>Install it yesterday >Put pics of me on the beach and with some nice clothes, i believe i'm ripped enough >Apparently you need to pay to like more women >0 matches in 2 days
Do you need to pay to get matches like those porn webcam sites? Or is it a thing only in USA? You told me this was literally pussy on demand
Josiah Morgan
post pic
Aaron Howard
Post your profile lad, no matches in 2 days is pretty bad, I get like 12 and im about a 7/10
Josiah Turner
absolutely impossible to give you any real advice unless we see your profile, picture and location.
Elijah Cook
>You told me this was literally pussy on demand
>Dating sites Falling for the troll meme did you?
Adrian Cooper
Post profile.
But desu nothing beats meeting girls in real life. Lower flake rate, no catfishing.
Easton Jackson
this unfortunately
unless you're brad pitt good looking, this is probably going to be your quality of dates
Jack Lopez
In my opinion, Tinder is only great for really good looking men. Average looking and slightly above average men have to really try to get a 6/10 girl. Picking up girls from the club is way easier for a regular guy
Luke Stewart
ur not as good looking or exciting as you think you are.
I had it for a week and I was rolling in matches. I'm skinny and average looking but I came off as exciting because I do a lot of extreme sports and shit
Asher Perry
>tfw 5'7 and can rarely get girls in clubs >download Tinder >tfw 30 matches in 2 weeks
at least I know I have decent facial aesthetics/hair
Anthony Anderson
One of my friends paid for it - went and tindered in Brazil and Russia. Matches everywhere. Russian girls aren't so happy though when they figure out that you're not going to meet them in their little villages and not marry them/get them out of Russia/take them on a great life adventure.
Come to think of it, maybe I should be tindering in small towns around my city. Maybe I'll seem like a big city hot shot with prospects that their small town boys could never consider... not that I actually am, but Hollywood certainly puts a lot of effort into making it seem like girls should all try moving to big cities and fuck big city guys.
Cameron Baker
>30 matches in 2 weeks
I got 50 in 4 days. Shit was so easy. I deleted it after I got a gf better than any of the sluts on tinder
Bentley Ramirez
if you swipe right on everything, of course you will get matches kek
some people have standards, believe it or not
Dylan Wright
I got 50 in 2 months. Fuck
Isaac Moore
OP here, i assume all you guys that get matches are american? I think the problem is my country, i only get some weird sjw bitches which is downvote because they make me angry just by existing
Liam Gomez
Big city Bill fucks RUSSIANS and eats PAPRIKESH while you watch HOLLYWOOD movies and eat POPCORN.
John Ross
20% fucking 80%
Luis Hall
Where are you from m8? Maybe you are just uggo, dude
Kevin Diaz
Not my tinder pic but this is what i look like i should get some matches by fat bitches right?
I'm not comfortable with posting my face i have a big jaw some baldness and i look like an albanian murderer
Jose Martinez
If 70% of adults in America are overweight, doesn't being fit and not a retard put me in top 20℅
Ryan Fisher
That picture looks kind of 'autistic' m8. Get pictures of you with a shirt on, having fun with your friends, with other girls ,etc.
Colton Russell
>having fun with your friends, with other girls
Noah Barnes
>tfw your Facebook gets permabanned for disagreeing with an sjw so you can't see what all the fuss is about
Cooper Nguyen
Can't they check my facebook for those?
I thought tinder was cut the bullshit let's meet and fuck thing? I mean nobody enjoys going to fucking clubs (i never go to these anymore). Do i need to post a resume? On my info i just stated that i don't like underwear
Logan Fisher
>having fun with your friends, with other girls ,etc. i-i don't have any friends or know any girls
>haven't had a pic of me taken in years what do?
Samuel Watson
I would hug that poor unfortunately looking creature :(
Kevin Jackson
you're trying to market yourself. Would you buy that product if it was on a billboard? Put some (alot) of effort into the pictures if you want to be successful on tinder.
