Prove Veeky Forums isnt a bunch of morons, lads

Prove Veeky Forums isnt a bunch of morons, lads

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en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_versus_NP_problem
youtube.com/watch?v=MckXDAYXLB4
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4 scoops

b8, but in any real math parentheses are used to make operations clear

-1 scoop

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3

7

It's just one above the number of girls I've laid.

OMG IT'S 9

MAN UP BRAINLETS

10

9 - 3 / (1/3) + 1
9 - 3 * (3/1) + 1 (or just 9 - 3 * 3 + 1)
9 - 9 + 1
1

It's fucking 9 you retards

These guys got it right

you are an idiot.

nigga why are you flipping 1/3 without putting it on the other side

>american education
topkek
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I'm the only intelligent poster on Veeky Forums, AMA

you can't just minus 9 without doing it to both sides.

>what is balancing an equation
HELLO?

9-3/1/3+1
9-3/3+1
9-1+1
9
anything else is retarded. A 1/3 doesn't imply (1/3) it is interchangeable with the obelus (รท) morons

converting division of fractions to product... for example, (a/b)/(b/c) = (a/b)*(c/b).. literally algrebra you guys are fucking retarded

It's 1.

Can't believe there are so much retards in here.

That's fuckin retarded

9-3:1/3+1=
6:1/3+1=
6/3+1=
2+1=
3

bro that's literally rettarded why the HELL would you flip a fraction without putting it on teh other side of teh equation?

stupid thread

These people got it right.

Holy fuck, american education is worse than I tought.

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Way to add parenthesis to the 1/3 that didn't exist

9 - 3 / (1/3) +1
9 - 3*3 +1
9 - 9 +1
1

1

Correc

9 - (3 / (1 / 3)) + 1
9 - (3 * 3) + 1
(9 - 9) + 1
1

WE GOT ANOTHER RETARD HERE

-7

Numbers and maths make me fuckin rage

>Tfw retard

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Yes

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9-3/1/3+1
9-3/3+1
9-1+1
8+1
9

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations

1

You are fucking retarded. Know the difference between an expression and an equation.

>posts obvious b8
>a picture of literal autism
>the autists still respond

nice try adding in the parenthesis there bernstein

>people touting the 3/1/3 meme

fraction implies parentheses

Strong people aren't smart. You're in the right place

your picture isn't what the OP posted though

This is bait of a higher quality.
I shouldn't be so mad, but it's 1 you dingus.

>en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_operations
I have posted this link before and post it again.

answer is 1.

3 divided by 1/3 is 9.
3 times 1/3 is 1. this is where most of you are making mistakes.

thnx will stick around then. How do I increase Test naturally?

Scheme says the same thing

The answer is 1, don't know why all these retards think they can be condescending without grade 8 Algebra knowledge.

3 / (1/3) = 9.
The reason for this is dividing a number greater than 1 by one that is less than one is equivalent to multiplying by the fraction's denominator, in this case (3 x 3).
9 - 9 + 1 = 1.

it does exist dipshit

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Look at the Input it gives. It states 3/1/3 = 1/3(3*1/1) which basically means 3 +1. Thats retarded

9 and 8/9 ez

the answer is who gives a shit. order of operations only exists so people don't have to surround everything in parentheses without confusing retards, and anyone asking the question in the op would be a faggot for being intentionally vague.

Guys 3:1/3 is exactly the same as 3/1/3. Because there is no parentheses separating the 1/3. In this case the 3s cancel each other leaving 1

9-1+1=9

Order of operations....

There are 3 one thirds in 1, which means there's 9 thirds in 3

9-9 +1

=1

LOL Xd fcuking autist!! fcking idiot doesnt even know what b8 is! xDDDDDDDDDDD

3:1/3 is

"3 divided by one third" not "3 divided by 1 divided by 3" which = 3/(1/3)

easiest way to prove is 1/3 = 0.33....3
3/(0.33.....3) = 0.999...9 = 1

3 /.33 does not equal 1. You would have to multiply to equal one.

