How do i avoid hitting the wall?

so hot girls that turn ugly only do so because they have kids with hot guys or don't have money? wat

i'm shy and every guy i like either has a gf or ends up being crazy or theres no chemistry

stay away from the sun.

most aging on skin is caused by the sun.

wear 30 spf sunscreen everyday. make sure your sunscreen blocks uva and uvb

sunscreen needs to be reapplied every 2 hours unless you use zinc oxide sunscreen (but that leaves white cast)

The wall isnt women turning ugly.
That's the meme women fall for.
Its not securing a family before you turn 30, when you become used up and men become more experienced and confident and oftem have careers and money and juat dont need someone your age anymore.
I made it pretty clear
Women's best years are 20 - 30
Mens best years are 30+
The wall is thinking you can be free till 30 and still secure a stable relationship for the future.

>im 18 and I haven't found a candidate for marriage yet

You're literally new to life. This isn't out of the ordinary.

>im shy
Welcome to the autismo club..find another shy guy and have a relationship.
Stop thinking you are some hot shit that deserves a celebrety. You can litterally turn a boy into a man by giving him pussy.

Eat healthy. Workout don't smoke. Start taking HGH when you're older to keep everything tight

Drink lots of water.

Have a regular sleep schedule.

Become vegan (seriously)

Do cardio

every cute autistic kid i find already has an autistic gf
i have giant tits and everything what do i do???

post some tits

this board is sfw honey 8^)

You can crosslink it to /s/ ;)

Get married, be loyal and supportive to your husband, have many children to love and be loved by, learn to be satisfied by what you have, not whatever you could maybe get.

Find a diferent autist. Often the best guy for you tends to be one you ignore.
Those guys are often interested in things like games. And the shy ones are often scared to talk. I kind of wish i was there as your jimmeny cricket, i vould point them out to you because i used to be one of them.
And it doesnt matter how nice your body is, it can work to your disadvantage because it intimidates the guys you should be seeing and attracts the ones who will just use you, i.e. baby chads.
And how big is big? Decent handful size or obnoxiously big and saggy?

>sfw
>shirtless men posted non stop

Example of type of guy to avoid, if they want nudes, and have the nerve to ask, automatic redflag that you are just another bitch being juggled amung others.

HOW DO I TURN INTO A MILF WHEN IM OLDER
how many women with kids do you see that are hideous? the correct answer is most of them
my future husband won't fuck me if i turn into a groce beast of a woman

Stay fit when you are young. Stop being stressed about everything. Litterally accept thay life will be ok.
Gain a little weight, read: a little, as you get older to keep softening skin tight.
Stay the FUCK out of the sun. That red, skitty skin is disgusting.

yeah i'm into games too, and other stupid autistic shit i shouldn't waste my money on
all i want is a quiet autist to cuddle at night
my boobs are a lot like Kate Upton's, and i know people have mixed opinions on hers. im a 12G (Australian) but im 5 ft 7 and slightly chubby with big hips so it balances out

>m'lady

The Wall is looked from the mating perspective.
You'll grow old no matter what, it's about hormones, you can't stop that.

Suck my dick manlet.

>australian
Probably your issue right there.
My guess is because guys think that youre out of their league. And i dont blame them, they have shit experience, and wouldnt even know where to start.
Try thinking like a cougar rather than a teenager. Who would a cougar go after? And work from there. A slightly chunky guy is a good place to start to but because of his autismo you may have to put more work in the relationship. Try to teach him, either directly or through example.

>have no bf to take me anywhere i want
burn in hell forever you fat bitch

Also do NOT smear your skin with cosmetics, no soap, no shampoo and no sunblock.

All cosmetics are filled with toxic shit, just keep your skin clean with water.

Here's a good example of a guy to start with if you cant find an unjaded virgin. Very likely has trouble with girls, probably has no idea what they like or dont like, and has been mistreated. It will take time to get over his trust issues tho. Girls can be shitty people with how selfish they are

I always shoot well beliw my league and the guys always spaz out hard when i break it off haha

>no sunblock
That's literally the worst advice for your skin. You should be using sunblock everyday, just not the 99 cent stuff at walmart

i don't want to have to guide a man like he's a fucking kid, a man needing a gf to act like his mum is the biggest turn off for me
thanks for your advice though, really helpful

wtf you want me to smell like shit?

dam this post made me love having a penis again

Have you ever taken a look at what is in sunscreen? That shit is not good for your health.