Parker Baker
stop worrying about how to get matches on tinder, for starters
try getting your life together first, and then thinking about how to get laid/gf
Logan Ortiz
if you truly search for confirmation of your attractiveness on tinder, do the following (like me) I got 3 matches in 2 days, 2 of them were bots, 1 of them extremely ugly (first pic looked kinda average) I added Men to search and guess what, my phone wouldn't fucking stop because of the "super like" or something that I wasn't even aware of
Nolan Baker
ah yeah man, that's all I need... just need my dad to see that shit and then execute me in my sleep
fucking lovely m8, just fucking grand
Josiah Ross
Well i'm not fucking gay and gays are subhuman degenerates that fuck everything that moves so one being attracted to you doesn't really boost your confidence
Cooper Edwards
>Being ugly
Brody Collins
Well time to get friends and take pictures with them, start having fun too. The thing is, the shirtless thing only works if you are really attractive, your pic looks kinda creepy to be honest and you aren't really 'that' fit to be showing off. Take good pictures of yourself, don't do the 'picture with a dog' thing because it's played out. Good pictures: >having fun >with friends >playing sports >traveling >doing some crazy shit >on the beach >with a famous person
Bad pictures: >autistic picture of your face in your own room >shirtless picture in a public bathroom/gym >bad quality pictures of you >too many instagram filters
Not even gay people will like you >anime images >sad frogs >any picture of you if you are too ugly
Landon Moore
>Make genuine profile >talk about hobbies, interests, make jokes >Upload pics of me going places like Italy and Germany, hiking, etc >maybe 2 matches a week
...
>upload pic related of me, no other pics, blank profile >75 matches in less than 2 weeks.
Well wtf, I thought you women... you know what? Whatever.
Levi Bennett
>Tinder
Josiah Smith
I don't think my friends approve of their faces being posted online
Easton Nguyen
Whoops, uploaded the wrong pic.
Ryder Mitchell
ethan pls
Hudson Jackson
I like you.
Isaac Hughes
=] !!
Justin Fisher
Why do you even care m8?
Christopher Diaz
good post
what do you recommend someone do if they don't have friends (because they were a neet and addicted to vidya for so long) do?
Easton Garcia
This is what's wrong with milenials
You brats sit in front of your texting apps all day tweeting each other instead of communicating face to face.
Winners and alphas (like me) talk to women in the real world
Christopher Nguyen
routine? how do i get abs?
Jose Torres
low body fat
Ryan Green
show bio
David Myers
buy them from the ab market like the rest of us
Brody Martinez
Drop the vidya, get a job and hobbies m8. Do you want to fix your life of just get pussy?
Nicholas Robinson
I'm about 25%, 5'8, 183lbs and I got 15 matches in two days
My life had a joke and the fact I'm vegan in it. Only one picture
Anthony Campbell
You're 18 and live in your mom's basement in Texas.
Colton Bennett
Tinder's matching algorithm takes into account swiping right constantly, and wouldn't show you to as many people under the assumption that you are a bot
Nobody knows the exact way Tinder shows you people and shows other people you, but swiping everything right is a sure way to get slower matches
Asher Williams
>with other girls That is not very good on tinder, even if red pill would suggest to you it is. Absolutely have pics with shirt on, though.
Remember that on tinder you have total, 100% control over what pic you put in there. Which means that if pick a pic with meaning, it'll look intentional, even if it was not. So if you put pics with girls there, girls looking at it will go "why did he put this pic with a girl here, is he trying to trick me" rather than the "oh look this girl is here saying that she thinks he's cool neato" you expect them to.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Decline situps x100 Captains chair/hanging legraises x100 Side leg lift crunch thingies x100 each side Side planks x5 reps, hold for 5 seconds each time, each side
EVERY. SINGLE. TUESDAY AND THURSDAY.
Bentley Johnson
Ask bartenders to take pictures of you with random groups of people at bars. When the bartender approaches the table, make big gestures to everybody at the table and say things loudly and confidently like, "alright everybody, gather round, gather round! Smile!" so that they let you squeeze in for the shot. Exit the bar after you have done this with one group, it would probably weird to try with a second.
Gabriel Ross
>Get a match within the first 18 hours >decide to have an honest convo >responses occur but sparingly
Do I really have to put on theatrics to try to slide in? I didn't want to have to be overly aggressive but I guess that's the way to go. Of course, this is one person and my first match ever so this is entirely anecdotal
Ethan Collins
>no other pics >>there are 3 circles in that profile, implying 2 other pics
>blank profile >>profile is not blank
Tyler Kelly
im 30 so I dont bother
who wants to fuck single moms anyways
Noah Nelson
So this is how those crazy unhinged dudes that end up getting restraining orders pretend to have friends
Nathaniel Price
I don't know what red pill is dude but the "picture with girls" has worked for me. I'm not sure if girls analize that stuff that hard. Anyways you can always change pictures so if it doesn't work for you just change it
Jack Brooks
oh wow
is this a movie scene?
10/10
Chase Jones
>>any picture of you if you are too ugly why did you have to add this ;_;
Chase Jones
Not that guy but I often go to clubs and bars and people take pictures with strangers/people they've just met all the time, not in such autistic planned manner tho
Asher Williams
...
