200 calories left

Dubs decide what I eat.

Cock

sperm

rekt

ayyyyyy lmao

rekt bruv

post result faggot

shit

better get sucking

KEK

sperm

...

DOUBLE DOSE OF DUBS

Someone screencap.

Don't be a bitch user

d-d-d-d-d-doooouble maaaaadnezzz

Pics now

Toasting in epic bread

Good enough?

Should include the 5 cal pic

Shit just got lit

What, are you posting to /r/Veeky Forums, faggot?

doughnuts

Ass.

...

sperm

Shit in a condom, freeze it, then eat it like an icepoll

sperm

OP is beyond a Veeky Forumsfag because he will not deliver

Entire stick of butter, go!

I never make these, but you seem awful familiar with it, though. I've never even been there. Do it yourself then autistic reddit-browsing faggot.

Delete these

Breh put me in the screen cap

Fart in a jar then drink the condensation that it creates

>200 calories worth of sperm
That's like 64ml of semen or about 2 liquid oz

Autologue semen.

carne asada fries :^)