If you eat right you wont smell like shit, I never use deodorants or soap and I smell fine.

Just water is enough trust me, your body will thank you.

>Also do NOT smear your skin with cosmetics
This, avoid makeup.
I would go as far as to say avoid things like soap because hygene is your number one priority. Men have accute senses of smell with women and one bad smell will ruin it. Always make sure your ass and pussy are washed at all times. Even after you shit. And if you meet a guy and you have even the slightest suspicion things may go down, wash yourself. Its embarassing as fuck for there to be unsightly, nasty wetness in your pussy lips or asscrack.
That beung said, yea stay away from makeup. It ruins your natural skin and falsly advertizes looks you dont have.

again, if you actually buy good sunscreen there's nothing bad in it.

>i don't want to have to guide a man like he's a fucking kid
News flash, 18 year old guys are kids. And so are you. The mindset you have is a one way ticket to the wall. Get the fuck over yourself.

>18
>tattoos
have a nice rest of your life

Find a fucking Chad who has a balance of alpha and providing traits.
He's gonna fuck you hard, but he will treat you with respect afterwards.
Ofc finding such gentlemen is hard.

So work on yourself, hit the gym, hit the library, learn to cook and keep your desires under control (nobody will take you if you fuck different men every week, drink, do drugs and act as a hoe in general)
Nobody will take you if you act as a hoe except Beta Bob who still needs his mom in 30s and likes long walks in the park ( no, he will not ravage you in the bushes, he likes to think that you are his princess)

Don't worry about the Wall, you can always find a provider and cheat on him with a Chad.

>Just water is enough trust me
Avoid shit advice like this. Soap was invented in our history for a reason.

ugh idk how to explain it
i live with my older brother (20 years old), he doesn't know how to cook or clean, relies on me and our mother to clean up after him, literally never has any money because he spends it on weed and fast food
thats the kind of man child i'm talking about
i don't mind teaching a guy about girls if he has no experience, it'd be fun
just don't want to be a guy's mum

Kek, you really want her to crash and burn, jesus.
Lay off the salt bro damn

Stop white knighting you fag. No girl wants to "teach" an autist like you how to handle her.

lol pic isn't me

That's because they're obsessed with careers and shit and take birth control

So before humans invented soap everyone was dirty?

The human body just like all animals can clean itself just fine, if you add washing yourself with water you WILL be clean.

Also do not forget the sun cleans your skin too.

>i have giant tits
Ah, you're a fatty. It all makes sense now.

Thats a conpletely different kind of guy from the one i mean.
A young pothead, avoid.
The good ones are straight shooters, and dont even so much as smoke cigarettes.
Try actually dating a guy, see what he can do. If he can do things where he, in your words, doesnt need a mum then you can start there.
I guess i kind of forget some guys are like that, ive been on my own since 17.
Cant tell you how many women ive met who cant even cook or fold their panties tho.
The irony when women dont want to be someones mum but always want someone to be their daddy.

if she dates smart and doesn't give out free pussy she won't crash n burn.
I'm not trying to reverse psych

>Men's 30's are like a womans 20's
Loving this meme

>No girl wants to "teach" an autist like you
Why are you protecting?

>So before humans invented soap everyone was dirty?
Yes. Take that hipster shit elsewhere and bathe yourself pajeet.

>Also do not forget the sun cleans your skin too.
You are literally retarded.

>goes to /r9k/
Discarded

I mean they were using oils and ash even in the bronze age.

I agree that soap is bullshit but you need at least olive oil and preferably salt too.

i honestly don't care if a guy wants to smoke occasionally, as long as he can handle it and still function as a human being then it's fine. i just want equal responsibilities and shit like that

anyway i don't even need to think about that at the moment, instead how to find autistic guys who will love me and fuck me
where do i find them
what do i say to them
etc

>i honestly don't care if a guy wants to smoke occasionally
Nope. Avoid it. If a guy doesnt have his life together and is a pothead, thats all he will ever be. If he truely has his shit together and smokes, thats different.
I've seen to many girls fuck up and make this exception. Dont do it.

>instead how to find autistic guys who will love me and fuck me
Autistic guys are often alone. So avoid guys that are often with groups of friends. Autists dont often have friends. Which means they will make your their world.

>where do i find them
>what do i say to them
Any place where a guy can be alone and entertain himself free of judgement. Most may only work and go home. They're difficult to meet in public. Online may be your best bet.

jesus fuck
why is it so difficult
i don't want to be a virgin any longer

Now you have a taste of what goes through their mind.
You have to put effort into it too.

