Uuum is this thing a meme?

Uuum is this thing a meme?

>Install it yesterday
>Put pics of me on the beach and with some nice clothes, i believe i'm ripped enough
>Apparently you need to pay to like more women
>0 matches in 2 days

Do you need to pay to get matches like those porn webcam sites? Or is it a thing only in USA? You told me this was literally pussy on demand

post pic

Post your profile lad, no matches in 2 days is pretty bad, I get like 12 and im about a 7/10

absolutely impossible to give you any real advice unless we see your profile, picture and location.

>You told me this was literally pussy on demand

>Dating sites
Falling for the troll meme did you?

Post profile.

But desu nothing beats meeting girls in real life. Lower flake rate, no catfishing.

this unfortunately

unless you're brad pitt good looking, this is probably going to be your quality of dates

In my opinion, Tinder is only great for really good looking men. Average looking and slightly above average men have to really try to get a 6/10 girl. Picking up girls from the club is way easier for a regular guy

ur not as good looking or exciting as you think you are.

I had it for a week and I was rolling in matches.
I'm skinny and average looking but I came off as exciting because I do a lot of extreme sports and shit

>tfw 5'7 and can rarely get girls in clubs
>download Tinder
>tfw 30 matches in 2 weeks

at least I know I have decent facial aesthetics/hair

One of my friends paid for it - went and tindered in Brazil and Russia. Matches everywhere. Russian girls aren't so happy though when they figure out that you're not going to meet them in their little villages and not marry them/get them out of Russia/take them on a great life adventure.

Come to think of it, maybe I should be tindering in small towns around my city. Maybe I'll seem like a big city hot shot with prospects that their small town boys could never consider... not that I actually am, but Hollywood certainly puts a lot of effort into making it seem like girls should all try moving to big cities and fuck big city guys.

>30 matches in 2 weeks

I got 50 in 4 days. Shit was so easy. I deleted it after I got a gf better than any of the sluts on tinder

if you swipe right on everything, of course you will get matches kek

some people have standards, believe it or not

I got 50 in 2 months. Fuck

OP here, i assume all you guys that get matches are american? I think the problem is my country, i only get some weird sjw bitches which is downvote because they make me angry just by existing

Big city Bill fucks RUSSIANS and eats PAPRIKESH while you watch HOLLYWOOD movies and eat POPCORN.

20% fucking 80%

Where are you from m8? Maybe you are just uggo, dude

Not my tinder pic but this is what i look like i should get some matches by fat bitches right?

I'm not comfortable with posting my face i have a big jaw some baldness and i look like an albanian murderer

If 70% of adults in America are overweight, doesn't being fit and not a retard put me in top 20℅

That picture looks kind of 'autistic' m8.
Get pictures of you with a shirt on, having fun with your friends, with other girls ,etc.

>having fun with your friends, with other girls

>tfw your Facebook gets permabanned for disagreeing with an sjw so you can't see what all the fuss is about

Can't they check my facebook for those?

I thought tinder was cut the bullshit let's meet and fuck thing? I mean nobody enjoys going to fucking clubs (i never go to these anymore). Do i need to post a resume? On my info i just stated that i don't like underwear

>having fun with your friends, with other girls ,etc.
i-i don't have any friends or know any girls

>haven't had a pic of me taken in years
what do?

I would hug that poor unfortunately looking creature :(

you're trying to market yourself. Would you buy that product if it was on a billboard?
Put some (alot) of effort into the pictures if you want to be successful on tinder.

stop worrying about how to get matches on tinder, for starters

try getting your life together first, and then thinking about how to get laid/gf

if you truly search for confirmation of your attractiveness on tinder, do the following (like me)
I got 3 matches in 2 days, 2 of them were bots, 1 of them extremely ugly (first pic looked kinda average)
I added Men to search and guess what, my phone wouldn't fucking stop because of the "super like" or something that I wasn't even aware of

ah yeah man, that's all I need... just need my dad to see that shit and then execute me in my sleep

fucking lovely m8, just fucking grand

Well i'm not fucking gay and gays are subhuman degenerates that fuck everything that moves so one being attracted to you doesn't really boost your confidence

