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Sup Veeky Forums

Im going to fuck this girl later this week. I have had sex with a handful of women but never seem to last that long. Thia girl is a slut and is kind of making a game out of having sex with me. She is telling me if I dont last long, dont preform well, or if it is any way bad, she will not have sex with me again.

Now my problem is; I don't have sex very often and would like a "fuck buddy" for sure for dem bonezone gains.

So what tips do the fine people of Veeky Forums have for me. Other than don't catch feelings.

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Enjoy the herpes

She gross dude
And that's coming from a tattooed hipster

Kek that picture haunts me
It should be mandatory that every yinder account include a picture with no make up what so ever

I just got rid of chlamydia, is a condom enough to dodge the herp?

Christ almighty user. Treat yourself better. There is a non STD infested person out there for you. I don't think pissing fire and being itchy forever is worth getting your cock wet

Bro, c'mon take better care of your body/sanity.

>not fucking everything that gives you a second look

I bet you nerds wipe with moist towelettes and use band-aids. If you havent got at least 1 std and have been single for 3+ years kill yourself

youtube.com/watch?v=dVfnd5r8bM0

wtf man makeup should be illegal wtf WTF

>tfw been single for 20 years ;_;

If she treats her snatch like the rest of her skin I hope you're planning on bringing full body PPE

There is literally no reason not to use band-aids.

Op here,pic is not the girl I am planning to fuck

Man-child tier confirmed

Then why the fuck would you open with
>going to fuck this girl

OP just do it.
>be craig gass
>following KISS on tour
>dumb luck gets road crew in same hotel as KISS band members
>see gene hook up with literal pageant model chick night 1
>next night
>in lobby
>gene passes through with heavy set women/small planet
>elevator closing
>see gene mouth "oh yeah" to me
>next day
>see gene
>ask him about girl
>"craig you cannot have filet mignon every night. "

>being a literal dancing monkey for a girl
lmao

ok i see why we misinterpreted,
op please warn us in the future that the pic isn't related!
Holy shit i was cringing and praying it gets killed with fire for your sake.

is that her great great grandma on the left?

sounds like a nightmare bro, I wouldn't grace her with the gift of my cock with that crazy attitude. planning out sex before even having it? shit happens spontaneously when you're around girls naturally, not through weird text planning wtf
fuck the current year

Guys i have herpes and it's not even bad. I got it from my qtpa2t gf and she is the love of my life. I want to be with her forever so it doesn't matter i got herpes from her.

>tatoos
Instantly dropped

Just wear one of those numbing condoms when you're fucking her. If she doesn't want you wearing one then put it on like a hour or half a hour before.

top fucking kek

Who gives a fuck? Pump and dump that dumb whore.

I fucking love watching cuck porn and pretending to be cucked sometimes when fapping, but seeing first person stuff like this saddens and disgusts me. It's as if all of the romance and companionship is there, but she literally prefers a bull fucking over hubby despite that. Ugh.

Don't jerk off or even think of touching your penis until you fuck her

>YOLO XD

does she look like she's enjoying it?

if anything that picture is kind of alpha in that youre making your wife whore herself out in that you have power over her vagina

Okay, so that's just as sad. I don't want to whore my wife out just to feel some false sense of power over her. I don't want her to reluctantly fuck other men to satisfy my sick fetishes.

In a perfect world, we roleplay and pretend I'm someone else while fucking her. She talks about how much better I am than hubby. I get the arousal of being a cuck and the satisfaction of being her only bull, all without anyone actually fucking someone else.

>In a perfect world, we roleplay and pretend I'm someone else while fucking her. She talks about how much better I am than hubby. I get the arousal of being a cuck and the satisfaction of being her only bull, all without anyone actually fucking someone else.
lmao thats worse than making your wife fuck some dude for your own enjoyment. I dont see how your cuck fantasy is in any way better than a sexual power play in telling your wife "you wanna see her whore out".
>she talks about how much better I am than hubby
im laffin

Come on, in all actuality cuck RPing is a lot safer than actual cucking. I'd be heartbroken if actually cucked, but it'd be hot af as RP.

Also, that pic you posted with hubby holding her hand doesn't seem like he's pimping her out, but instead taking any scraps she throws him because he still loves her but knows he can't compete.

kek, more of this girl? or more like this?

Honestly, the girl in the OP is intentionally making an unflattering pose. If she angled her face the same way as in the second picture, she'd look fine.

imgur.com/gallery/ynkv8
Here's a collection of pornstars with and without (with less at least) makeup.

look at her face boy, if you think thats an enjoying sex face youre awful in bed
cuck RPings is still being cucked in the worst way in that your WIFE is FANTASIZING about FUCKING ANOTHER DUDE INSTEAD OF YOU. When you whore out your wife its a sexual power play if you arn't a beta and enjoy it compared to your wife that doesnt enjoy the thought

now if a GIRL presents the idea to YOU then youre cucked
if YOU present the idea to the GIRL its a sexual power play

>f you havent got at least 1 std kill yourself.

