Itt: god tier bulking food

LMAO KEEP BULKING THEN HUNGRY SKELTAL

this gif makes me so fucking angry every time i see it

1. the whole gif is like two minutes
2. who goes to a restaurant and buys fucking cup noodles
3. the way that bitch picks up the doritos with the tongs when she could have easily just dumped the whole fucking bag
4. dumps enough sauce to the point not a single flavor of the food itself isnt masked by sauce

>that'll be 13.99

Black people and Latino people are more likely to be obese than white people, statistically
stateofobesity.org/disparities/

thats a shit fucking cookup

>tfw your cat's bulk is cleaner than yours

this made me more sick than two girls one cup

Ramen noodles are fucking disgusting.

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is this where kali muscle goes out to eat?

>being a shit skin

What about burger king? They have 1.49 10 piece chicken nuggets

that was looking pretty good and creative until she started putting on all those random condiments

pham wtf even if that?

Noodles with doritos surrounding? topped with scrambled egg and cheese? then just random sauces added?

wtf pham who eats this

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>cup ramen
>Doritos
>pretty good and creative

Do you live in Haiti?

ramen is amazing stfu

The only good stuff in this are the chocolates in the bowl and the vidya collection.

Looks like a blast desu

Yeah, well...

I fucked your mom.

why is there a can of raw crescent dough

we still have nicer food though. food that has taste

is this legit??
ima go hunt some mega chickens

fuck what's that pink drink called?

SoBe. Shit is fucking cancer its like a drink out of oddworld or some shit.

Damn, my dad bought it for me when I was a kid once and I haven't seen it anywhere else.

Edging daily before and after working out for increased testosterone and max gains.

Busting a nut allowed in break day.

>real
>bullshit

>You'll never have another awesome birthday party with your friends from school like this again

chickens have the same macros pretty much

fuck was supposed to start new thread.

Ignore.
Scroll on.

Why is this the most beautiful thing I have ever seen?

>a fucking 14 oz steak
>only 600 calories

>""""""god tier bulking food"""""""

you could eat two mcdoubles, be way less full, and get more calories.

and also pay 38 dollars less.

You will not succeed.

Had it once when I was a kid and nearly threw up. Surprised it hasnt gone under after all these years.

The grams don't add up

nigga if you can't afford a steak you need to get a job

It just kept going

That was horrid from the get go and it just wouldn't fucking stop...
Who's responsible for this shit? Did they fucking eat it?

she fucking works at a store it doesnt mean she created the shit she just makes it

fat ass couldn't even wait to take the picture before taking a cupcake

well yea it wasn't cooked in a mud hut on a spit

DAT DERE RAMEN AND TUNA

>sure, it's killing us wholesale but it has "taste"! Checkmate, white people

I'm from Haiti and I actually think this sounds tasty.

Fucking beaner street tier food.

And to think every low class mexifag loves that shit.

nutts

I miss binging.

how did you stop?

disgusting

doesn't seem to stop you from going to KFC erryday, nigger.

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what teh fuck

>At cookout by the pool
>Grilling some fine ass steaks
>One black family friend is there
>He literally can never stop bringing up race
>Can't say a sentence without including the term "white people" or "black people"
>Walks up to me and cracks the classic "o u white ppl just cook everything burnt to a crisp lol" joke
>Ask him how he likes his steak
>He says rare
>Pull one of the steaks off and slice it, ask him "what would you call this"
>Not even done searing, completely dark purple on the inside. Raw to the point of being inedible.
>"Uh ... m-medium ha ha"
>OK.jpeg
>Pull it off the grill and put it on his plate
>"I'll be sure not to overcook the other ones so much ;^)"
>He's hardly able to cut it with a knife
>He ends up sick later that week from food poisoning

Fucking niggers, holy fuck.

Why are you all so fucking insecure about yourselves that you can't go five minutes with talking about "muh white ppl can't cook"

>bulking
You mean using the excuse of "building muscle" to delude yourself into becoming a disgusting, fat slob. You're only tricking yourself.

Sumo wrestlers bulk up on beer, rice, and stew made with lots of meats.

DELETE THIS

Behold! Fats and protons for days with minimal effort.

more white people food
cultural appropriation is the shit!

>taco
>white food

>Their inferiority complex knows no bounds. Being rooted in actual inferiority (and they are aware of this) only compounds the problem.

kek

>3. the way that bitch picks up the doritos with the tongs when she could have easily just dumped the whole fucking bag

Yeah. Ignoring the total abortion of ingredients that this is, this is the part that drives me crazy. She even used scissors to cut the bag open. Just rip it open with your hands like everyone else and dump it out, takes literally two seconds.

Where the fuck is this? Im guessing some family run skate rink ir minigolf in indiana. Fucking carnie food is better than this.

>All those condiments and sauces

Absolutely disgusting!

dont let that one fuck get you down m8, there are decent niggers out there

they taste amazing too.really expensive though

>caring about taste

What a Fucking faggot

Lmao white people have the most bland and nasty food possible. Use some spices you pasty fucks

Kali muscle. How do I get big like you. You say you are all natural.

>bulking
>gaining 99% fat and 1% muscle

Eat clean and do it right you faggots.

black people don't have food or water and die of starvation and dehydration.

Also, I don't see how the French and Italians have nasty food. You must like eating goat shit or something.

>t. nigger that thinks chili and sriracha are the only tastes you can add to a food on the planet

>mediterraneans
>white

Blacks don't have food. Also, mediterranian food > anything lations can come up with.

People who complain about "lack of spices" are usually beasts who think they're "adding flavor", while in reality they're putting 10x the necessary dose of spice, resulting in a borderline unedible slop in which you can't taste a single atom of the food you were supposed to just season.

>lmao white people just eat plain boiled chicken
>forgetting european cusines and how they shit all over everything else

where did this meme even come from?

>drown your food in spices so you can't taste the literal feces in it
>"My food very good. Lots gooder than white people food."

looks disgusting

A couple of friends went to Chicago for the summer, and they said that everything is full of sugar in America, even the bread tastes sweet. Is this why Americans are so fat?

>needing to ask

yes and no

disgusting

>taco
>not white food

Just make it happin cappin, the bois and I still get together from time to time to get drunk and commit carbacide while playing shity vidya. It is rare though. So is the fate of mortal men.

Do Americans really eat like this?

Explain. I had some girls friends go over there last summer, one was just normal skinnyfat, and the other two were Veeky Forums. All three came back fat and they said the same thing about the food.

lmao why do non-whites always make some comment about how their white food that they stole from whites and ate is better than actual cuisines that stretch to antiquity like italian, french, english, polish, swedish, ukranian...

just wow.

>you
>white

like this non-white here. he actually believes that his tortilla with beans in it is somehow going to be better than the foods that we have through our cultures for thousands of years.

no, I don't want to eat your slop. I'll have some fucking Carbonara, Lasagna, or maybe even a fucking pizza you tizzun

yes a lot of food has unnecessary sugar, no that's not why american's are fat. Bad eating habits are at fault. There are a lot of healthy regular americans that eat the same garbage.

looks like a pretty good night to me

French food is hot garbage

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