>Being ugly

Well time to get friends and take pictures with them, start having fun too.
The thing is, the shirtless thing only works if you are really attractive, your pic looks kinda creepy to be honest and you aren't really 'that' fit to be showing off.
Take good pictures of yourself, don't do the 'picture with a dog' thing because it's played out.
Good pictures:
>having fun
>with friends
>playing sports
>traveling
>doing some crazy shit
>on the beach
>with a famous person


Bad pictures:
>autistic picture of your face in your own room
>shirtless picture in a public bathroom/gym
>bad quality pictures of you
>too many instagram filters


Not even gay people will like you
>anime images
>sad frogs
>any picture of you if you are too ugly

>Make genuine profile
>talk about hobbies, interests, make jokes
>Upload pics of me going places like Italy and Germany, hiking, etc
>maybe 2 matches a week

...

>upload pic related of me, no other pics, blank profile
>75 matches in less than 2 weeks.

Well wtf, I thought you women... you know what? Whatever.

>Tinder

I don't think my friends approve of their faces being posted online

Whoops, uploaded the wrong pic.

ethan pls

I like you.

=] !!

Why do you even care m8?

good post

what do you recommend someone do if they don't have friends (because they were a neet and addicted to vidya for so long) do?

This is what's wrong with milenials

You brats sit in front of your texting apps all day tweeting each other instead of communicating face to face.

Winners and alphas (like me) talk to women in the real world

routine? how do i get abs?

low body fat

show bio

buy them from the ab market like the rest of us

Drop the vidya, get a job and hobbies m8.
Do you want to fix your life of just get pussy?

I'm about 25%, 5'8, 183lbs and I got 15 matches in two days

My life had a joke and the fact I'm vegan in it. Only one picture

You're 18 and live in your mom's basement in Texas.

Tinder's matching algorithm takes into account swiping right constantly, and wouldn't show you to as many people under the assumption that you are a bot

Nobody knows the exact way Tinder shows you people and shows other people you, but swiping everything right is a sure way to get slower matches

>with other girls
That is not very good on tinder, even if red pill would suggest to you it is. Absolutely have pics with shirt on, though.

Remember that on tinder you have total, 100% control over what pic you put in there. Which means that if pick a pic with meaning, it'll look intentional, even if it was not. So if you put pics with girls there, girls looking at it will go "why did he put this pic with a girl here, is he trying to trick me" rather than the "oh look this girl is here saying that she thinks he's cool neato" you expect them to.

Decline situps x100
Captains chair/hanging legraises x100
Side leg lift crunch thingies x100 each side
Side planks x5 reps, hold for 5 seconds each time, each side

EVERY. SINGLE. TUESDAY AND THURSDAY.

Ask bartenders to take pictures of you with random groups of people at bars. When the bartender approaches the table, make big gestures to everybody at the table and say things loudly and confidently like, "alright everybody, gather round, gather round! Smile!" so that they let you squeeze in for the shot. Exit the bar after you have done this with one group, it would probably weird to try with a second.

>Get a match within the first 18 hours
>decide to have an honest convo
>responses occur but sparingly

Do I really have to put on theatrics to try to slide in? I didn't want to have to be overly aggressive but I guess that's the way to go. Of course, this is one person and my first match ever so this is entirely anecdotal

>no other pics
>>there are 3 circles in that profile, implying 2 other pics

>blank profile
>>profile is not blank

im 30 so I dont bother

who wants to fuck single moms anyways

So this is how those crazy unhinged dudes that end up getting restraining orders pretend to have friends

I don't know what red pill is dude but the "picture with girls" has worked for me. I'm not sure if girls analize that stuff that hard. Anyways you can always change pictures so if it doesn't work for you just change it

oh wow

is this a movie scene?

