Anyone else like to get horny before a workout?

I feel like it helps motivate me to go harder, and reminds me if I get fit girls will want to fuck me. It's silly/sad or whatever but it works. I also edge before a workout and reward myself post-workout with a fap. Anyone else do these things or have any other similar stories?

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Jesus Christ user

I usually cringe myself out of boners thinking of how autistic I am

>lifting for grills
>never gonna make it

You're gonna end up like the guy who got caught jacking off on the gym security camera.

What's so bad about it if it helps me reach my goals? I've even gone so far as to pop extenze before working out. I get horny and pumped af. I'm also the creator of "Mistress Vayntrub's Femdom Workout", a mixtape with that blends underrated workout music with auido I requested from girls from /soc/. They talk about how much they crave big studs, how turned on they get watching a guy work out, telling the listener to keep going, etc.

I don't need sexual arousal to workout, but it's so much more fun that way.

Except my gym membership ran out and I didn't reenroll, so now I'm at home doing this

Touché.

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Care to share this mixtape?

Sure. The first track's mixing is a little off, but after that it's mixed pretty decently.

vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2

Thanks brah.

No prob. Any feedback or suggestions you have on it is greatly appreciated, since I'm working on a vol. 2

I do it before. Let's me relax

You mean fap before working out? I can do that and have, but when I feel like I'm working toward something (nutting) when working out, I tend to go harder.

vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2
yeboi

I have not considered this before but I guess it's worth a shot. Aren't you at risk of getting hard in the gym? Do you think it really makes that much of a difference to your workout?

Holy shit, this is hilarious, but fuck me it's motivating. Solid tunes as well, mirin'.

I know it personally helps me go just a little harder. But more than that, I feel more motivated, which I'm sure helps keep me on track. Also, it makes working out better because sexual arousal is the shit.

Lol thx man.

yo make a post when you drop your next mixtape senpai

Will do. I'm planning to make at least 4 volumes, if anyone has any suggestions for workout songs that you feel are great that not a lot of people know about, please reccomend them here. I prefer using songs with intros/outros/breakdowns because then I can squeeze in some of that sexy talk.

>vocaroo.com/i/s0O65LPdAAu2

got it without the music?

love the voice but the music is a bit loud. Or is the original clip like 3 mins of her talking or something?

There are a bunch of clips i mixed for the tape. Care to quote which one you're referring to?

oh nvm, i thought it was the same person.

personally im into those mind control mp3s that have really soft wierd ambient music in the background, maybe a bit of moaning too, this is just a bit too explosive for my taste. That also requires like a 20 min monologue though. Someone should get on that

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Nah, I use mad instead of horny. I think horny would distract me too much.

OP here, that is indeed an issue. i end up "edging" for like 2 hrs sometimes before I start my workout.

Maybe MadHorny could work even better tho. Have a girl tease and "cuck" you in an effort to enrage you? Sounds like it would work for me.

No I mean during my workout. I try to concentrate on using the correct muscles to get the most out of my workouts e.g. using the back for rows and minimizing bicep usage, I can do that when I'm mad, but if I was horny I'd just be thinking about that instead.

Ah ok gotcha. What kind of thoughts fuel your workout rage? I might want to incorporate some of that.

Uh. Hard to describe, I just kind of get aimlessly angry. If I focused on a scenario I would get distracted by said scenario. Just do the physical responses that come with getting angry to trick the body. I grit my teeth furrow my brow etc. Basically I do everything I do when I get genuinely angry and then start lifting and I think my body thinks we must be fighting or something because I can definitely push myself further.

That's some next level Bateman psycho shit right there bud.

No same guy, wife left me for a guy that is a total piece of shit. She moved in with him almost immediately and the last time I saw her before I moved she was walking his dog. Shattered my heart and basically cucked me while I was on deployment.

It opened my eyes to realize how fucked up the world is and that women are whores who will run to anything that makes them tingle, they have no loyalty and if you can't keep the tingles flowing their way while you're with them they'll leave you and never look back. I want to be the guy that inspires the tingles. Being a 200 lb fat guy with no muscles doesn't do shit to women surrounded by chads. My standards are high as fuck and I want to be chad.

It was a hard kick in the gut. My family is full of hamplanets so they instilled in me the worst eating/drinking habits and never let me do sports or physical stuff when I was a kid. They kept me occupied with video games and soda. Dads an alcoholic, typical married fat people stuff.

Was 250ish pounds all through highschool with no fucking idea how I managed to get a girl much less stay with her for 8 years and lose my virginity. So it basically told me "i'm fine how I am". Well bad habbits stayed after losing a bunch of weight for the military, trigger weight gain, wife constantly badgered me and put me down because i'm a piece of shit with no style and I'm not very active.

There's a lot of the world to see out there and being fat isn't going to help me do it. I want to go to festivals and bang hot girls, give them the tingles, be good at physical stuff and enjoy being able to take my shirt off at the beach and not be ashamed. Might be doing it for the wrong reasons but who the fuck knows.

I can conjure the rage of 10,000 demons and push PRs every day.

>pic related it's the guy who fucked my wife

Would like for nothing more than to beat the literal fuck out of him. Oh and he's an army drop out.

you got an alias we can follow you by?

Keep going user! I hope you find happiness and sloots galore.