I can't express how amazed I am at your ability to fail and think it's success.

people like you need to wear a sign that says "I have diseases, respect me" So I can know who to avoid.

>chlamydia
This is the best STD. Only one I have ever contracted. Had it twice. Ahh... memories.

OP just fuck her. Christ, if you're good or bad it doesn't change the fact that you fucked an actual woman. Make sure you make her cum before you do.

>It's as if all of the romance and companionship is there,

but it literally isn't, that's the point of cucking.

your some abusive bitches dogshit pet. If that gets you off you should have your balls chopped off so you don't accidentally reproduce.

lol you guys arguing over
>"i cant satisfy my wife so i let her fuck others" "b-but i presented the idea to her that makes me alpha, r-right guys?"
wtf is wrong with you 2

lol what a fucking cunt. get a blowjob, pummel her for 2 minutes then tell her to leave.

>Thread begins with a guy asking advice.
>has now derailed into a debate about the morality of cucking

Never change Veeky Forums, I love ya.

cucks are mentally ill

They're cowards and masochists at the heart of it, and indulging in their failures and self loathing is how they get off.

slap her in the face then piss in her mouth once you finish

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lmao i've seen this picture everywhere

>implying sex is worth an std
>caring about women
topkek, the point is that you TELL her to fuck some dude to whore her out for your own sexual pleasure.

Being a cuck is about being submissive
Being alpha ia about being dominant

A dude who gets fucked in the ass = beta
A dude who fucks an ass = alpha

She's still fuxking other guys while you watch, call it what you want, cuck.

Cuck RP doesn't mean she's fantasizing about another guy, it means she still finds you hot but is playing along because it's a naughty fantasy.

Cuck RP is OBVIOUSLY better than you letting her fuck other guys just because it was your idea.

hahaha here we go, keep making it ok to yourself brother

If you enter a RELATIONSHIP with a woman and then ask her to fuck someone else, you have issues

>the point is that you TELL her to fuck some dude to whore her out for your own sexual pleasure.

You're such a fucking loser dude omg.

Look, you are getting confused, You are confusing cucking with pimping.

Let me explain something to you, pimping is only cool because the girls (who you don't care about) are making you MONEY

Cucking is cucked because you are letting other men fuck a girl you do care about, for free.

keep telling yourself this

I don't have cucking at all in my sexual life but If I had a choice whoring out my wife would be much more better for my EGO why? because youre basically telling her you don't care that she fucks other dudes, basically calling her a whore tbqh.

I gaurentee you if you asked your GF you wanted to watch her fuck some dude she'd get all assmad instead of jumping for joy like you cucks think.

Night Shift Nurses, aw yeah. That nigga ate her shit after that and STILL got no credit.

even then pimping is no where near as cool as keeping all the women for yourself and making your money in another way

lol I wasnt saying it was fine either way hahahahaha I'm saying your beta cos you cant satisfy your own wife

>implying im married
>implying you asking your wife to fuck some dude means SHE isnt satisfied
cmon dude step up your comprehension game

protip: my first post ITT was laughing at some dude for getting herpes from his GF, if you think im a turbocuck return to reddit

But why would you post a pic of a guy who uses Daddy's money to hire escorts in flocks?

I honestly don't know that much about him.

I was under the impression that he made all his money from poker and recruits girls to be part of his harem.

>Dan
>cool

>Both of you have extreme aspergers.

If you do want to go ahead and hook up with this plague vector, the key to longevity in bed is simply to not worry about your performance.

Accept that you will perform badly, embrace it, and then seemingly miraculously you will perform just fine.

Besides, sex isn't fun if you're constantly stressing, just enjoy yourself and finish early if you have to. You can always go again a few minutes later if you don't say anything desperately pathetic in between.

looooool you sure are defending it tho

>looooool

how's it going bud? bit salty? hit too close to home its all g bro
>"got no defence lets say he's from reddit"

>bit salty when I dont allow cucking at all in my relationship
Go ask your gf to fuck another dude while you watch for your own sexual pleasure, and see how assmad she'll get. Why? because whoring out your partner isnt an inherently cuck move.

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Everytiem

You cuck acceptance internet task force is almost as bad as the pedophilia acceptance internet task force.

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Nothing wrong with loving children.

>love children
>not even old enough to have a fully formed personality.

you're a sexual predator bro no point in denying it.

*Gets caught wanting to watch his girl get fucked by alphas while he holds her hand*
>"I-I'm not a cuck, I'm a PIMP"

top kek

>not even old enough to have a fully formed personality.

Of course they are. Have you ever interacted with children? I work in a primary school, and some of those kids are the funniest, most intelligent, sexiest people I've ever met.

Child love was a societal norm until feminism and modern liberalism started saying it was bad.

does she really look like she's enjoying this ?