Its beem a long time since ive lived that life so its difficult to say where to go these days.
Game shops, large book stores.
And especially Gyms.
Gyms can have autists by the droves. Go at off times like midnight.

sounds like a plan
i'll go to autist shops tomorrow
my gym closes at 9pm LMAO

Find a 24 hour gym. Autists usually like those because they go on a whim.

You have to focus to look the best you can so you can marry some rich fuck in your early 20s. Older girls are always reserved for low tier fucks

Now if ive answered everything, post your body with a time stamp thanking Veeky Forums and gtfo

good idea honey baby sweetie

since the thread is already full of men giving women advice.

How do I become good at sex, how to give blowjobs? How to turn him on etc. anything any stories would be much appreciated cause I have zero experience so far

Oh and anything that your gf/ex does or done that makes you super happy

This is horrible advice

This
Never date/fuck/marry down

You smell, you are just used to it and your friends (if you have any) tolerate it

no alcohol or cigarettes, they fucking smash you headfirst into the wall at breakneck speed

Watch porn. You will learn alot about what guys like and see there.
The kind of porn a guy watches reflects his tastes.
I only watch porn with women who are pearshaped. Big asses, wide hips, for example.

As for blowjobs, focus on the ridge of the tip and the skin just under it. Thats where the majority of the nerves are. And figure out a guys niche, some like it slow, some like it rough, some even like to be bitten.

>That's literally the worst advice for your skin. You should be using sunblock everyday, just not the 99 cent stuff at walmart

Sunblock smells though
People can clearly tell you have it on.

I like the smell of sunblock. Reminds me of the beach and fun.

OP, I'll give you some advice based on what I look for in women.

Stay fit. Until you die. No exceptions.
Be a consistent and at least decent cook.
Be clean; your body and your home.
Show commitment to something, whether it be lifting, a career, or even just taking care of a pet.
Don't let your female friends influence your goals.
Don't be easy. No one-night stands, no casual relationships. Heavy flirting and kissing is fine, but sex is off the table until you're confident about the guy you choose.

This is all I care about, everything is backed up with either statistical or sound reasoning. If you want me to elaborate, I can.

You sound autistic but I also agree with you.
The daily struggles of Veeky Forums.

Avoid things that ruin your body, that is shitty food, alcohol, smoking and too much sunlight. Basically everything that destroys cells makes you age faster as they hit their natural "split limit" faster.

Stay fit, stay active, eat healthy. Antioxidants in food can help slowing down aging as they can intercept free radicals (which destroy your cells).

>Go at off times like midnight.

Damn son that was me

stay fit
don't be a whore
be atleast semi competent in householding skills and knowing how to raise your kids

if you complete these 3 you are miles ahead of almost every female of your age group

everyone on here is autistic in one way or another

continued

That's what I want. What you should look for in a man:

Fit. No exceptions.
Stable income. Doesn't really matter what he does as long as it's reliable.
Very little debt. Student loans not included because most us are in that shit.
Likewise, good money management.
Social drinker. Don't get with a guy that doesn't enjoy a beer or two.
Must have goals. The more ambitious the better. He should be able to show you how he's making progress as well.
Consistent self-improvement. Aside from staying fit, he develops skills in other areas. Doesn't matter what, as long as he's learning.
Reliability. He needs to be able to get things done when he sets out to do them.
Does not make excuses. A proper man takes action and responsibility. He needs to be a leader, not a complainer.

These qualities are all necessary if you want to stay attracted to him and devoted to him. A man like this will be worth the effort to you.

Few men are like this nowadays, but life isn't supposed to be easy. Good luck, you're gonna make it.

>have no bf to take me anywhere i want
GOLDDIGGGEEER

pls be my autistic fat gf

Lol Beta

ok

t. slightly chunky guy

lol

No qt autistic gf to lift with

Why even live

Girls don't come here.
Only gays and normies come here to shitpost

WHATS YOUR KIK

I JUST WANT KIKS OR AUTISTIC BOYS WHO WANT TO TALK PLZ

of autistic boys*
fuck

>using KIK

underage warning, mods do something

Hold on. Let me make one

B8
It's a guy

>thinking guys want women with huge breast

ok I'm here waiting for you baby

I'm not
I'm also on the other side of the world and don't use KIK, we were never meant to be bby

Get your attention whoring ass out of here
This place is for autists and normies