Y'know, nobody has said "I hope you find happiness" to me in a very long time. It means a lot, thank you.

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I go by FTS on the /soc/ thread FSA (Female Sexy Audio). I'll occasionally write scripts or suggest improv ideas for the girls on that thread to perform (which is how I was able to get the audio for the mixtape). This isn't the first time I've been asked for contact from this tape, should I just make a throwaway Email?

Will you be periodically dropping by in fit when you come out with a new one?

holy shit user this is fucking comedy gold I'm in fucking tears

After the humor and novelty wears off, give it a chance. I promise you it's great to listen to while working out.

holy shit she's cumming just from looking at him!

Absolutely. I'm on Veeky Forums pretty much every day anyway, but I'll be sure to post about a new tape when I finish one, as most of the fans of it are from Veeky Forums. If you have any song suggestions or ideas for what the ladies should talk about in the next volume, I'm very open to hearing them.

This is great user. Got any more?

What a time to be alive

Working on vol. 2, but the speed at which it's released depends on how quickly I get recorded contributions from /soc/, which is pretty slow atm.

In the meantime, feel free to suggest songs or the sort of things you want the girls to say.

Idk man, I can't really tell you the best way to go about it. I'd be cool if you had a bandcamp or some shit that was easy to check up on though. I made one for my band back in high school and it was incredibly low pressure.

Yeah, I might just do that. I have a bandcamp for my actual music, but I don't wanna credit myself for these tapes, so I guess I can make a separate bandcamp for these.

If you have enough blood to power your penis after a workout you're not training right.

iirc bandcamp may let you manage separate projects from the same account without them being associated together

Nigga if you're working out right, blood is flowing EVERYWHERE more rapidly.

Will check that out, thx.

Its breddy funny until I heard the second qt3.14, that got me going. Stopped when third one started talking though

Should post it on soundcloud

Yes. Especially at during cardio. I put on my headphones and listen to porn, hearing moans just gets me so pumped. After my run I get home and I usually have a really great chub, jack off in front of the mirror and kinda self worship my fully engorged cock. Feeling my heartbeat synch with the throbbing in my penis, best fucking shit ever, jacking off has pretty much turned into my cardio cool down.

And I do hope you plan on sharing that with us, user

That's a little extreme, but I like it. Do you have a specific kind of porn that you favor for cardio?

That 2nd qt is sprinkled all throughout the tape, not just in the beginning. Just so ya know.

This is glorious

Real good, can you sound cloud this, and if possible give just a mix of only the songs as well and the name of songs used. It's really good.

jesus christ hahaha

make a soundcloud

Music to my ears

I fucking love Foolish Love

You should try and make one with only the second girl, or ones with good mics. The second girl really got me going, her voice was pretty nice but it was mainly the sound quality that made it better.

I usually play some porn videos on the TV while I lift (home gym master race).

I always end up fapping between sets.

I'll try my best to include her, but I can only get the audio when they decide to pop into the specific thread I know them from and are in the mood for recording

Any specific porn subgenres or pornstars that fit exercising well?

Girl on girl yoga porn does it for me. There's a surprising amount of it too.

Yoga porn is the best source for natural, subtly shown sexy feet. A nice alternative to the over the top "LOOK, IT'S FEET" style of foot fetish porn.

Better than expected.

Who is she?

put me in the screencap

post it.

un-fucking real

Are you cucking yourself mentally to big gains? Good goy, user you need Jesus

That's a good way to create natural cortisol, thank you

Milana vayntrub is the only 10/10 grill I found

i do these things bro your not alone. i go on /gif/ to get horney and than go to the gym and sometimes i used to think about my ex and how i fucked her so i get a boner during lifting.

He looks like a faggot whose only good decision in life was to leave the army, not even worth beating up.
That would be cardio, anyway.

>mfw its actually bretty gud

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ayy

I have done some fapping before a workout a few times and feel like I am less shakie and more focuses when I get to the bigger weights never did post work out though

I'm laughing so hard right now user.

This...this was great.

>Those hushed voices
>Motivating

>What do you think of that one girl who turned you down

SHE FUCKING STARTED IT user
I ONLY FUCKING TRIED TO KEEP IT GOING AND SHE STARTED FUCKING IGNORING ME
>Pretty sure I just can't talk to grills desu

How to get into Personality gains Veeky Forums?


>Holy shit the thought of being Chad and using her for only a fuck is bretty motivating lads

>inb4 some porn producer buys his mixtape for a porn soundtrack
Post the audio file already

what the fuck

>wouldworkouttothis/10

Fucking plebs
vimeo.com/155612866
This is 100000000times better workout motivation.

I'll usually clop about an hour before working out,
nap,
then take my pre and im good to go

Posting to get in the screenshot

My man

I did....scroll a little further down for the vocaroo link, friendo

>friendo

I like the way you say that.

Can we fuck bro?

>vimeo.com/155612866

>I'm not white, I'm a ginger
haha gross

this is a classic example of how a hyper emotional estrogenized fat man argues

Wow, I'm really humbled by all the positive feedback. It'll take some time to get the female audio, but I'm gonna work on song sequencing for vol. 2 today guys. I'll try to get it done asap, but it may take over a week due to the inconsisitency of the thread (no one's fault, these girls are contributing this audio for free on their own time, in an effort to get us all hard and jacked.)

Mother of god

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