The alpha part is imposing your will on your wife and not caring about what you think
>I work in a primary school

>Child love was a societal norm until feminism and modern liberalism

It's never gonna be normal in countries where god pays attention, if you want to rape kids you'll have to buy them from their parents in thailand.

You're either a troll or a piece of shit. It's instinctual for parent to not want you around their kids for a reason.

I'm seriously curious how psychological pathologies like yours develop. Is it inborn?

>It's never gonna be normal in countries where god pays attention
>Implying the Catholic Church isn't one of the biggest supporters of pederasty

The Bible also says nothing about underage love, but presumably it was routinely accepted, as around that time period girls were married off as young as 7 and 8.

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Look at antiquity, bros. The Greeks, whose bodies you idolize, were all about that sweet sweet man-boy love.

There's nothing wrong with loving a child. Deal with it.

>and not caring about what you think
I think you meant what she thinks. And if that's the case, you're wrong. She's not some fucking piece of meat whore for you to make do whatever you want. She's your wife, the one girl who you're actually supposed to cherish. But lemme guess, I'm "beta" for thinking like that. Never get married, you manipulative, conniving cuck

>as around that time period girls were married off as young as 7 and 8.

That's because around that time slavery was the norm and there was no such thing as human rights or respect for your fellow man unless he was a better killer than you.

Nobody likes or accepts the pedophiles in the catholic church as normal.

pedophilia is pretty much just evil. Saying it's okay because, for the majority of human history humanity has been evil, is stupid, we're trying to move away from that as a species.

Cuck fetish is a total turnoff of for me and even giving it thought makes me feel anger.

Must be a closet cuck pls send help

>defending pedophilia on Veeky Forums

no, it means you still have your sanity.

>The Greeks, whose bodies you idolize
Lots of assuming there. Most children who were coerced by adults into doing sexual acts are traumatized by it. The ones who think they aren't grow to be predators like you. Face it

>She's not some fucking piece of meat whore for you to make do whatever you want. She's your wife, the one girl who you're actually supposed to cherish
I think youre beta for getting married in the first place. ANYWAY it is alpha if you basically tell her what you want her to do, you cannot deny this.

you're """"exploiting"""" your wife for your own sexual pleasure. Is BDSM beta because youre letting your wife get beaten? It stops being alpha when SHE is on board with it fully as its no longer a sexual power play

No, he lost a chunk of his daddys money to get a title of "Professional poker player"

He has failed in pretty much every endevour he has started and now just lives of his dads criminal money as a instagram celebrity.

Honestly feel kinda bad for the guy

>inb4 sour grapes

You aren't a pimp, you are a cuck.

No matter how many dicks you "command" your wife to suck, you are still the cuck.

Stop acting like you know what you're talking about lol. Child marriages have never been related to slavery at all. BOYS would seduce MEN in Greek society. None of it was forced. It was romanticized and seen as the ideal relationship.

Do you know why that is? It's because while you're getting cucked by old, used up whores, young boys and girls are eager and willing to learn and please. They're the sexiest form out there. There's a reason why loli and shota are so popular. There's a reason that child love was demonized recently in history. Hint; it's because of feminism.

>They're traumatized by it

No, they're traumatized by predators like you beating into them the idea that sexual relationships are wrong.

I don't need to feel powerful or dominant to be sexually aroused. And I especially wouldn't slut out a woman I care about. You're either a cuck, a manipulative asshole, or both. Either way, you lack sexual mental wellbeing.

is it adultery if you tell her to do it and she doesnt enjoy it?
>caring about women
>falling for the vaginal jew
srs go back to the depths of reddit where you belong

>There's a reason why loli and shota are so popular.

Yeah, because the majority of human beings are awful people and are only good because they haven't been given the chance to do evil, this is common knowledge.

If it weren't for the freemasons, europe and america would still be a hell hole.

You think you can maintain a semi-safe society with shit like pedophilia and gangster culture being the norm? Fuck no. The only reason why it was "civilized" in Greek society is because they had slaves.

The powerful people would exploit all the weak people and this was how society worked.

It was a society based upon fear, like most societies are.

We call that terrorism and in the modern age we kill terrorists.

Wow, you'll try anything won't you? The fact of the matter is, pre-pubescant children don't want sexual contact. What you "people" do is molestation and rape.

>Comparing pedophilia, something based on love, with gangster culture, slavery, and terrorists

Wew lad

if you are someone who says "vaginal jew" in an un-ironic manner it just tells me your a dumbass

>pre-pubescent children don't want sexual contact

That's why children as young as 1 and 2 masturbate, show an intense curiosity with sexual organs, and play "doctor" with each other?

OP:

Go to your doctor. Tell him that you are having troubles getting it up. Ask that you want to try something mild. He will give you Cialis.

It lasts 3 days. It has no effect except for when you're sexually aroused. It is then that it gives you a rock-hard boner that will ensure you don't cum fast and gives you a short refractory time.

The end.