Who /virgin/ here?

Sup newfag

Yep. 20 years here and just want to get rid of it.

I've only had sex with one girl. I'm 27. We were a couple for 8 years. She broke it up. Will I die alone?

24

Going to be a Christmas Cake in a couple years

>used to be a binge drinking valium addict
>fucked any girl that I could
>got into a relationship, cleaned up
>she cheated, we broke up
>fucked everything that moved, started drinking again
>started working out
>obtain standards
>haven't had sex in 2 years
Never been happier.

Making it brother

Does fugging hot escort count?

We will all die alone

Yes, but only because I can't find the ideal woman to sleep with. The ideal woman I think of doesn't want a relationship, just to be used for sex.

I'm screwed.

I think I'm headed towards men for ass.

Help me Veeky Forums.

Not a virgin but I didn't have sex for about 6 years now.
Forgot how it feels and am horribly afraid of fucking up the "next first time" or even not enjoying it at all.

At least I lost it 2010

Have you tried tinder?
There's usually women who just want to go to the bone zone there.

20 year old kissless, hug-less, hand-holdless virgin reporting in.

W-we are all going t-to make it it, right guys?

Same, I had my chance but I stopped because I felt guilty because she had a boyfriend.

21 YO KV here

I'm talking to a cutie on Tinder. I just downloaded the app a couple of days ago and honestly, for a minority guy, my standards are way too high. But I wouldn't forgive myself if I ever settled.

I am waiting until the right woman comes around. I know what I'm worth!

Keep them high. Having sex with a girl you're not super attracted to is not worth it.

Hermitmode reporting in. Lost virginity about a month ago by pure luck, and now I know what I've been missing out on. Heavy regret.

Used to have sex almost daily for years with gf who looked like she could be the twin of Kittens. Literally exactly like Kittens in every fucking way head to toe. Did everything from casual to the kinkiest shit you could imagine.
Broke up and going on 6 years now without sex. Almost feel like it was all just a dream because it was so long ago.
Six fucking years...

I dunno man

As soon as i started looking good i put a few abb shots on tinder and then lost my virginity to a 5/10, then i fucked a few more 5/10s and it really started to build my confidence up

Now i utterly detest uglies and my standards are pretty high

I just view it like training anything else tbqh

My friends have been convincing me to constantly swipe right and honestly, I cant do it and disagree with their logic.

I'd rather put in more time and always be attracted to my matches rather than weeding through all the trolls.

I turned down guaranteed sex 2 weeks ago because she was decently chubby. I really cannot do it.

30 year old, fit, have no problem to talk to girls, make them smile and laugh... and still virgin lol. Idk guess im just a cuck faggot..

Thats fair enough and i respect your view

But for me i just came to the conclusion that i was wasting my best boner years looking for the "one" when i could actually be out there enjoying my life

In my opinion the time you should start looking wife material is late 20s and the rest is just training (i.e knowing how to spot a slut and a crazy)

26 yo here. I lost it last Thursday. Felt pretty good t.b.h.

how long did you last if i may ask? im scared i will come in 10 sec lol

>tfw you don't want to be in a relationship

hadn't been in a committed relationship in a while and focused on self-development instead. now i got a gf again but i feel like she's getting in the way. i'm not sure if what i'm feeling is just my inertia in response to a possible change in lifestyle or if women really are the gains goblins i perceive them as but either way i feel like i'll have to either be a cheating asshole or break things off with her if i don't want to sacrifice my freedom to so whatever (and whoever) i want.
is there a ''right'' thing to do?

Virgin reporting. I've had a few chances of losing it, but the girls that wanted my dick were either not my type or plain fuck crazy.

Had some intimate moments with past gfs, but we never got to that point. Only 5 more years.

I keep making dates with Tinder girls, things always go good at first when we texting but frequently they'll bail on me last minute or in some cases, go on like one or two dates then never be free again. What am I doing wrong, Veeky Forums?

What are your lifts at?

>was a fat fuck all my life
>currently losing weight (down 75lbs) but still a fat fuck
>on top of that I was autismal and couldn't talk to girls at all
>girls have never shown any interest in me (a couple hambeasts maybe) and I haven't gotten remotely close to anything with anyone
>all this time I've been waiting for some girl to take the lead and help me come out of my shell but it will never happen so long as I look like this

This past year I've been making an effort to be more forward and actually flirt with girls, make eye contact and break the touch barrier as soon as possible, and it's actually kinda been working despite my whaleness, got a couple of real QTs interested in me but still not enough to take the lead. Still gonna cut the weight but I kind of like this handicap, it's forcing me to take the initiative and be more alpha if I want to get anywhere.

holy shit i kekd for the first time in a month

virgin logic

>having a gf that you haven't had sex with

What the fuck are you people doing? How do you even call someone your partner without having fucked them first?

