Tfw could just take roids and achieve what I want

Can r9k please leave?

Are you being sincere?

I'll never be a CHAD and have the PIZZA that comes with it, but it's not like I give a shit. I'm happy with my life, and wouldn't trade it for CHAD'S.

I think you've just cucked yourself out of happiness lad.

You obviously don't understand what money can achieve you in life, People say it doesn't cause happiness but it damn sure can. If fucking 10/10 models and being ripped and looking good is what you want in life you have some terrible morals/goals. You should work towards shit YOU want and want to enjoy, Not be someone you aren't. Everyone is different jackass, Do something you enjoy and have fun with your life. You only get one try at life, So you might as well make the most of it instead of being a depressed little bitch. Actually enjoy your life. All I'm trying to say man is just enjoy life to its fullest and don't sit there and hate life because there is some people who have it way worse than you.

Thank you for saying this, I hate beta bitches who complain about life because they can't do something about something they can't change.

How do get to chad god mode?

shut the fuck up you blogposting cunt

>I'll never have a good life

Fucking pussy

Doesn't taking roids make your dick smaller?

No.

Make your balls smaller and make you infertile.

So what's the downside again? I already got two bastard kids so I'm done with that

Potential heart issues
Potentially hormone fuckery
Potentially tits
Potential legal issues

I'm not a roider myself, but if you want to go for it, go for it.

The bad sides only (usually) happen to people who don't plan their cycles properly.

I have a friend who's in his early twenties, models for an Milan agency and looks a lot like the guy on the right.

He's been in the gym for 5+ years. It's his lifestyle. He didn't wale up one morning and want to look like that, he did the things that make a person look like that until he looked like that.

Hardest working guy I know. Never complains - gets a little flustered about setbacks or whatever annoying things pop up but he never feels entitled to anything.

how much do I need to roid if I want to look like right?

Lift
get regular haircuts
have low bodyfat

I have a goal body for many but I lack progress
I keep thinking about ordering anavar

it isnt even that expensive at 55 euro a bottle

>tfw brother looks like left guy except less fit
>tfw a girl tells you you're hotter than him
My ego is through the roof since Saturday

you're only looking at the people in better situations than you. theres some pot belly african out there who would chop off his nuts to be in your place.

be grateful for what you have, rather than stressing over the things you dont x

>roiding just to lower your bf%

?????

>Meanwhile I'm 23, flirting with a 6/10 who's playing hard to get, finishing up my shitty degree at a shitty university, working a minimum wage job and generally just sucking at everything.

you could be worse, like me - 27, still at college, no gf.

They were dyel skeletons who roided to gain muscle mass because they couldn't because le may may bulk is hard.

>I'll never be a CHAD and have the PIZZA that comes with it, but it's not like I give a shit

Why not?? You're living a sub-par life. This world was made for Chads, people like us are just the fucking background characters. You know those 10/10 girls? Those amazing fun adventures, amazing lives etc? They're for Chads. People like us get up to middle-managment, make an average fucking salary, have shitty fucking kids with a wife that gets fat and ugly, live to be 70 years old saving up for that fucking trip to a museum in Italy and then fucking die. Life is a fucking joke.

I'd enjoy travelling the world and doing amazing shit and fucking 10/10 girls. What else is there? Take up painting? Get some gay ass hobby to distract yourself from the fact that you're living a shit life you can't do anything about? There's no way I can enjoy this shit. Nothing about my life is enjoyable. I genuinely wish I was fucking dead mate.

Your definition of a good life is probably making a "decent salary" in your 30's and marrying some used up slut who uses you for betabux.

Unless they create a way to become 16 again an give you a million dollars and model tier looks, you'll never have a good life either. The best you can get is some chad leftovers.

Guy on the left has strong gyno nips but goddamn his face & body is sexy af

>STOP FUCKING COMPLAINING AND KILL YOURSELF IF YOU HATE YOUR FUCKING LIFE SO MUCH YOU WORTHLESS SHIT

>Steroids are magic and just give you muscles when you inject them.

