How strong is your dad, Veeky Forums?

The thing is that's what the average male looked like before the Mike's started putting estrogen into our water

Ex-military, loves to build stuff from trees he has cut down. On top of that, he regularly exercises like biking, running, gym and kayak. He's 62 and barely looks a day over 50. Needless to say, he's in pretty good shape

He's a full dadbod. Can benchpress 100kg. Never seen him squatting or deadlifting.

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Is your family a fan of watermelon by any chance?

He's 54, has cycles of eating whatever and then cycles of cutting and working out, was very fit when young so that base is still there.

He also bangs women half his age often, and after his second divorce as no desire to get married and is just going to bang sl00ts.

completely wrong lmao

99.99% of people from the past were super unaesthetic

>mfw watching films from the 70s and seeing pudgy skinnyfats playing action heroes
You would never get that nowadays

literal skelly mode by now I bet

When he was younger he was a beast, he once beat up 5 guys alone
Now I'm probably stronger but ue could still wreck my shit

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Dad Used to be a nyc firefighter and was jacked irishman. Literally could beat up anyone due to life of traveling and fighting. Pretty cool.

>White
>never knew my dad
>tfw

The strongest man in existence.
Definitely stronger than every other dad combined.

He deadlifted 320 lbs last week.

He's the one who got me into lifting.

Used to be in special forces.
Kinda in fridge mode when he was younger, but people keep on saying he was ripped as fuck.
Now he's in dadbod mode - zero abs, visible obliques, chest kinda hangs.
But damn, he was and is still strong.
I'm ashamed to say this, but he's still stronger than me.

He was strong once, used to be in the RAF, then left and joined the Fire Service, which is where he became actually strong.

He's weak as fuck now though.

My dad's a cardio cuck. He ran a couple marathons but he's getting older and his lower back has seen better days, still pretty active though. Not very strong but I mean could've been worse (read: fatass)

Nice, weapons sergeant.
That's what I'm going in for.

My dad is weak in every aspect, and has always discouraged my from exercising

always stronger than me.. one day old man, one day.

Dad is ex construction worker plus pole vaulter and gymnast. Could bench 300 in his prime, and also he could do the iron cross. He is still very strong and fit from running. He's also a stand up guy who is my role model.

Damn weak. He was abused and his body is fucked thanks to it. He's one of my biggest motivation to lift, I'm doing it for him too since he never had a chance

Are you me?????

ive seen it posted here heaps of times

>tfw dad never lifted
>tfw dad never amounted to much
>tfw he never taught me how to do anything useful

Those absentee father feels.

Why would I want my dad to fuck klokov?

> Wanting a slav dad

Really strong he is 6'2 and about 200 pounds and he've got that manual work strength plus he used to be a rugbyman and to go to he gym a lot when he was young
Now he 've put on some fat but his arms are still strong as fuck

Strong. Played football in college in the as an outside linebacker, he was around 6'3" 230 in those days. Didn't really squat or DL heavy after college, but still benched 3pl8s into his 40s until he tore his rotator cuff. He's in his mid-50s now, but sits around 225 in good shape.

He told me that pretty much all D-1 football lifting programs were the same back then (in the 70s/80s). They would focus on 5 "core" exercises -- bench, squat, DL, press, clean -- with pull-ups, dips, rows, curls, calves, etc. thrown-in the mix. For the core lifts, they would do 3x4 at the same weight until they could do 3x6, then increase the weight so they could only do 3x4 and repeat. He told me that the linebackers, around 6'1" - 6'3" 220 - 240, would do 3pl8 bench, 3.5pl8 squat, 4pl8 DL work sets.

>was a gymnast and wrestler in highschool

>60 years old
>full beard and hair
>0 grays

>eats bags of cheetos for dinner and smokes 40 cigs per day

> muscular and lean
> still works blue collar job for 80 houra per week
> plays basketball with me and my friends on weekends

>smokes while playing

He's pretty strong

he has a small frame and isn't physically strong. my mom on the other hand is huge 5'9 amazon with wide hips (no oedipus)

Kek

Excuse me, do you mind explaining WHAT THE FUCK you are asking that for?

I would like to be a slav, those fuckers are huge, I imagine this is how people used to be before we got all effeminate and cucky.