Not at all. Ive got some good news for you user.

Four months and I'm ordering my wizard's hat.
I've lost all hope of becoming functioning member of society.

I had sex once, so i'm practically a virign

Like 3 minutes (maybe less, kinda hard to tell because it felt a bit surreal and I was concentrating of the fucking) she had been jerking me off for like 15 beforehand. Didn't matter anyway because she knew I was a virgin so there weren't any expectations. She was just happy for me. It was nice.

Yup. 24 years old. Dated, kissed a few, gotta a really lousy blow job. Other than that, virgin. Feels bad man.

Granted I'm a recovering fatty and I refuse to lower my standards as far as to fuck an absolute pig of a ham beast, so there is that.
>inb4 lol virgin with standards

Rather fuck my hand than fuck some fat bitch and have to deal with the ensuing drama. I'm working my way towards being decent to look at. Then I'll consider my options from there.
>will probably just end up spending $500 for a night with a good call girl anyway.

get some viagra, so it goes smooth the first time.

I don't expect any of those girls are virgins, OP.

On account of all western women being whores.

Sadly me aswell, I'm good looking, good at talking but each time I get a girl home I'm so fucking drunk and I never manage to get my dick up so I just make a bullshit excuse and we just end up making out, spooning, falling alseep, repeat. Feels fucking bad...

>picrelated girl from 2 days ago

also 26
turning 27 on 4th july

On that note... Should I bang an escort?

lol Id never use Tinder to look for wife material but I get you

Being a 21 year old minority guy is suicide on an app like this and combined with my pickiness, I'm clearly wasting my own time. My bio literally starts with 6'0 just so I can get some attention. I still have senior year to try and make moves on girls in school and what not so I dont need to be desperate.

>muh pussy is pussy dichotomy
I get that I should be practicing on uggos and getting my confidence up but Id feel much more validated having sex with a decent girl. The validation will satisfy me more than the physical pleasure ever could.

Or maybe I'm just a virgin.

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Pic related sold her v card for around 800k $.
At least we will have our magic powers

Balkan?

> Be fat 23 year old Virgin
> lose 80 pounds and get fit
> Decide to go back to school
> Applied really late and it's a really small school so i couldn't get into res, move into a house with some other students instead
> One of my roommates seems into me
> Roommates throw party, the one roommate is laughing at everything I say and following me the whole time, I go to sit on the couch and she sits next to me and basically rubs against me and makes out with me, we go up to her room and bang.

Damn, that was easy. I wasn't even doing anything to make it happen, she literally did all the work, she wasn't that bad looking either. Apparently I'm really good looking when I'm not massively overweight (shocking)

We write okej also

Also I think it is because I'm cutting and I'm getting quite low amounts of carbohydrates so my testosterone is probably shit, I don't even get boners in the morning anymore....

I completely used "dichotomy" wrong there
kek

How exactly?

ooh, okey (okej)

Shit m8 this hit me too hard
I ve been in a relationship for a few month 2 years ago never been able to get another girl since
I ask myself this question every day "will I die alone?"

20 yo kissless virgin reporting in
I still think about the time I probably had a chance with a grill but I blew it (in my defense she most likely had a bf)

Yep. Kissless, handholdless virgin. Had a few chances to get a gf. Girls even approach me sometimes. I don't use any social media besides Snapchat, if that counts, and I rarely check that. I even got some lewd pics from a qt but because I never check Snapchat I didn't see it for like a week and the interest was lost. Honestly, I'm getting to an age were most girls are used, and I don't find another virgin I don't think I'll give mine up. Looks like I'm buckling down for the wizard ride, voluntarily now. If only I could get this nofap shit down. I relapsed twice back to back. When I go on long nofap streaks wizardry is easier to bear.

21 here
Had my first legit kiss at a filthy nightclub in manchester with some time 18yo slag

Not a proud man

handholdless kv, 22

been using tinder for about a year. 500 matches (of which half have unmatched me) but that aint shit considering ive swiped right probably ten thousand times. not even exaggerating. the matches are decent though.

ive only had maybe one match that genuinely seemed like an interesting person. all the rest are just good-looking. problem is, im not good-looking enough for them to be interested in just hooking up and im too autismo to work my way up to pussy through some goddamn date in a cafe.

i recently made another tinder account with a shirtless pic and the text "someone take my virginity already". i get some matches here and there but most of them just dont respond when i try to take things further. i think my body is decent, but having no face pic and having only one selfie in a bathroom probably scares most of the potential away.

i kinda wish i had some hobby that i could use to sneak in a picture showing some gains without looking like a complete douche

That's super cool, that you got clean, but there's nothign more sad that seeing a girl who gets with an addict. Their families always tell them, that's bad move. And they never listen. They think they can change a man, which they obviously can't, unless the man wants to change himself. And in 90% of cases he doesn't.

