Breaking up with my girlfriend tonight lads

breaking up with my girlfriend tonight lads

how should i break it to her

just don't

Send her an e mail

Text her a picture of your dick and write "it's over" on it in blood.

Over text and then just ignore her afterwards, like real men do.

Via FAX

"You're like Power Cleans, babe. I hated you for months and finally decided to stop doing you. You're useless."

Tell her you like men now. This is the easiest way, and since you're lifting it will make sense, trust me.

She just text me this

Boy it's going to be rough tonight

>>>/misc/

This is the time to ghost her

after sex, duh. Tell her it's just not that good anymore, that for you it's not all about the sex but it still is a big part of a relationship. You want some one you can connect with at every levels.

Why user?

but I love power cleans :c

Hi Willem

You'll be fine bro

>/misc/
damn you must new

She's really nice, earns money, independent and can be loads of fun.

Doesn't have the same interests as me at all, so yeah going out on the piss, grabbing food just general chit chat is fun but man, when you have no common interests with eachother at all conversation gets stale quick. It generally boils down to 'how was work' and it's just not enough to sustain a real relationship imo.
also she's like a 6/10 at best in bed and that is a pretty big factor

And im guessing you also have other prospect you want to pursue?

explain to her all that except the 6/10 part and if she's a reasonable human being all should go well.

>how should i break it to her
Tell her its summer and you really want to fuck sluts

Nah, if something happens I'm down but I'm staying away from tinder and shit for a while. But I'd rather spend my limited free time with people I gel with opposed to trying to force something that isn't going to work.

Yeah I am honestly, I kinda thought she'd see it that way as well but she is genuinely in love with me and I don't really know why.

>genuinely in love with me

This is just what women say, she'll be banging Chad in a week. Just worry about yourself my man.

Yeah her moving on won't fuss me, I just don't want to upset her to be honest.

match with 40 year old high test milf on tinder
we're talking e cup tits and a juicy ass
total high test queen
she's been sending me pics since last night
she keeps messaging me at work
she just sent me a few pics of her outfit
she tells me she loves to rim (holy fuck?)
she's taller than me too which makes her even sexier (she's 6'1 with incredible proportions)

brehs pls help

Punch her in the face and take a massive shit on the floor

not fitness, fuck off

????
What's the problem here?
Go out with her, have a good time, then have her take you home to rail her??
Or just go straight to boning??
Are you autism?

are you me

wtf? you have a calligraphy fetish?

you must not have Veeky Forums Gold Membership, else youd be able to visit it newfag.

tell her it's over and why, nothing more

probably asmr

oh. if it is then she should dump op's faggot ass.