*poof*
By the power of Kek you're transformed into an attractive white female.
However now that you have a social life to attend to, you can no longer spend 3 hours at the gym every day.
You can only do 1 compound exercise and 1 isolation exercise for the rest of your life. Which ones do you choose
>hardmode no olympic lifts
>inb4squatsondicktillfailure
>inb4kegals
high bar squats and barbell hip thrusts.
can't accidentally into taylor swift ass mode.
Retard
I hope thats for 8x6
whats wrong with it?
Invite in refugees xF
I think he insulted his waifu
literally who cares, just lay back for Chad then let Milton take care of you and your son when you get old and the decade+ of drinking and fucking catches up
Athletic lesbian fucking 24x7xF
>this
And is there really any benefit to being a woman beyond easy access to sex? Like holy shit collectively they're subpar to meh in everything. So i'd probably kill myself soon after.
getting hired for STEMcel jobs easier due to quotas
pro-tip: women don't care about all that other shit like we do
this
n-no homo right?
Just like how a monkey does not care about computers or a fly does not care about the meaning of life.
Naw having kids is actually really underated
>Don't let them use the internet or they will end up fucked in the head
Travel back in time and get mad cash by making porn vids where I get fucked by my male self
>yfw you realise if you're an attractive female you could literally decide to have a kid tomorrow and get pregnant
>you have the power to start a new life
Do you understand now why it is absolutely crucial that they are controlled to the utmost degree?
>>you have the power to start a new life
STOP STOP
WHY ARE WOMEN ALLOWED THIS MUCH POWER!!!!!!!
THIS DOESN'T MAKE ANY SENSE
WHY ARE 9PERCENT OF PEOPLE ALLOWED TO DO THIS!!!
FFS THERE ARE MENTALLY ILL "MEN" OUT THERE RIGHT NOW PREGNANT WAITING TO FUCK UP THEIR KIDS LIFE
FUCK FUCK FUCK
IF THEIR IS A GOD KILL US ALL
WE DESERVE NOTHING
WE SHOULD NOT BE ABLE TO START A HUMAN LIFE!!!
Stupid question, but I'll bite.
Squats and oats. And dead lifts. Fuck you OP.
kill myself
imagine deciding in the next 5 mins you want to have a child.
all you need to do is go out tonight. It's literally that easy
Deadlifts.
Cable Crunches.
I mean it is better than factory babies where you no freedom
But not worth it
We need to purge .....everything.....
If I were transformed into an attractive white female I would do pure bodyweight so that I had maximum time to get married and breed as many white Aryan children as possible, so the future generation is full of images of the Lord and not born half-apes.
Like every attractive white female I will do nothing.
>party every weekend
>drink and eat whatever I want
>be attractive even when putting on weight
>end up with a child or two before I am 25, gotta secure some good genetics while I am still young and hot
>continue partying untill attention starts to slow
>get some cuck who has just started lifting to fall for me
>obviously used to be unattractive so doesn't know what he is capable of
>mfw he thinks we are the same league
>he raises my children and I get to stay at home and do whatever
>allow him to have a child with me, so he doesn't feel like a cuck.
>pass these values on to my cuckolded daughter(s) and teach my husbands son to stand by a woman regardless if her children don't like you.
skipping over the time space contiuum issues
>only right answer
Clean and press
Chest flies
Deadlifts and hanging leg raises for the glutes, grip, and core. lower body is all that matters on females anyway but I'll still get some good healthy arms and maybe capped shoulders from the deads. Corework would balance my physique out and maintain posture.
Jesus man what kind of community do you live in where this is the shit you see.
Already was. Now I'm reporting for being irrelevant
Tricep kickbacks and elliptical training
Squat and curls, rip tris