirin stories are made-up anyway.

>total shitbags
Explain

If you are party to cheating and you know it, you are probably a shit bag. If you post on Veeky Forums, YOU ARE A SHIT BAG.

It's not cheating if she pursues you. The guy should thank you for outing her; e.g.

youtube.com/watch?v=tsnGLpR8hPg

This is the TRUE definition of "bros before hoes". They probably had a drink and became mates that night.

You're either trolling or retarded.

Why would you fight a guy after it was your gf that chose to ride his dick?

>arrange a class picnic
That's the key moment, nothing else mattered.
You status was high in that context, that's all.

Meowsers to you too mane

>deadlift 380x5 and feeling pretty good about my PR (previous 5RM 350 lbs)
>go out to dinner with asian qt (first date)
>after we're walking around downtown and there's live music
>after an hour or so of talking we walk by a gay bar that has $3 draft beers on friday nights until 11 pm
>we go in and order drinks
>after finishing them I go up to get another drink
>bartender says if I take off my shirt he'll give me a free shot too
>do it cuz why not
>gay guy comes up to us 10 minutes later to ask if I'm gay or straight because a bunch of his friends are interested
>tell him sorry, but I'm straight
>asian qt I'm with goes to the bathroom
>old gay dude comes up to me and tells me I have a sexy body and asks if that is my girlfriend or wife
>tell him no and he says "good keep it that way"
>soon after we leave and go out on the lake
>sitting on the dock secluded from everyone making out
>hang out with her for another hour or two before heading home

Mires still count if they're mostly from gay guys.. right?

No. Gays are promiscuous animals who lack self control. It's common for them to have over 100 different cocks per annum.

i found the emo you guys

It counts a little brah

Gay mires are the best mires

>work with 8 women
>all 6/10 +/- 1
>wear layers in the winter, sweaters with dress clothes, jacket, under shirts ect. Hides gains for the most part
>Weather warms up, heading into work on an off day just to do some paperwork
>Not in dress clothes, just in jeans a a tighter v-neck
>7/10 is the only one in the office
>she sees me and starts getting a little flustered
>"h-hey user didn't recognize you without your clothes- er I mean work clothes!”
>laugh it off, making small talk, she's still flustered
>go to leave, "see ya anonette!"
>"have a nice later user! Er I mean have a good day!"
>close door and take a step away before realizing I left my phone on my desk, head back in
>hear anonette say: "Jesus anonette what are you doing"
>grab phone, tell her to not to work too long and have some fun today and head out

I like it when the girl is the one spilling her spaghetti for once

Fuck "being alpha". Pulling that shit will get your ass beat by the wrong one.

This is too cliche to be real.. sorry

Anyone else purposely hide their power level?

Fuck man I miss high school

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comfiest post I've read in a while bro

>opening pickle jar at 7AM

what for? Nobody eats pickles at 7am

I do
People don't seem to expect that much from you then, and they tend to act more casual I find

>shy qt3.14 in school i had an autistic crush on
>see her walking one day down the campus
>on my phone acting autistic, see her staring at my chest as i walk down
> "hi Isabella"
>her eyes literally widen, she stutters hello, stops in her tracks and smiles completely unaware of what to do, as if waiting for me to say something

>keep walking because i am retarded and didnt realise this until a year later

Not on purpose, but I live in northern europe so everyone's gains are hidden during most of the year.

>cousin
>(13)
>pecs
>solid

Ah perfect thread

I dont want any replies, I just want to type out my good feelings on making it.

>after a long time of fad diets and sports, finally find something reasonable
>trial and error after 2 years worked so well that each day I am just making more gainz and losing fat
>discover examine.com
>lose all the useless supplements
>start eating garlic, dark chocolate
>start intermittent fasting
>start a new routine (new muscle groups that I managed to reach)
>chest starts becoming bigger and more manly
>after 10% of BF, start losing more because of intermittent fasting even though I was scared shitless of gaining more because of old diets
>chest hair starts to increase
>hair on arms starts to move up
>less leaky piss
>Go so fast through my weights that I cant load up more on my dumbbells without needing to buy more
>finally getting near a "normal" level of deadlift weights

Right now, one of my most fun time activities is going up the sporting hill, and looking at all the plebs. But shit, it feels good being better than them. Eventually the novelty of being good looking, and well performing wears off...right?

Seriously, it feels good reaching the old normal, and then surpassing that. I made it, and will make it to higher levels still.

>At gay sauna club
>Small towel day so have to walk naked
>guy comments my ass is perfect
>Pinches it
>Another dude says im the sexiest looking one there

Being Bi is the best

>be with my friend (lets call him K)
>K is fat, but not too terribly.
>has tried to diet/excerise most of his life
>has a LOT of confidence and social skills from being a server
>thinks every girl is after him (jokingly or not, I cannot care to figure anymore)
>talks about the mires he gets at work or at some social function
>tells me a story that is 80% the same as
>sounds like all his other stories
>one night, were somewhere with some pretty girls
>pull 2 aside and ask them if they're attracted to K
>both say no
>the next morning
>tells me a mire story about one of the girls

Stop deluding yourselves. Stop lifting for girls. Stop trying to fill a void.