When you're 30 and you don't like an emo fag that song hits hard youtube.com/watch?v=Soa3gO7tL-c

>25 year old virgin
>recently became handsome thanks to Veeky Forums
>friend agrees to be my first since she thinks I'm hot now
>it's weird and doesn't even feel good, I get soft after a couple minutes and we stop
>fast forward a couple months
>just made a Tinder and doing really well on it
>hooked up with an asian qt last week but couldn't get hard enough so I just ate her out for like an hour

Have any anons been in a similar situation and eventually gotten their dicks working? I know it's probably just nerves but I can't help feeling like I'll never get past this.

Pic related, a different asian qt who wants the D if I can get it functional

I'm an infantry captain at the age of 24 who is scheduled to go to ranger school next October, I'm also air assault, airborne and sapper qualified, also a combat vet who has deployed to Afghanistan twice. I still haven't kissed somebody and is also a virgin. YOU CANT MAKE THIS SHIT UP.

my first time i couldn't get it up. i was nervioso as fuck.

now i can get it up by i cum fast. i notice i can last longer if i take deep breathes and stop clenching my butt cheeks. doggy helps me last longer because i can usually smell the poo in the girls asshole. takes time breh. try to slow down and enjoy it.

Fuck on first date dummy

22 and never been in any relationship. kissing seems strange to me

>had chances, but I've always managed to cock-block myself in one way or another

the story of my life

21 and counting. This year though....

>only fucked escorts

Am I still a virgin?

>she knew I was a virgin

dude, how did you manage to gather the confidence to tell her you were a virgin?

Is it a good idea to tell other people?

> i recently made another tinder account with a shirtless pic and the text "someone take my virginity already"

Hahaha wow dude just stop that.

Depends on how attractive you are I think. When I was a virgin a girl asked me if I was and I said yes. Then she decided to take it like it was a trophy or something.
The next girl I had told her I just didn't have much experience and she said that's fine. So we took it slow, she taught me some things and everything worked out great. It should also be noted that I exclusively go for older women and both girls were 1-4 years older than me so they might just be the nurturing type.

i know its silly but i like being silly. i almost shat my pants using tinder for the first time ("what if some girls i know see me and laugh at me" and other stupid shit) but now ive just grown dull and i do all kinds of stupid shit like that just for laughs

im using a fake name on the other account so i really have nothing to lose.

but i think there is a point in making an account like that. my regular account is a bit of "nice guy" account so when i try to hook up they pretty much say "i just matched with you cause you seem funny". at least the matches i get on the 2nd account arent that scared

Lmao

I haven't had sex in 10 months.

It's not the end of the world for me.

Right now I'm trying to get my life in order before going after girls.

Basically I'm trying to unfuck myself before going and fucking girls.

Me. i don't mind.

Don't really do anything/go anywhere, got drunk one night and got invited to hang out with some friends. Fell asleep in a bed with one, woke up still drunk, she wanted the d, she got the d.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Haha, I thought that when I was 21. I also thought that when I was 18. 25 now, just 5 more years and I will control the memes with my mind.

wait does it count if you hold hands with her as she leads you through a crowded party to go get liquor?

definitely
sorry m8

What would realistically happen to women if makeup was destroyed for ever. Would every woman turn into a neckbeard?

>tfw i was a 20 year old virgin pre-2016
>now fucked 6 girls

reli makez u think....

...

delete this lame fucking reddit tumblr tier shit immediately

But it really makes you think

You are lost. I'd rather watch two tyrannies having sex with their father than read your gay-ass reddit tier "thoughtful" bullshit. I fucking hate you like you will never understand.

this only applies for retarded women who's afraid to be alone

most men can deal with being alone, they have to

I'm not surprised in the least. The military life, especially in combat arms, is so alien to civilians. If you've been around your unit for so long, you'll find it hard to make connections with people in the civilian world. This mentions nothing of meeting women. Now, add in some social awkwardness and introversion formulated in your teenage years and you'll end up like somebody such as yourself.

I used to be in your shoes, man. Don't beat yourself up.

haven't fucked in over two years. also trying to get my life together. nothing wrong with it senpai. girls will always be there.

Stats? What did you do to improve?

May as well ask here :
Is whacking it good or bad for you?