Zachary Carter
Gonna install this next year when I've gotten my shit together and look more presentable.
Jack Harris
There are no basements in Texas, the ground water table is too high
Jordan Roberts
do you take selfies or give your phone which costs hundreds of dollars to strangers?
Carter Perry
I filled it out a bit more now. The pic was current. I was discussing what I did originally.
If multiple people are involved, think from multiple perspectives before deciding what the reality is.
Jonathan Morgan
>Has picture with little kid as first picture >Many people would automatically assume it's your kid and just swipe left
The absolute madman
Owen Rodriguez
Why not now so you can track your pussy/life-gains progress?
Sebastian Ortiz
I've made a few Tinder accounts. Never been on for more than 2 weeks. I'm super selective with my swipes, but I'll use them all up each day. I'll typically get 9-10 matches in 2 days and maybe 1 or 2 might not respond. However, they're all boring as fuck. I'm pretty god with conversation starters, but they just never give me anything to work with and I end up just dropping them. After going back several times, getting several matches and having them lead nowhere, I think it's a waste of time. At least in my area.
Gavin Martinez
Yeah just make some fake ones, like get a decent tripod and take pictures of you in the kitchen cooking with nice lighting, go outside to your backyard and make it look like a small party with you holding an expensive beer
add random people to your FB
small stuff like this can go a long way
Carson Howard
apparently girls are using this now
Owen Price
>, but they just never give me anything to work with and I end up just dropping them They are not 'that' insterested, my friendo.
Joshua Lewis
>only attractive girls in the advertising
That's such fucking bullshit - it's nothing like that.
Juan Sanchez
ABSOLUTE KEK! That girl is such a ditz.
Aiden Howard
>shitimbald
Kek
Xavier Brown
I hope you aren't planing on actually having a tinder girlfriend Are you new to the world or something ? Do you even know what advertising is ?
Christopher Thompson
I dont actually use it btw
last time i tried it was a year ago and no one was on it.
one of my friends tried it recently and got 'matches' or whatever its called on the app
Jonathan Walker
>only put selfies of my face >100 matches in 3 days, no tinder plus feels good man :-) now only to get a fucking gf at last (I'm a virgin ;_;)
Luis Adams
You are ugly as fuck tomato and that haircut is a mess
Justin Lee
It would seem so.
Gabriel Sullivan
actually I just want to feel what a damn girl feels like I'd be fine with just sex I guess t. 22
Jacob Wood
Why not just go to a prostitute?
Chase Roberts
why pay for oxygen when air is free
not him btw
Hudson Garcia
because that equals losing I want to have a girl want to have sex with me I'm gonna make it, I-I know it
Ian Williams
All the posts you see of people with hundreds of matches are using fake profile pictures. They get great satisfaction out of making other people believe that they are that succesful with women.
Jacob Moore
oxygen is more pure and will get you high and give you the rush you need to keep gambling
Jaxson Foster
Get on my level shitters.
Bio:only retards
I get 3 to 4 matches in a month,but they are quality as fuck(some,1t b h)
William Cooper
naaaaaaw
really?
attractive people get a lot of matches?
Luis Perez
make tinder profile only one pic that just shows my body i'm wearing long johns that make my bulge look absolutely massive and a shirt 120 matches in the past two days most of my matches are women who are 30+ older women are horny as fuck have set up sex dates with 12 of them currently talking to another 18
holy fuck
but i won't get to fuck all of them because my account has already been reported several times and it's only a matter of time before i get deleted
i've put discovery off but i still seem to be getting matches which means i can still get reported
Kevin Kelly
Stupid analogy. Dude even the ugliest motherfuckers have sex, you aren't "making" anything m8
Aaron Wood
If you guys feel too autistic for Tinder, try Bumble.
It's like Tinder but the girl has to initiate contact. Also if she doesn't do so in 24 hours, the match is deleted.
Michael Edwards
Lol she wasn't interested in you if you don't already know. She matched you on purpose so she could question it and maybe insult you afterwards
Brayden Green
Exactly the opposite. Acting like a clown like most of the virgins here do is funny but doesn't work often. Especially after they meet you and they expect the personal clown act to continue.
Get a match. Set a date up. Get her number and stop messaging. That is the best way to fuck.
Oliver Gonzalez
God this is such a sad outlook
Julian Davis
>because my account has already been reported several times tinder noob here, what & how?
Christian James
You look like a faggot
Jacob Brooks
Post pic,I will test its power.
Also no homo
Adam Johnson
>im retarded
John Sanchez
Maybe its because I am a faggot,you retarded faggot