These stories are fake and the ones that are real are exaggerated. Anons who get mad at this post are virgins, anons who agree have gotten rejected enough to realize girls can fake attraction quite well and/or they themselves are bad at detecting it.

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>be at rave solo, e'd out of my mind
>standing in the front cuz why not
>having a good time
>dancing like there's no tommorow
>people seem to like my dancing, start dancing with me
>girls start grinding at me, feeling up my arms and shit
>no sex drive cuz MDMA
>try to ignore them in hope that they'll just let me be
>doesn't work
>their ass bumps keep pushing me into the fence or whatever, super annoying
>try to move
>they follow
>eventually just give up and let them keep grinding even though it's unconfortable
>I just wanted to dance

>15

Share some info on your routine bro

I'll take "things that never happened" for 500 points please bob

>rt a new routine (new muscle groups that I managed to reach)
>>chest starts becoming bigger and more manly
>>after 10% of BF, start losing

Congrats, senpai. We're all gonna make it.
So what diet actually worked for you on IF? I'm at ~15% and I've stalled. Eating at 40/30/30 P/C/F

This is actually fucking annoying at events/festivals. There is no way I want to do anything BUT rage when a banger drops (read: W&W - Rocket) drops.

This might sound homo af but House music, particularly big room house/trap, just makes me wanna go HAM and jump around like a fuck wit or start headbanging (read: GTA - Sarias Turnup).

Grinding is lame because what, you're gonna give me a fucking hardon; for what? I have yet to unlock the ninja skills it takes to fuck in a crowd.

The diet that removed most of my fat for me was a heavy caloric deficit keto at nearly 50% of my tdee. That got me through overweightness. To 10%. At which I mostly stabilized. I also used green tea extract.

But I wouldnt recommend this if you are working or if you are looking to make good gainz for your muscles. The green tea will kill your test, alongside the caloric deficit which increases your cortisol.

I did this for 3 weeks, with one week to build it all up, and then 2 weeks of pure suffering, what felt like I was dying. Its EXTREMELY hard. Your willpower needs to be godlike. If you are a smoker, or a past smoker that relapses from time to time for example, it will be impossible to keep up. Because the food cravings are fairly huge.

Additionally, I also run 2 times a week in a club. So thats another form of sport besides weight lifting that burns through my calories. Running especially is good for this since you are going to be literally consuming your fat to keep on running (its a good motivator to increase your performance when you feel like utter shit, knowing that you are losing fat fast)

After this, I nearly relapsed. Almost went on keto again, but instead found the intermittent fasting thing. Which seems to work even better. And now I am stable and perhaps even losing BF again. Carbs on training days, fats and proteins on rest days. No eating for 6 hours after I wake up. Seems to work to at least keep me stable, which is the hardest part of weight loss. But since I have some loose skin its hard to tell if I am losing weight or not, it seems like it though.

>go on camping trip two weeks ago with ~12 people
>I only know one guy well, "Brad"
>before Veeky Forums I probably wouldn't go just knowing 1 guy
>last night we're there two girls decide to come
>we're camping out in the woods
>they show up wearing dresses (lol)
>I'm sitting next to the fire shirtless
>immediately one of them, "Christina" is eye-fucking me
>solid 8-9/10, quoting Game of Thrones, very chill girl
>one of Brad's friends is super pressed on her
>I'm not trying to cause any drama or conflict
>I move across the fire, she makes an excuse to move next to me
>I move again, same thing
>I tend to the fire, and move again, she moves again
>now she's sitting on a cooler which is touching my chair
>she keeps bumping her arm into mine
>I move my chair away from the cooler
>she moves closer to me
>I get up to go search for firewood, she follows me
>two more times she follows me to get firewood when I go
>Brad's brother comes up to me and says
>"Dude she's eyefucking the shit out of you"
>"She's following you around everywhere"
>he's drunk af so he's basically yelling this
>try to get him to chill out
>we all move out into a field to look at the stars
>I lie down next to Brad's brother
>Christina comes over last
>she tries to lie down next to me, but there isn't room
>hard to explain with words:
>it's like she would put her hand down
>and start to sit down
>but there wasn't any room
>so she kept getting back up
>does this like 4 times, finally gives up
>she goes and lies down on the other side of us
>Brad's brother and I are cracking up
>meanwhile Brad's friend is oblivious to all of this
>he's still hitting on her
>"So where are you sleeping tonight?? We have room in our tent.."
>We're sleeping in a tent with 5 guys..
>It's 4 AM now everyone starts going to bed
>she tells only me good night

>old pasta

>getting mired by guys
You go girl

that's cool but what kind of shitty bar lets you in with workout gear all sweaty and shit? Jesus I would have hated sitting near you.