10/10

>>any picture of you if you are too ugly
why did you have to add this
;_;

Not that guy but I often go to clubs and bars and people take pictures with strangers/people they've just met all the time, not in such autistic planned manner tho

...

Gonna install this next year when I've gotten my shit together and look more presentable.

There are no basements in Texas, the ground water table is too high

do you take selfies or give your phone which costs hundreds of dollars to strangers?

I filled it out a bit more now. The pic was current. I was discussing what I did originally.

If multiple people are involved, think from multiple perspectives before deciding what the reality is.

>Has picture with little kid as first picture
>Many people would automatically assume it's your kid and just swipe left

The absolute madman

Why not now so you can track your pussy/life-gains progress?

I've made a few Tinder accounts. Never been on for more than 2 weeks. I'm super selective with my swipes, but I'll use them all up each day. I'll typically get 9-10 matches in 2 days and maybe 1 or 2 might not respond. However, they're all boring as fuck. I'm pretty god with conversation starters, but they just never give me anything to work with and I end up just dropping them. After going back several times, getting several matches and having them lead nowhere, I think it's a waste of time. At least in my area.

Yeah just make some fake ones, like get a decent tripod and take pictures of you in the kitchen cooking with nice lighting, go outside to your backyard and make it look like a small party with you holding an expensive beer

add random people to your FB

small stuff like this can go a long way

apparently girls are using this now

>, but they just never give me anything to work with and I end up just dropping them
They are not 'that' insterested, my friendo.

>only attractive girls in the advertising

That's such fucking bullshit - it's nothing like that.

ABSOLUTE KEK! That girl is such a ditz.

>shitimbald

Kek

I hope you aren't planing on actually having a tinder girlfriend
Are you new to the world or something ? Do you even know what advertising is ?

I dont actually use it btw

last time i tried it was a year ago and no one was on it.

one of my friends tried it recently and got 'matches' or whatever its called on the app

>only put selfies of my face
>100 matches in 3 days, no tinder plus
feels good man :-)
now only to get a fucking gf at last (I'm a virgin ;_;)

You are ugly as fuck tomato and that haircut is a mess

It would seem so.

actually I just want to feel what a damn girl feels like
I'd be fine with just sex I guess
t. 22

Why not just go to a prostitute?

why pay for oxygen when air is free

not him btw

because that equals losing
I want to have a girl want to have sex with me
I'm gonna make it, I-I know it

All the posts you see of people with hundreds of matches are using fake profile pictures. They get great satisfaction out of making other people believe that they are that succesful with women.

oxygen is more pure and will get you high and give you the rush you need to keep gambling

Get on my level shitters.

Bio:only retards

I get 3 to 4 matches in a month,but they are quality as fuck(some,1t b h)

naaaaaaw

really?

attractive people get a lot of matches?

make tinder profile
only one pic that just shows my body
i'm wearing long johns that make my bulge look absolutely massive and a shirt
120 matches in the past two days
most of my matches are women who are 30+
older women are horny as fuck
have set up sex dates with 12 of them
currently talking to another 18

holy fuck

but i won't get to fuck all of them because my account has already been reported several times and it's only a matter of time before i get deleted

i've put discovery off but i still seem to be getting matches which means i can still get reported

Stupid analogy.
Dude even the ugliest motherfuckers have sex, you aren't "making" anything m8

If you guys feel too autistic for Tinder, try Bumble.

It's like Tinder but the girl has to initiate contact. Also if she doesn't do so in 24 hours, the match is deleted.

Lol she wasn't interested in you if you don't already know. She matched you on purpose so she could question it and maybe insult you afterwards

Exactly the opposite. Acting like a clown like most of the virgins here do is funny but doesn't work often. Especially after they meet you and they expect the personal clown act to continue.

Get a match. Set a date up. Get her number and stop messaging. That is the best way to fuck.

God this is such a sad outlook

>because my account has already been reported several times
tinder noob here, what & how?

You look like a faggot

Post pic,I will test its power.

Also no homo

>im retarded

Maybe its because I am a faggot,you retarded faggot