>before we got all effeminate and cucky.
only if you let the jews turn you

Lots of old man strength. Doesn't lift but was a firefighter for 25 years and still does cardio and yoga every single day. He's 70 and looks 50

>me & bro meet up with dad like half a year ago, hadn't seen him in like a year
>we start talking about lifting heavy things and then putting them down
>we talk about pullups
>I say I will be able to do pullups in like a month
>mfw my dad replies 'why not do them now?'
he's such a fucking troll manlet and he doesn't even get it lmao. but yea he is hella athletic.

>He got his first job at 13 unloading cargo trains.
>Almost beat three would be robbers to death at 17.
>Was amateur boxer and sprinter during teens.
>Special forces.
>Drill instructor.
>Linesman for power company.

Today he works a desk job and is 55. Still has the forearms of a Greek god and can win in arm-wrestling against 25 year olds in top shape. Not much functional strength due to shrapnel close to spine, though.

Shredded as fuck, best wrestler of Yugoslavia in his prime for many years. Then he got fat at 22 years old and never again went back. Now he smokes daily and is obese as shit, quite sad actually.

A weak, pathetic, motherfucking manlet beta bitch with anger issues is what he is.

Are... you... black?

Still managed to fuck your mom mate ;^)

same

Yeah it makes me feel sorry for him because she's an emotionally abusive, passive aggressive, self centered piece of shit.

>projecting this hard

he can barely lift his right leg and can't properly feed himself

wear your seatbelt brehs

In his late 50's and still grabbing fully grown rams by the horns to shear them each year. tfw no farmer strength

What's his name I'm attached to them as a mechanic :)

Both my parents neglected the fuck out of me. They had a kid, and then acted like they never had a kid, no different then stopping at the side of the road, taking a shit, and then driving on like you might do on a long roadtrip. Fuck them. I've lived for 21 years with two strangers.

Stronger than yours!

Damn am I the only one here with an out of shape dad? He has average strength but hes overweight and can barely walk up the stairs anymore.

He was overall a pretty good dad growing up and I have no ill will towards him, but he was a bad influence on me growing up diet and exercise wise. Definitely not someone I look up to anymore. It's pretty depressing.

>best wrestler of Yugoslavia
Kako se zove?

Ive said this before but I am a tad bit envious of those who had fit fathers.

My dad is a fat fuck with horrible eating habits. I bet having an actual fit dad like the one in OPs pic helped developed character, self control, and discipline along with someone who started early in health and fitness that they wouldn't deal with being a fat fuck and then losing weight while keeping stretch marks and all that shit.

I'm a bit salty at my father for it. He isn't a bad dad he just fucked up that subconsciously his children look up to him as a role model. Not saying that there isnt self responsibility. I became a fat fuck all on my own.

I promise not to do that to my kids.

Well maybe your mom was raped but never told the authorities They both knew but couldn't let you go because of guilt.

he's a fat IT specialist

Damn. Ungrateful fuck. I hope when you become a father your child hates you.

I bet my dad can beat yours up.

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>I would like to be a slav, those fuckers are huge

Can this fucking meme die? Can you Americans stop being retarded?

I look like my dad, except taller, so that's out of the question unfortunately. But that'd only make me angrier, the least they could fucking do is abort me or be honest with me.

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My dad used to do triathlons when I was young but got a herniated disk in his neck from all the biking so he got kind of overweight and ran into cholesterol problems. He got surgery and for the past couple months he's been doing some low-carb thing and getting back into cardio and has lost quite a bit of weight.

My dad is great but totally abuses his health, smokes and eats garbage-tier food. I think it's because he was dirt poor growing up and had nothing, but made a lot of money after college, so he indulged a lot afterwards and it became a habit.

He doesn't look fat though, just unhealthy old man DYEL-tier.

Now that I have 3 kids I try to persuade him to adopt a healthier lifestyle if only for his grandkids' sake, but he thinks it's too late to bother, and now has to undergo some risky surgery to deal with some issues related with his terrible diet.

maybe if he gets through surgery he'll rethink it like your dad ;_;

Dad was a bodybuilder during the 80s but he did t get to compete as he was also a cocaine cowboy smuggling dope from Columbia into the usa. He was a sailor most of his life so he new how to navigate just using the stars . He went to prison for 7 years for conspiracy because they couldn't find the 10 pounds of coke he had hidden. In jail he was still big as fuck tho. Now he's in his 50s bit still looks like he's late 30s to early 40s. His bf is around 25% tho cus of drinking n shit. He still works a physical job doing construction . He runs his own small company. I started working construction with him since 12 until I was 18.

