Chad Thundercock vs (you)

Well Veeky Forums? What are you going to do?

Try to talk to the qt. If Chad comes along being a smartass I will fight that bitch even if I lose.

Dignity is worth more than being cucked by a meat ball.

Hey bro
Wanna do some curls?

Being 6'5

Nothing.

this

nobody even looks at my girlfriend and if someone does its a girl and she's giving her a 'look-at-you-go' look to her or mugging her out of jealousy

dudes dont fuck with me

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genius

Does the girl have a feminine penis?

Reply to this post and you will have a gf by the end of this year

suck his cock (no homo) tho

winner

worth a try desu senpai

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Beat the shit out of that crimson chin looking motherfucker because I'm a true alpha.

>implying

please...

Me

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How did you turn Chad into a Russian?

yay

Check em'

Please

seriously considering changing my last name to thundercock, ask me anything.

Pls

You can't win if you don't play I guess, let's go.

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Meme magic, meme magic REEEE REEEE REEE
give me a cutie pie just for me!

Kek

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Y not

Pls

wew

finally

How much prep time do I have? If I have any, I'd make a pipebomb. I always carry one around with me anyway, but I think in his pizza-fueled frenzy Chad may require two to take down.

you will regret it.

fug

you mean having a girlfriend is a meme?

honestly kind of, it's nice at first and that's it.She gets attached and won't leave you alone. You have to tell her bitch I am going to play the shit out of Battlefield 1 and your pussy better not get in the way.

Ayy

no she will make u love her like no other, and suddenly she will just leave you without any warning. happened to me 1,5 week ago, killed me inside

You get one wish.
Reply to this post with your wish and guessing the last two digits of your post correctly and it comes true.

user why

there's no way this will be wrong

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yes please

oh she's like that, she beat you to it pepe-kun. Never go all out with your feelings. Go slow. Women cannot be trusted...ever. Always keep your guard up.

Why is your gf a virgin?
She isn't actually your gf is she? Just some bitch you white knight for on the side

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R...R...really?

nooooo

lmao

>implyign

OK señor

Bad form

Y u do dis

Worth a shot.

pls

ffffuck i respond

Ugh fine.

Fuck you

stop

Veeky Forums never lies

Omfg

Worth a try for that meme magic


I did martial arts for 7 years. Pssht, no problem.

maybe i will

You peice of shit

fuck you

i am this desparate

Godspeed senpai

My heavenly trips will protect everyone's mother ITT. no need to thank me.

no i won't

not with that attitude.

Yep if she's only mildly crazy and mean

Please let it be Annie

Fucker

ugly and you're a F A G G O T irl

For every reply after this one your chance of getting that gf drop by 2%

i love my mum, you bastard

no

sure thing user, but at least I have a girlfriend. Feels good holding her, that comfort feeling you seek. Feels good mang

YOOOO MAKE IT HAPPEN

Might be my only chance

pls no

man why fuck u

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Fuck you

thank you based cat bro

you bastard

Here's another version. May the cat be with you, brother.

NO DUBS
NO GF

IMMUNITY CAT

Yo lol

Meme magic make it happen

2016 is the year of dreams baby

lol

Please be real

May as well

>tfw 5:50 am and can't sleep
I'll believe in meme magic this one time

That won't work, it'll only make him stronger.

Worth trying ;^(

Of course I will. I am Chad after all.