That's not how it works famiglia.

Almost guarantee you these guys were athletes since they were kids and have been lifting weights/using personal trainers/rigorous diet for a while not. Not saying these guys aren't on steroids. They might be. But fact of the matter is that these guys definitely didn't just randomly inject themselves with roids and become shredded as fuck.

Could be worse, you could be an immigrant working illegally for below minimum wage in the deep south... life is hard m80s... but i damn sure wouldnt trade it for anyone else's

It could literally ALWAYS be worse. That doesn't mean shit. you' actually confirming what I'm saying.

>It can always be worse, you can't be unhappy

Well, it can always be fucking better as well, so how can you be happy? It's bullshit mate. I'm not even asking for that much out of life and I get some sort of sub-par bullshit "Average" life that's boring as fuck and has no point to it. Fuck I wish I was dead. Not even fucking trolling. Genuinely wish I could somehow kill myself, but I don't have the means or any sort of way to do so, even if I did I'd be too much of a pussy to go through with it. If I was an american I'd buy a gun and blow my brains out ffs. I haven't been this upset in weeks until this thread reminded me how shit my life is. I wish I was dead.

these guys look so fucking gay posing, if i saw them in public id laugh my ass off familia

But are you fit or dyel neckbeard?

I'm 24 and getting into better shape than I've ever been, gonna get tatt'd and learn how to dress and party. Then gonna go to college and slay while getting better at life.

is it true roids shrink your dick and balls? is it permanent?

if you do roids you can literally just do some press ups a day and you'll still look better than a natty.

just take 50mg of anavar for 6 weeks

no side effects and assuming you know how to lift you'll look like the guys in the op

yeah i'm sure they'd just be destroyed by some neckbeard laughing

>steroid
>no side effects
>this is what scientologists actually believe

>This whole shit is a fucking joke m8. Life is such bullshit.
Mommmyyy... I want out!

image-related is the natural limit according to this study:
journals.lww.com/cjsportsmed/Abstract/1995/10000/Fat_Free_Mass_Index_in_Users_and_Nonusers_of.3.aspx
>The normalized FFMI values of athletes who had not used steroids extended up to a well-defined limit of 25.0.
if you use this calculator to work it out:
naturalphysiques.com/28/fat-free-mass-index-ffmi

it's from this thread:
forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=161825563&page=1

>Why not, you're living a sub-par life? Chad Chad pizza pizza, wahhhh why am I such a fag wahhhh

Because I am content with my life and I'm happy with who I am. I don't care if you wouldn't want my life, I don't care if you'd rather be Chad.

I'm happy, and you're either wasting your time baiting, or your just a wee bit pathetic. Go for a walk or something.

>I'll never look like that.
>I'll never have a good life
>I'll never be a rich teenager
>I'll never fuck 10/10 models
One of these things is not like the others. I'll leave it to you to figure out which.

>I can be 185lbs at 8%bf at 5'10"

dont think so senpai

>Your definition of a good life is probably making a "decent salary" in your 30's and marrying some used up slut who uses you for betabux.

>I can't imagine being happy with a job and marriage so no one can be happy with it, REEEEEEEEEEE

I wasn't able to find the full study to see if the bf% of the athletes was recorded so how much leanness affects it is still up to question.

All you guys cry about is that the world isn't good enough for you, you look at your existence and say "he has it better why live"
Please fucking return the gift of life some jackass decided to give you, preferably via bleach ingestion

FUCK OFF

Money, nice body and social conditioning. Also, avenues to network with people.

>Take up painting? Get some gay ass hobby to distract yourself from the fact that you're living a shit life you can't do anything about?
damn, if you really dont have anything to do that you love doing apart from wanting to travel and bang 10/10 chicks I feel bad for you baka desu senpai

that gyno manlet on the left lmao

>tfw you are 26 lost your virginity with 22, always been a betafag with no confidence till that point, now I fucked 22 girls at that point brimming with confidence
>tfw you are also always bordlering dyel mode with maybe slightly above average looks

And no those weren't just 5/10 girls either. It can be so easy.