I gota a pic of him when he was in prison. I'll see if I can find it.

Miserable, out-of-shape shit in a mid-range luxury car who blames the chemo he went through thirty years ago for his bad health and not the fact that he did nothing for the intervening thirty years but live a sedentary lifestyle and chase money.

Bar none one of the most unhappy people I've ever known. Has taught me an awful lot, but none of it through the shit he has tried to tell me; he is a living, breathing cautionary tale that I've had with me my entire life.

my dad is 62 but still has that manlet strenght, only job he does is gardening

He does strongman, so I guess he's strong. He's a big guy though, tall and wide frame-- genetically predisposed me to a wide frame. Even when at my thinest I look like I have linebacker tier shoulder width (I'm a gril so this is a bad thing)

Thats one thing i like about being a manlet. Getting older wont affect me as much as the lanklets.

My dad was really ripped with abs in his military years when he was serving the Yugoslavian army. These days he's working in construction, still has huge biceps, a wide back, developed chest and shoulders and is around 210lbs@5'8 but around 30% bf (measured with a cheap caliper). With his hair covered body, huge hands and weird accent it feels like a bear is standing in front of you. I think my dad is pretty cool.

sedentary and has a fuckgut. I've tried to get him into lifting but he works too much and is always tired

>not realizing lifting will make him feel more energized

ex-boxer, could've gone pro, but decided to go the normal career path. He looks pretty boss for being 70 yo and having a bunch of surgeries desu.

I am super proud of him

i tell him that, but he can't muster the energy to go through the first few weeks

Week 2 of getting my dad into lifting with me. He's obviously using lighter weights but he feels fucking fantastic after them. He went from filling his days with drinks out of boredom to lifting and looking forward to it. Feels fucking great.

I would say he 60% stronger then me

My dad bikes everywhere so he's like Lance Armstrong mode minus the roids.

My father is/ was a monster. Still has the bench record at his high school of 355 at 205. Still crushes me every time we arm wrestle. Whenever I see him he asks me if I'm benching 350 yet. Can't wait for the day I go to see him and I finally can say yes.

Pic related is him at over 50

He's 5'5, 185lb diesel mechanic, bearmode af. The shame of being a tiny skeletor compared to him motivates me more than anything

I never knew my father, and my step-father is a miserable cucck.

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> grew up on a farm
> fucked with cows every morning
> meathead football is not fun anymore
> hit the gym with friends while reading engineering textbooks
> squat 500, bench 425... be a fucking viking
> i watched him do 300 for 25 reps on an incline when i was 13
> changed my life
> Dad is so strong mode, dont know shit
> dad gets drunk at local pub
> asshat starts talking about fucking my mum
> dad uses other grown men as clubs to beat on the dude as they try to hold him back
> Dad is a monster mode, i want to be a monster too
> work hard, be real big, be real strong
> Dad still outlifts me
> get into wrestling, judo, submission grappling
> snap a dudes neck on accident with a half nelson
> he is in wheelchair for life
> I am a monster
> cry for weeks
> dad finds out what happens
> pats me on the back, "Now you know what it means to be strong"

If true fuck your dad is a badass

niggers

> snap a dudes neck on accident with a half nelson
> he is in wheelchair for life
that's fucking aweful m8, that would wreck me

yeah but you're judging a generation of people off of a few actors. obesity rates are higher on average now vs. back then

my dad could hit someone in a car from a very unnusual state out of the front window.

that is beast level strength.

Swimming, Army, Bodybuilding. He owned a gym for 12 years he made his own weights, at his max his bench was 528lbs natty dude pretty fucking strong still, best spotter ive ever had

The retarded faggot fell of his motorbike(again) and his knee is fucked basically. He will spend 4 weeks with his knee in those fabric plaster things and I will have to look after him. Worst part is that I might have to stay here with him instead of visiting my aunt who has cancer. Apparently he did everything right but the tires slipped on some water and he fell anyway. I keep telling the guy that he can fall again and this time for good but it he doesn't listen.

Was that neck snap during sparring during practice or during a real fight? Kinda shitty to go all out during sparring desu.

Died about a month ago from stomach cancer. Probably because of unhealthy lifestyle(booze, fast food). However, he was a good man