Dividing would yield 9, as 3 will divide into .33 nine times, or put another way, there are 9 thirds in 3.

Holy fuck not sure if bait or if you really are this fucking dense? Either way, go swallow a knife there champ.

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>muh notational ambiguities
How abut an actual question that a grade schooler can do?

7

Green apple = 7
Red apple = 5

No, 3:1/3 means "three divided by one over three"
maybe if there was a parentheses it would be one third.
1:3 is exactly the same as 1/3

I work at NASA and just remoted into my work machine to solve this. Took about 20 minutes to process on our Beowulf cluster but the solution converged to 9.0000000000021. With a few more hours it would only continue to converge down to 9. So there you have it, the answer is 9. You dumbfucks can put your pencils down.

yellow = 5
red = 3

thnx brah unfortunately i cant fast. Im diagnosed with Pre Diabetes. Fasted blood sugar is at 110.

My problem is that because of work I have irregular sleep patters and eating habits. I cant find a hobby outside of the gym because I dont have time. I really enjoyed wrestling and boxing.

I got my blood work done and my T levels are at 330 at age 27. So thats why im worried

Good. Next question

Apple -> x
Lemon -> y
3x = 2y + 1
x + 2 = y
3x = 2(x + 2) + 1
3x = 2x + 5
x = 5
5 + 2 = y = 7

Orange = 7
Apple = 5

let red = x, yellow = y
3x - 2y = 1
x - y = -2
- 2 * R2 + R1
x = 5
5 - y = - 2
y = 7

Can Veeky Forums prove that P = NP?

dude check the first equation. Your answer does not match.

>tfw dropped out of high school because hopeless retard with math

P = 0 or N = 1.

a+a+a=b+b+1
3a=2b+1
also
a+2=b
-2
a=b-2
plug it into earlier equation
3(b-2)=2b+1
3b-6=2b-1
-2b
1b-6=-1
+6
b=5

however I have no idea what I'm talking about because

a+2=5
a=3
3+3+3!=5+5+1

So I have no idea how to solve this

will try again with a new method

I can do math but I can't distinguish between orange and lemon

Too bad that was the whole point of the OP image, you dipshit.

It was to root out the people who can actually do simple algebra from those who just mindlessly punch numbers into a calculator. That's why it makes the rounds on FB. Basic calculator tools will always get the wrong answer.

>doing math

Nerds

implying something ever reaches the limit

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/P_versus_NP_problem

the "correct" answer to all of these tests is that the person who wrote the equation is a fucking moron who needs to use math symbols properly

Email me, I'll help if I can. Stevematt82 at geemail

I have a weak thyroid that causes me to have migraines and it took me forever to understand how blood sugar and insulin work.

I'm not a doctor, but I might be able to give some advice to help you be on top of it.

>3(b-2)=2b+1
>3b-6=2b-1
>-2b
>1b-6=-1
>+6
>b=5

oh wait I see what I did wrong, I changed the plus 1 to a negative one

my answer would have been 7 and I would have been right

There's nothing to keep someone from being both smart and strong, not that you have to be smart to know order of operations. Kill yourself.

I was obviously taking the piss.

Do you even work at NASA? I crunched the numbers on a machine that needs its own dedicated air conditioning system. I've solved orbital trajectories on that machine and you're telling me it can't handle a basic calculus problem? Get real kid

Sorry, I have autism, I couldn't tell

Yea I just don't want to share the proof with you idiots

Oh fuck nvm I didn't read your post. Looks like we both have autism.

It's a joke. Be nice.

that's good to know

>he thinks NP = P
Fucking retard lmao.

>Looks like we both have autism.

youtube.com/watch?v=MckXDAYXLB4

>be autistic 20 year old that goes on Veeky Forums
>buys some complex math book at the bookstore that they can't understand
>goes to practice problem section, copies it word for word
>lol guys look at this meme! xDDxdDd

You took the time to write a response, but couldn't be arsed to Google why your computer is completely wrong.

Seriously. You'll see what I'm talking about in 30 seconds if you just open another tab.

>projecting this hard