What are your lifts?

*borderline... brainfart typing

tumblr boi, go cut yourself

desu I am not even a Veeky Forums regular, never paid for a gym membership and only dick around at home with my pull up bar and low weight dumbbells.

Although I want to get my skinny ass to the gym, I find training around other people uncomfy.

I do cardio everyday and eat under 700 calories a day and Im not losing fat, at this point it's r9k or suicide

I wish I had a home gym.

Public gyms stress me out because I want to feel in control of everything there and always have access to equipment.

I'm not even autistic, I don't know why it annoys me.

Yeah pretty much my reasoning.

The fact that all the replys to this guy are just hurr just settle for what you have make me really sad

There is really no way out is there? If im not an Alpha by now I will never be one right?

>people think that isnt achievable natty

tfw I can be 18% 220 pounds muscle bear
oh fuck gains here I come

Well...at least 95% chance I have a bigger dick.

shame youll never get to use it.

you suck at everything because you don't put much work into it
its your own fault faggot

>he thinks you gotta have super good looks to be alpha and fuck the sexy wimmenz

Oh boy.

Also you suck because you rather cry on some image board rather than bettering yourself.

You ever spend time with these types of people? Something somewhere goes very wrong in their minds, they get really fucked up.

Many become addicts, kill themselves, or get imprisoned for kleptomania or any of the above. A perfect life is a really abd thing to happen to someone. Not the worst, but few emerge as capable of real happiness.

Have you tried finding a gym that's open at night?
>I'm not even autistic.
It's okay, you're safe here senpai

are you delusional? if you dont train and take roids you gain a few kilograms of fat free mass (hint: a few kilograms of pure muscle is a fucking lot) you gain even more if you DO train
you could literally roid without lifting and look like these guys

I don't see the big deal. They are both just lean, they dont look like they work out religiously. They probably watch their diet more than anything to look like that.

Man, nothing worth having in life comes easy. I actually pity people who have never had to work hard..the feeling of achievement is second to none.

guy on left looks like he barely even lifts.

>this is what Americans who were raised on Disney and Rocky actually believe

Yeah dude, I'm sure that the guys in OPs picture are crying themselves to sleep every day because they just can't bear the "misery" of effortlessly scoring better than 99% of all other males when it comes to women, money and virtually every conceivable metric that is used to evaluate a mans personal success in life

"Tr00 happiness" comes from having to work your ass off and constantly having to push yourself to your emotional and physical limits just so that you can have a hope of ever possibly coming CLOSE to the sort of life that they experience with 1/20th of the effort that you have to put in.

It's just like in the movies, dude. There is no such thing as luck, inequality or social limits. If you just believe in yourself and work hard you'll totally be a billionaire playboy, and if somebody is more successfully than you while working less, then he is obviously not "tr00ly happy bro ;)))"

lol'ing hard @ all the fucking ROTCELS itt

all of you fuckers might as well lay down and rot

Misc is king

how delusional are you

>it's another /r9k/ episode
i want you all to leave

Sort of agree - in the sense that some just have it better than others, because of lucky circumstances or whatever. And in the sense that we can't assume whether these guys are happy or not, or mentally ill or not.

But at the same time, and I'm sure this isn't a caveat that you aren't implying, there is nothing wrong with working hard toward some goal - a realistic goal that is. The effort towards a final achievable end-product is satisfying.

It's natural that the less fortunate put down the superior in order to feel better about themselves, like that guy. Though, if one realizes their social limits, they could at least attempt to be as happy as possible.

what's stopping you faggot

>tfw started TRT and now the only obstacle left is my will
>tfw on the razor's edge of not fucking making it

Those are the most airbrushed abs I have ever seen

haha and your only 23

You better nut up and get your shit together, because it only gets harder from here

so?

I'm an ugly motherfucker and I have come to terms with it.

whatever I achieve, I will have achieved it through sheer effort and will and not special privileges.

