Who here /losing gains for pussy/ tonight?

>Move into new apartment
>pay for everything at once
>broke as shit until bank account normalize

Did this actually sound funny to you in your head? Are you really that pathetic?

I would berry my dick so far inside that ass who ever could pull it out would be crowned king arthur

Ur a fag lol

Call me Koko.

this

>falling for the weekend jew

y-yeah... all those hype young people having fun and exploring eachothers se-sexuality every weekend are just c-cogs in a wheel....

>having fun and exploring eachothers se-sexuality

I don't know that feel breh...

i want Veeky Forums out of here

>berry
its even more funny now

>tfw no friends
>kissless virgin
these threads trigger me
REEEEEEEEEEEEE

I go out and have fun, just not every weekend. I'd rather wake up early and go /out/on the boat crabbing and fishing than lay around in my couch and try to jerk away a hangover.

I kinda grew out of the going out 3 times a weekend thing in college.

yeah I'm gonna have to go with the majority this time you're a bit of a fag

>tfw no friends to invite me to parties

how did i end up like this

cuz you got comfortable in your house, you stopped going out and socializing

Funny, just got back home from the first date I've gone on in a few months.

Not a bad one, but decided I'd wrap it up after drinks/arcade games instead of extending the evening with dinner and such. Had fun, will consider a followup, just wasn't feeling super special about her. Keep rolling, I suppose.

you need to get banned, asap

I'm hoping criminal charges are filed soon.

RRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR
hoping i get trips

Dude who the fuck cares. 6 days a week is plenty and even 5 is fine. Enjoy your youth and don't let sour grape shitters talk you out of it.

Partying is fun as hell.

What you on about m8?? Drinks and skeeball etc is a pretty solid get-to-know-you routine.

not him but meeting people solo is near impossible

people stick with their social circles and dont want to be bothered

rollin

you sir are

L O W T E S T
O
W
T
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S
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Cmon 67-68

rollan

Rolling

>name the jew on Veeky Forums
>dont get sent back to /pol/

teach me your secrets, senpai

roll

>being alpha means you can't drink, party, sleep with women or have fun

lol don't use your lack of a social life as a bragging measure to make yourself appear alpha. It's not that you don't want to party, it's that you can't. You have no friends.

fuck me, im getting raped by a girl

>gay
>jokes
no you're gay for real

roll

Yeah the "I don't have time for anything but muh aesthetics" is a fucking ruse. Professional athletes are out popping bottles and fucking club sluts while Veeky Forums thinks you can't have both.

>doesn't know about the meme

Why're you here again?

Roller

...

yeah shits annoying everyone on here thinks they're the reincarnation of Marcus Auerelius just because they don't drink and do no fap

u gay nigga

Kristin get

all

Huh

I got this.

rollin

pls gimme the qtest

Cassie get please

I mean, I'm definitely attracted to that. And I would totally bury my face between those cheeks. But I feel you a bit when you say the pic is disgusting. She should really clean up her mess. Also you really are a fag.

ayyyy

Roll for Russell

Gimme a good one.

What the fuck is a FUG note?

Whatever, I'll take her anyway.

can confirm hes a giant faggot

> picture me rollin

You don't meme well, do you friendo?

Rawl

That's pathetic as fuck.

roll

>the year of our lord twenty and sixteen
>not commiting sodomy most heinous and sinful on such a glorious backside

trollroll

rooollllling 37-39 pls

>tfw invited to parties but have to say no to secure 10/10 academic/career future for that $$$
actually I go to a sick school so I've already secured decent $$ but I really want an amazing career..actually starting to think regular partying might be good for general networking but alcohol always leads to a wasted day..

who else /workaholic/ here

rolllin

She aight. Don't forget Veeky Forums is filled with a bunch of dyel virgins. They'll bang any woman that isn't fat.
Even being fat won't stop most.

Let's do this.

Rolling.

>64 - 65
Drunk as fuck
>97 - 98
High as fuck

Best ones

Rolling for a qt 3.14

I got Renee last time.

god damn it

Can't even get a fake qt on an anime image board

DO A FUCKEN ROLL

Kek

rolling

You're right, that's a messy, disgusting patio right there my friend
You're still gay tho

Rollin'

Not a virgin.
I lift.
I would molest that ass day and night. L
You are gay.

Rollan

Fag

Rolling for cutie stoner Linda or learning to steal souls. I'm good either way.

ur a faget m8

r-rollin 4 a qt3.14

o fuck

Oh shiet

...

>lil alien
noice

>i had the same but now i am no gf :(

so shoulders or chest tomorrow for me

can't believe so many were baited this hard

roll

>tfw had date planned with girl for a week
>tfw dieting hard
>tfw on over 1400mg of tren
>tfw today's also my cheat day
>tfw I absolutely hate eating with people and enjoy eating food by myself for some reason
>tfw cancel the date
>tfw at home eating pizza watching rich pianas better by the day
>tfw she snapped me and she's at some party now with a bunch of non lifters

anyone is fine

omg pls be funny lol

Holy shit. If everyone aged as well as Jillian this world would be fundamentally different. Sign me up + the other bitches who crack a smile.