Would you?

Would you?

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why are u asking stupid fucking questions

what male on earth wouldnt have sex with her..all males are fucking desperate sacks of shit

Just fuck off with ur reetarded threads, u stupid youtube following shit head, go wear ur fucking tgym shark singlet u fucking waste of space

Triggered

Yeah manh, who wouldn't wanna bu'fuck Omar?

lmao fucking destroyed pucci OP

She could be a goddess if she got a nose job.

no

too much make up on and when i look at her face i want to punch her.

Damn jenna marbles got SWOLE

fag or loser irl can't tell

I respect her. And she usually doesn't flaunt being her girl.

I liked her Runescape streams more than her fitness channel.

The question "Would you?" is never the same as "Do you find her attractive?", as user here already pointed out: A better question would be something to the effect of "Given your choice of fucking any YouTube fitness chick, would you fuck Megsquats?" and the answer is obviously no.

Put her in a fuck, marry, kill with any two random YouTube chicks that aren't Blaha's girlfriend and she'll probably be killed.

But would I fuck her? Yeah, I'd hit it. She's about a 5 facially and in kinda decent shape. That's all it really takes assuming there's no deal breaker like roid clit, backne, et cetera, which there may be in her case.

Chelsealifts detected

>Tripfag chimes in

When will they learn, familia?

Disgusting I wouldn't touch that frfr

Nah I'm good. I got standards. Thanks though.

Forgot to attach this picture of myself

This. What the fuck does would you mean? I wouldnt date her for a month to fuck her, but what straight male would turn down a straight up offer for sex from a fit ok-ish facially looking girl?

That's not me. Nice projecting though. You can have my leftover scraps.

This is some fresh pasta

>fit ok-ish facially looking girl

Just cause not everybody is hella desperate u like dont mean he wears a fedora just some people got standards

She's not below average for shit's sake. No one said she was gorgeous but she isn't below average.

If any woman wanted to have sex with me, I would.

I'm invisible to women.

obviously these supreme gentlemen

If you don't think shes attractive with a nice body then you're probably gay.

>inb4 'this is Veeky Forums we're all gay here'

What?

Kek these thirsty ass niggas.

In America, you think she is below average? C'mon man. Don't be stupid.

Is that your gf or what? Why are you so upset that someone would pass on her?

I don't think she is hot, bro. But she's not below average in America. I would pass too but I can concede that she's average.

Maybe if I was drunk id let her suck me or give me a handjob.

If I drank like 12 beers I'd let her suck my dick but probably skip on the handjob because her hands are probably all rough and gross.

So... Would you?

She could blow me but I'd have to be drunk and probably put a brown paper bag over her head so I could actually get hard.

You don't think megsquats is attractive wtf?

Sure i do. Who wouldnt?

Well obviously this weirdo....

thirsty nigga

Brehs

youtube.com/watch?v=3wLlxbqm_UA

She looks the type of girl to be dirty as fuck in bed

of course, are you retarded?

Honestly I just wanna cum in Megsquats's asshole

>Would have sex with her
>But only if you hide the part of her that looks like a girl
>definitelynotgay.png

I'd train and have fun with her if you know what I mean.

She's got a butterface.

I like her face. I respect her lifting. I like her body. But her personality bothers me. Probably because I'm a depressed NEET.

Would you batsinthebarbell?

Someone start a megsquats appreciation thread

Muscles are a masculine features, espacially big arms. She's cute but fucking her would be almost gay.

No, youre just a crybaby bitch.
Wanna know why women dont like that? Because it means youre inexperienced. Hence have nothing to bring to the table.

>b-but user, how do i get experience with women if they never let me be with them?
Good fucking question, infact if you ask that exact question in a diffrrent way, you may see why
>b-but user, how do i get job experience if they never hire me?
Because you get used to a work schedule from grade school. Doing your assignments is like finishing your work. It tells someone you can do your fucking job.

Likewise you were supposed to be socialised in school. Make friends and get used to girls. Talk to them and grow up side by side.

That fact that you didnt, tells them something's not right. And you need to fix that to proceed.

She's gotta cut her bodyfat man

lol didn't read

Yes, ofcourse.
Dem hips make her hightest as fuck
Dat height (she's 5'11) means no manlet chidren (im 6'3)
Strong body for bearing children, autistic enough to be a good learner, humble enough to be a good wife.
Her potential is huge.

>low test faggot detected

I know, its a skill our fathers teach us when we're young.
I'm sorry to hear yours abandoned you.

Are you mad you typed all of that wall of text and I didn't read it? I'd be mad bro.

Yes, you would be mad.

Literally who

I'd marry her.

While she isn't top tier attractive she is really cute, has great business sense, disciplined, and is just top end personality. All surmounting to a 10/10

Yes, she's total breeding material.
>hips
>height
>qt3.14
10/10 would have 6-8 children with.

I'd let her give me a rimjob if she brushed her teeth first and used mouthwash. Probably wouldn't fuck her unless I was super hammered and she wore a ski mask.

Autist Abigail.
An anonymous Veeky Forums autist who has a youtube channel she just started.
She's always on Veeky Forums shitposting.
She's a wide-hipped amazon with social anxiety, a giant for a brother, and a manlet boyfriend.

Boyfriend?!!?

Yes. Boyfriend.
He sticks his manlet dick in all of her holes and blows his manlet load.
Is that enough info for you?

Yes
>pic related

Nah I'm good. Thanks though.

I have bad news for you

Holy shit those hips. Are there any more of her?

I got standards. You can have my scraps that I don't want. Stay thirsty my friend.

she bulked too hard but is fixing it

pff whatever faggot, that is the lamest shit I've ever heard. I'm a goddam animal I eat shit off the floor I'll fuck your grandma and your mother three times in a row

>I got standards.
*tips*

Literally search batsinthebarbell

I'm not complaining, I want to see more

She has been anonymous on this board for years. I've seen her post in CBT but didn't save any pictures.

>standards
Kek
That's why you white bois dying out
Step aside for the master race
Even yo arian godess tay-tay be loven the nigga dick now

I looked at her youtube, but couldn't find anything on the same level as that

This is her.

Because she's a shy autist still out of touch with her public sexuality. She hasnt turned into another instagram gymhoe yet.

Yet.

Sadly she still wont show off her ass.
And if she has, no one saved it

i'd fuck the shit outta that knock-kneed goofball

Bout time to cut tubby.

Kek
She was bulking faggot

No, no one has any idea what you mean you fucking virgin

>posting these same lines over and over
You must go back

Oh, my mistake. I meant I wanted to have sex with her, to clarify.

Kill this meme im turned off by her

Nah I'm good. Thanks though.

I met her at whole foods once
She literally smelled like dried spit, piss, some type of aging vomit, unwashed shirt, week old underwear, rancid cat carcass and seriously bad BO

So yes, I'd fuck that stinky bitch

>I met her at whole foods once
Sure you did buddy

Same. I saw her at a grocery store one time. I told her how cool it was to meet her in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother her and ask him for photos or anything.
She said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”
I was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but she kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing her hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard her chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw her trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen chicken breasts packages in her hands without paying.
The girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “M'am, you need to pay for those first.” At first she kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.
When she took one of the bags and started scanning it multiple times, she stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, she kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.

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You spent all this time typing that faggot?

does she still stream oldschool rs?

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>typing
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>implying it isnt fresh, forced copypasta memeatry

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well ughm, enjoy. But you're right, looking at this it's much more than bodyfat.

huh?

Her face is disgusting.

Its ok bro, doubt you're tall enough to service a lass like that properly anyways

Yeah she'd get the brownbag special.

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t. jealous fat woman