>ITT: many normal people trying to escape from a normal life because they don't feel normal

i'm literally lmaoing at your lack of thinking capabilities

you're almost as bad as those losers putting the pussy on a pedestal.

you know shit about these fags. I know kids with better bodies doing exactly what you're doing, finishing school and doing what normal dudes do in their 10s.

why aren't you whining about leonardo dicaprio? dude doesnt even have to workout and literally banging models 24/7, traveling the world doing what he wants

Helium exit bag is the /r9k/ meme. If you really just wamt out you could look into that.

But we both know you dont really want OUT, you want better. Find a meditation teacher. Youll know a good one when you meet them, usually.

those are tiny bodies and you'd be better off using cutting agents, not roids

>tfw the only reason i would roid is so i can spend more time working out because it fills dat void

dammit

OMG its almost like you're a normal person who wasn't born into a family with money and good genes

get in line faggot. Its a lot worse for a lot more people

Here is what you don't realize: you are 100% right, but also incorrect. I know because I used to be the same way. People born rich, born with 10/10 genes, born into everything with all the opportunities in the world are literally objectively better than you by society's standards and most personal standards as well.

And yet, they aren't happier, nor are they smarter. It takes a certain level of self awareness to truly enjoy the things you have. I promise you if you ever achieved any of the things they have for free, your happiness would be 100x greater than theirs, not only because you worked for it but because you know what's like not to have it.

You should only be concerned with your happiness not anybody else's. Once you understand the majority of these born into godhood people aren't any happier than the average retard due to lacking self awareness or never knowing anything different, you can become happier than them doing whatever you want. They are trash, don't let trash concern you.

Do you think chad could ever enjoy fucking a 9/10 as much as you could?

Also it's not even that hard to bang 10/10s just go into bars with the confidence of "I can could be banging 11/10 (makeup) escorts on back page right now, so you bitches better pout up or shut up. Nothing gets a slut wetter than knowing you could be fucking other sluts.

Listen to the oldest advice out. Don't try to be someone else, be the best YOU that there is, shut it out, follow a diet and exercise routine, work on YOURSELF because at the end of the day there is no one else like you, and if you become the best you can be, you can be better than everyone else.
>source:personal experience.

the problem is that I will never reach any of those goals because of opportunities and luck

You are right, 100%.
I used to be one of those "if you really want it, you WILL make it".
But experience taught me otherwise.
Let's ignore for a minute cunts like in OP's pic that came out of a pussy right into wealth, good looks and social status, those guys are not even worth considering, their life will be perfect and they wont even appreciate it.
But let's consider people that make it, I realized that hard work is nowhere near the 1st factor in making it in a field. It's mostly luck and opportunities.
Every single sport champion or billionaire will tell you about several life changing lucky moments that steered his life towards success, without which he would have been some regular joe working at a gas station. really, reading Outliers fucked me up, I thought I was a cynic before...
People that say "if you work hard you will make it" have a bias, THEY MADE IT, so for them hard work does = success, they cant comprehend a world where that identity isnt true, because when it counted they got picked up by a scout of a big team, or they received a scholarship or they met somebody that changed their life...

Every single one of my past or present interests or aspirations, I KNOW I will never achieve:
>I will never be popular socially because of my complete social ineptitude
>I will never score qt's because I'm objectively ugly
>I would have never been able to make it in my sport I played, because I couldnt just not study like other people did, and I had body imbalances that completely fucked my swing and prevented me from fixing it
>I love standup, but will never even get to try because 1)there is no standup here, 2)social anxiety 3)I literally have several speech impedments
>same for radio
>I will never have a great fit body because I'm a ectomorph shit and it will take me 10 years to get a body that recovering fatties get after 2 years of a cut
And I could go on, but I realized I might as well talk to myself

>When i was 20
Im pretty much like you
> Now 24.
Im pretty much like OP pics, got the job i love. But Not fucking around just sticking with the grill through shit with me.
>????
Seek the answer inside yourself , not outside. Stop blame everything but yourself faggot