Are you from Kansas?

Literally top alpha

Cuck your dad

I almost miss these

Yeah, it's totally not like movement attracts attention

>forever alone nerdy virgin two years ago
>decide to get Veeky Forums and get some confidence
>turns out I'm not bad looking
>made a Tinder account last week
>holy shit so many options
>been talking to this sorority girl with a killer body for a few days
>she wants me to bring wine over to her place tonight

pic related

>What is making lunch for the day

What the fuck is with Veeky Forums and their nothing happening stories? If a girl is fondling, making out, we are going to fuck

How autistic are you smeez's

Way to go, nothing better than sharing a bottle of wine.

A sorority girl without an iPhone? Be careful, she might be in a bottom tier sorority.

I can't tell if this is sarcasm. Asking someone you've never met before to come to your place and drink with you implies you wanna fug, right? I'm kinda autistic

Who cares if she's in a shit sorority? Pic related, she's on the right.

>I can't tell if this is sarcasm. Asking someone you've never met before to come to your place and drink with you implies you wanna fug, right? I'm kinda autistic
What else would it mean?

I'm not sarcastic, it's really great. Even if you don't end up fugging you're in for a good evening if she is good company.

But it's not wrong of you to assume she's at least up for it. But don't go all autistic about it and expect it. Just see what happens.

Yeah realistically I'm not expecting to fug tonight, she seems like the kinda girl who wouldn't do that even if we really hit it off. I'm just worried about the possibility, and also about sperging out

Yeah I get it. But just go with the flow and enjoy it, try not to focus on what can/will happen and stay in the moment. I find myself getting nervous and autistic if I try to work against something and not just be there in the conversation.

That sounds like good advice. One thing I still have no clue on is how to go for the first kiss, unless we're sitting together and watching something. Is there a good way to initiate other than suggesting we watch something?

>be me
>low confidence stemmed from being sent to a highschool where I knew no one
>graduate highschool
>go to uni, new chance, make gains, feels good
>almost get laid first year, gril was mirin invited me to her room but too drunk to comply
>2nd year, tear bicep
>confidence ruined, felt weird ever since
>3-4 years later, still torn bicep, now unemployed feeling even worse

I will never get any more mires the rest of my life. Fuck all you normal fags REE.

user, we're all gonna make it.

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After dinner you can suggest moving to the couch or something and start getting closer. Because I'm assuming you'll sit, drink, and talk some way or another. If she's interested she will also try and make it happen so you won't have to do "all the work".

Honestly anything probably works, you'll be fine user.

Forgot to >>. Sorority guy, it's 4U

That helps take the pressure off I guess. If I don't feel like she's facilitating I just won't go for it

They count user

Most of my mires come from younger relatives.

They ask me to flex and feel up my muscles, and tell me I look like those ripped guys in the movies even if im still DYEL.

I hope they will be motivated by my progress and not let themselves give in to the fatty inside.

I'll be happy with my life if my little guys and girls learn healthy habits because of me.

>Inspire and Motivate others
This chap gets it, we're all going to make it lad.

I get hit on by like every gay guy at every party i ever go to. Gay mires count, little wierd but they count.

>Be me
>Go into massage place
>Attractive masseuse seems super into it
>Loweres towel to reveal my glutes
>Spends extra time on legs
>"You so skinny, but have big muscle. So good."
>Rippletoes was right all along

Feels good man.

>Be me
>Go into massage place
>Attractive masseuse seems super into it
>Loweres towel to reveal my glutes
>Spends extra time on legs
>"You so skinny, but have big muscle. So good."
>Rippletoes was right all along

Feels good man.

>At party
>See ex for first time in 8 months, we ended on bad terms
>I've been lifting for a year and I'm a manlet, so I've gained heaps
>I'm sitting outside by myself having a low carb beer (trying to cut, not working too well)
>She comes out and sits next to me, asking for a hug
>I don't give her one, but she latches onto me
>She starts feeling up my arms, then she lifted up my shirt and was feeling my chest and abs
>'Wow, you're arms are so muscly',
>TFW I think I'm dyel
>couldn't resist her any longer and I got with her
Fuck, I thought I was over her, and now she won't stop trying to contact me.

What kind of bad terms are we talking?

>Having Bad feels
Yo it's kinda petty to think about relationships in this way but you fucking won the break up and need to take little victories when they come. You proved to her that she made a mistake breaking up with you.
This all depends on the bad terms you're talking about but fuck it man. Disregard women and make gains.

damn son a woman who likes Cab Sauv? niceee

probably had aids