I'm not going to ask the questions most summerfags probably ask like "How many years do I have to train to look this swole?"
Instead, I want a more precise answer--how many workouts do I have to do at what level of intensity to look anything like this literal demigod? Is this the 10,000 hour rule in effect? Or is it all just photoshop since very few people can look this huge in real life?
This has got to be the least funny Veeky Forums meme in existence. I dare you to think of another meme as unfunny as this
Elijah Lee
> Skinny Caveman in a diaper
> "swole"
Landon Morgan
>O-one rep maxes
Lincoln Lopez
He was cutting in that pic. Once he went back to bulking, he got really huge.
That's when he officially became the king of Veeky Forums.
Christian Morgan
Sorry, but the king of fit is not some DYEL who (apparently) doesn't know how to cut.
Puzzlemaster will always be our king.
Nathan Bailey
The puzzlemaster is dead. He was replaced by an insecure raging dude.
William Gray
who goes on to parade about SS while being a DYEL twink who is mentally ill considering he thinks he is a girl kek.
Luke Thomas
Actually I was still talking about grooby. I would never refer to trappy as a dude. Neither as a girl btw.
Cooper Perez
Shut up faggot. Scoob is god-tier.
Brayden Howard
Whoa, who is this guy? I'm new here but he seems to come up a lot.
Brandon Rogers
Big Mike P the king of Veeky Forums
Ayden Lee
Thanks, user. Is this guy in a band or something? He looks familiar from MTV, I think.
Brody James
Yeah he's in a few bands, but his popularity really soared when he performed a 260kg natty deadlift in 2004. Some say he did reps, but Big Modest Mike said he only did one and did poor form on the others.
Jason Diaz
>Whoa, who is this guy? I'm new here but he seems to come up a lot.
That's Mike Patton, a member of the genetic elite of mankind.
He serves to remind us of what is attainable, at least for a small sliver of those with top-tier genetics.
Andrew Roberts
Is that pic before or after the bear fight?
Carson Lopez
>Is that pic before or after the bear fight?
He poked the bear's eyes out and kicked it to death, not exactly a fair fight imo.
Brandon Brooks
ok can we legit talk about making big vocal gains like Mike P for once?