Does being Veeky Forums mean you're pure?

89
My night is ruined

I've never kissed a girl before, but I've had one of my female friends lick my face, so how bad would that be considered?

This is what she looked like
but with a lot more fat.

no shame tho

Being a holdhandless virgin really makes your score high.

I got 95, only ones I checked were
>Masturbated?
>Masturbated to a picture or video?
>Masturbated while someone else was in the room?
>Seen or read pornographic material?
>Ingested alcohol in a non-religious context?

44, and I've only dated one girl ever

>80

Would've been higher if not for all my drug experimentation.

21 y/O here. Most of my friends have done more with more girls than I have.

Not as proud as I thought id be

I got a 62. Am I still an autistic weeb?

Disgusting degenerate. As expected of Satan.

44 here as well, bro

Accidental trips of Satan fuck yeah

ayyyyy sup satin

are you riding on your own personal cloud in the sky that obeys your commands?

if not, you're not pure. 666 party with the devil bitch

I got 31.

My score was 19 what's this mean

90 here boys. It was easy when the questions had "sexual" in it. Just went "nope nope nope"

90.
Questions involving alcohol did me in most.

It's asking if you 69'd you idiot.

Sigh

Seeing all these low score makes me sad/mad at all of you. Like I feel bad for all of you guys. Once you all die and burn in hell you will wished you didn't do all those bad things while you were alive.

Allah is all powerful and forgiving. He is very rational and understanding, so you all still have time to change your dirty evil ways.

Please change now or you will truly suffer.
Thank you

Higher score is better right?

I got a 93, wish it were higher.

If a low score is against Allah, then why does bestiality lower it?

Do you really though?

Chill Ahmed, please don't suicide bomb us.

Yeah, I could of at least avoided one of those check boxes.

94. I was in a short relationship where we held hands (that's 3) and masturbate, that's another 3.

Higher means more pure. Better? I don't think so.

Wish I hadn't turned down that threesome last weekend. My score would have been better.

>96

Looks like my autism wins me this one, boyos

92, cause I've masturbated

I'm asexual anyway so I don't really give a shit about sex anyway

... Why is hand-holding even a question tho

>hand-holding

Is looked down upon in the eyes of Allah.
Also the fact that your "asexual" aka mentally ill means that you're going to burn in hell.

sorry, bud
you still have time to change your sinful way though, so do it now or you're be fucked.

-god bless

>14

excuse me while i recite 10.000 hail marys

10 :/ am dead yet?

...

>This is what she looked like
>but with a lot more fat.

So not like that at all?

I've lived a good life.

go throw a gay man off a building ahmed

>I Got a 5

Wew lads I'm on the express way to hell

21..kind of surprised that it was that high, but amazingly never been arrested let alone for a felony. Many close calls, but never got caught for anything too serious.

40, 4 boyfriends, 2 girlfriends only ever had sex with one guy, 22 female

celibacy gets gods boner hard nigglet

Where my other rude bois at? we should hang out

>43
I feel like a fucking cuck

kek nice b8 m8

this guy knows what's up

being asexual doesn't automatically = celibacy tho, if I managed to fall in love with a woman I'd fuck her if she asked, I just wouldn't be sexually attracted

Should have sinned more user baka

baka?

oh my god mods srsly, you play too much

Forgot pic

Believe me I tried
If I was a Chad I'd be sinning every night five times a night

how many sheep did you fuck user?

Jelly

damn, I have 25 and thought I was hot shit.

Welp...
I have no regrets

Mah nigga

Git gud

The military is a weird place

No animals involved user one of the few i said no to

33. I'm definitely ok with that.

59

ive only had sex 2 times lmao

Degenerates

You never held hands, masturbated or were questioned by the police? kek

30 what's the score mean?

same here

Got 97

>37734581
kek

I got a 38, I've only ever had sex with one girl who I'm married to now.

83
I just had to check alcohol and masturbation related boxes

22

So much clicking

>kissed horizontally
What did they mean by this

97

Heaven, here I come

Just end my existence

Got 49,

Guess fucking whores isn't that bad

73

16

I am a real piece of work.
>I seriously can't believe how many people are in the 90s. Live a little for fuck sakes.

40, probably regular normie tier.

>They aren't having sex by choice

Guess understanding that means I'm not as normie as you though.

>47
Am i chad yet?

>tfw 94

Got 26

>no option for whore shoving her tongue deep in your asshole while milking your cock into a shot glass which she downs after you've climaxed

>36
I be the purest.

95, only masturbation, disciplinary infraction and kissing a non-family member, but that's just a simple greeting here, not sure about that one.

Here's the real question. At what point do you go from just being non-pure fun guy to entering man-slut mode? Like what's the low end cut off? Because there were a few questions on there that were actually pretty extreme, like bestiality and getting STI tests for reasonable suspicion.

nothing wrong with responsible/respectful sex between consenting adults. Beastiality is another thing entirely.

>ricepuritytest.com/

I got a 40

Mine got stolen though

mfw i got 19 and im age 19
feelsbadman

31, fuck.
How do I into not degeneracy?

Twins! Never fucked or kissed so I'm sure that screwed me over

89
Booze and drugs after high school made me not a saint

>51
I'm still a youngin (18) so I still have time to get that lower

810

>Your score:
>97

Feels good man. I have no idea how you guys get such low scores.

Sup from 212

not true. repent and do right. you dont have to go be with 666 just because he says you do.

we are human after all and have choices in our lives

57
Guess i'm pretty pure for a non-virg

69 damn I don't know what it means.

Yeah I checked a bunch of the police and perv stuff and ended up at 100. No hand holding though :^(