I just masturbated to myself in the mirror

I just masturbated to myself in the mirror

have I reached a new low or a new high?

>breaking your nofap

definitely a new low

well memed, sir. you are a gentlemen and a scholar. take my internets

No. I do that all the time and feel pretty good about myself. It's more like an all time high.

high IMO

remember when people actually said things like that?

Nobody ever said anything like that unironically on Veeky Forums you stupid redditor

Reminder nofap is a fucking cult

I regret to tell you that thats not actually true newfriend

I don't know if you know this, but you are fucking gay.

Not on the boards I was using in 2006

protip: it's only gay if it's another man

Tried it felt weird can't love myself like that

>2016
>not simultaneously fapping to yourself in the mirror whilst watching porn after the gym

next time try eating your cum while looking at yourself in the mirror

it's a new level of

welp it must be good for your self esteem

>starting on Veeky Forums anytime after 2004

i remember someone on some runescape forum posting about Veeky Forums in like 2004. i came on here and was baffled by the layout so i just left. i wish i had kept at it so i could be a fully fledged oldfag by this point.

Technically started in 2005, but didn't become a regular until /mu/ was created

its about the mindset
when im fapping to myself im thinking about how hot I am and how hot girls find me

If you think thats gay then idk dude learn to love yourself

so you didn't know. I see, sorry I guess. have a man for your fap folder

If you can't strip naked in front of a mirror and give yourself a rager the you're low test
Rubbing one out is optional

High ofc. I wish i could do it.

You are now totally self sufficient.

wow really makes you think...

a new high tbqhman, men are the greatest gender and far more superior.

>2006
You are wrong and lying. "Have one internet," "you win one internet," "have all the internets" and variations thereof were used widely in Veeky Forums, /b/ in particular, even in the time period you claim to have been on here.

Same here except it was around 2008. I just kind of come and go from the rest of Veeky Forums. There is really nothing interesting to me outside of this board, and maybe /out/

>be 13
>film myself fapping on webcam
>fap over the video of me fapping

Idk why I did this, als

>be 15-16
>cybersex with girls I met on habbo or other chatroom shit
>the ones without webcams are definitely guys
>don't care because they send me pictures of girls
>I think I enjoyed the performing

I'm 22 now and haven't done this much since I was around that age, I do it every now and again over snapchat with girls but I don't get the same buzz I used to.

Lol I used to jerk off for guys pretending to be qt girls when I was young also. Gets me going just thinking about it t b h

>fap over the video of me fapping
>masturception

and the most retarded cult ever formed, at that

i like your attitude, OP.